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Beer Goggles

beanzbeanz
edited April 2008 in Chit chat
So has everyone in England been issued beer goggles since I left?

Miss Surrey winner competing in the Miss England competition....

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/ChloeBikiniHELLO_468x840.jpg
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  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited April 2008
    Notice that they did the shoot at a swimming pool, she can't be out of the water for too long....

    (Sorry, that was a bit out of order, wasn't it?)
  • VertigoVertigo
    edited April 2008
    Seen her before and thought I probably would. Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby lovin'. Saw her on BBC breakfast and it looked like she'd had no slap applied and turned up in a tight t-shirt with a tight bra on, so had bad lines.
    I probably still would let her have a go on me though, but only one pending ride quality ;)
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited April 2008
    Vertigo wrote: »
    Seen her before and thought I probably would. Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby lovin'. Saw her on BBC breakfast and it looked like she'd had no slap applied and turned up in a tight t-shirt with a tight bra on, so had bad lines.
    I probably still would let her have a go on me though, but only one pending ride quality ;)

    He he, well you know what they say... Bigger ones give it better, and all that!!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    So has everyone in England been issued beer goggles since I left?

    Miss Surrey winner competing in the Miss England competition....

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/ChloeBikiniHELLO_468x840.jpg

    Aye, unless the daily mail have entered a time warp, the competition is not until June 2008. Who is it that's got beer gogles again, the UK or the daily Mail.

    Miss Surrey won the reqional heat final it look like.

    However, this years finalists look like a bunch of plain jane,, verging the on munter-esque.
    http://www.missengland.info/miss-en-2008.html
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  • VertigoVertigo
    edited April 2008
    There are some real trouts on there. See better on the train to work most mornings.
    The chubby one's in with a good chance if the judges have any taste (and agree with me lol)
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited April 2008
    That page is probably designed to make the winners of the hears look distinctly average, as they want to get hopefulls to part with their entry fees, and think they have a good chance /cynicmode>
  • VertigoVertigo
    edited April 2008
    There are a couple of lovelies there but the blonde on the front page and a load of the semi finalists are really plain.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    Miss Wiltshire

    Fedwa Boutarfas

    Anagram challenge anyone??
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  • thx1138thx1138
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Miss Wiltshire

    Fedwa Boutarfas

    Anagram challenge anyone??


    Fatwa Forbade Us
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Fatwa Forbade Us

    Boat was fat fred
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  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    beauty contests are disgracefull. the objectify women, and make young girls believe they have to be attractive to be popular.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited April 2008
    mile wrote: »
    beauty contests are disgracefull. the objectify women, and make young girls believe they have to be attractive to be popular.

    You didn't look at the pictures, did you? :-P

    (j/k)
  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    mile wrote: »
    beauty contests are disgracefull. the objectify women, and make young girls believe they have to be attractive to be popular.

    They do!

    (fat girl filler)
  • ADJBADJB
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Aye, unless the daily mail have entered a time warp, the competition is not until June 2008.

    No the site must have been hacked and altered, Crufts was a couple of months back.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    Fedwa Boutarfas

    wafde farts about (extra T...shame)
  • VanTammenVanTammen
    edited April 2008
    uuhmmmm....more space for looooving!!!
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited April 2008
    mile wrote: »
    beauty contests are disgracefull. the objectify women, and make young girls believe they have to be attractive to be popular.

    Ah...

    Women do have to be attractive to get on. Makes life soooo much easier. Like it or not, we are all judged on looks, every single waking moment.

    Many fine relationships have started on account of beer goggles, and many babies have been born.

    Here is to beer goggles!
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2008
    Ah yes good ol' beer!

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  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Ah yes good ol' beer!

    Helping ugly people score for hundreds of years :lol:

    stop stealing post ideas from viz
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2008
    mile wrote: »
    stop stealing post ideas from viz

    I didn't read that in Viz
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  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I didn't read that in Viz

    then dont steal ideas from people who steal ideas from viz.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    Stealing ideas from people who dont read Viz but steal ideas from people who stole ideas from people that read viz.....

    My head hurts!!

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  • VertigoVertigo
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    (fat girl filler)
    You rang?

    Oh.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    So has everyone in England been issued beer goggles since I left?

    Miss Surrey winner competing in the Miss England competition....

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/ChloeBikiniHELLO_468x840.jpg
    how did i miss this thread?

    id do her

    errrrrrrrrrrm
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    mel the bell wrote: »
    how did i miss this thread?

    id do her

    errrrrrrrrrrm

    Well I'm guessing most of us would do her, ..cept Scotty coz he is in love.

    BUT!

    a winning contestant in beauty contests and an entry for Miss England later in the year......hmmmmm I need another round.

    Edit: shes only 16 too...give it another 8yrs and that butterfly tattoo is gonna look like a terradactyl.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Well I'm guessing most of us would do her, ..cept Scotty coz he is in love.

    BUT!

    a winning contestant in beauty contests and an entry for Miss England later in the year......hmmmmm I need another round.

    Edit: shes only 16 too...give it another 8yrs and that butterfly tattoo is gonna look like a terradactyl.

    16? bloody ell
    sorry was distracted, was just looking at gwyneth paltrows legs :)

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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited April 2008
    no beer goggles needed for those
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    mel the bell wrote: »
    no beer goggles needed for those

    No...just some bbq sauce and the hotwings to go with them!
  • DustiDusti
    edited April 2008
    I would......

    Shes fuckin gorgeous
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited April 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    I would......

    Shes fuckin gorgeous

    which one?

    gwyneth or the 16 year old fat munter?
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