work problems
let me take you back to summer last year i started courting a young lady, things went sour, things were said etc. we started getting freindly again recently, but just the whole plutonic thing etc. now she is coming to work in the same office as me. The worse part is i told her i was a little higher up in the organisation than i actually am. i'm really worried about the gossips. i really dont like being laughed at behind my back or being made a fool of. (at least on here its out in the open) Also she is pretty fit and i don't want to start trying it on again. :cry:
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Ha ha schoolboy error though, making out you had a fancy job etc ! Naughty Miles !!
I hope for your sake youre over 4 inches otherwise your life will be hell a few days once she gossips with the other women there.
Great post, made me laugh out loud ! What a 'mare !! Small world though, the chances of her working there surely were very slim
What he said.
i told my GF the whole story and she was less than impressed, and started to ask if i've been lying to her. :sad:
Yeah, don't tell GFs you've lied to previous GFs...
Miles my dear boy...You have to learn not to get emotionally attached to women. As a strange side effect to this that will usually make them want you more!.
You have to be indifferent to her....don't do the platonic friends BS thing....if she says 'can we be friends' respond with hearty laugh and walk away shaking your head.
As for the lying about your job position thing...just say 'I lied' (I use this line a lot .....sometimes its good to punctuate it with 'you dumb bitch') and again walk away laughing and shaking your head....throw in a 'sucker' too as you stroll away for added goodness.
Never let the woman have the upper hand.
Rubbish! don't listen too these whipped guys ;)
Lying is good, its a great 'control' tool.
Mate have you been hit over the head with a stupid stick ? Telling your missus the whole story about your lies etc ?!?
You'll be telling your missus 'yes you do' when she asks 'does this top make me look fat' next ?!
...You're screwed.
....and this is great evidence as to why Beanz is single !
...so long as you don't openly admit to it.
Bad boys, stick together, never, sad boys...doo doo doo du du doooo DOOO!
I just put mine on a diet...shes ballooned up to 125lb. Last night I had home made chips and fish (deep fried) with bread and butter while she had one of those Slim cuisine things.
She's going to start dancing again in a few weeks and I told her that no one is gonna tip her with a big ol belly hangin over her G-string.
Thats a one way ticket to a single bed.
No sir...you have learn to find the 'vunerable' ones.
Ha ha laughed out loud again ! I cant tell whether your taking the mick or not but in my stereotypical world i do believe you live in some backwards little town where the only jobs for girls are working in the only cafe or working as a dancer in a bar !
No joke....I just bought $190 worth of 'exotic dancer wear' off ebay for her to get her started again. Shes been living with me now for 2-3 months and not working (remember she used to be a titty dancer for 6yrs) She's a 'felon' to due to getting caught with coke a couple of years back. Anyway...she can make $400+ a night dancing so I told her she needs to go back to work 'temporary'. She said she will give me all the cash to hold for her as she doesn't have a bank account and to help get me straight and pay her way......
...ok :) i'll be posting my wii/xbox ID in a few weeks.
99% of strippers are messed up in the head. IMO its proof of the exsistance of god...... good looking girls that think they look like crap and feel worthless.
Old beanz is all to happy to help them out with a bed and a lean cuisine.
I'd extend that to 99% of good looking women. All the good lookers I've known have had low self esteem (probably how I scored) and those that believe they are good looking and god's gift to men are complete dogs without a pile of makeup and real bitches.
Although looking back it might be me damaging them in some way :rolleyes:
100% of good looking women I've met have higher self esteem than me you insensitive clod :cry:
:-P
Fess up to lying to her. To keep her sweet though, strike up the relationship again - don't tell the GF though.
On the subject of honesty with women, these tips might help...
1. When she asks you to name your ex's (women do that sometimes - some form of self punishment?), make sure you STOP when you get to your current GF.
2. When she says 'does this dress make my bum look big', never, ever, ever reply with 'no dear. that would be all the cakes you eat'
here endeth the 1st lesson.. use it wisely.
Hah.
While we are generalising, another rule of thumb is..the better looking you are, the easier and more enjoyable your life will be.
That's true. That's why my life is a breeze whilst Miles has to suffer.
Such a shame for some people..such a terrible shame. Poor Myles.
Yeah :( It's not even as if he can rely on his personality either. Poor bloke.
3. And when buying her clothes, get them a size too small. Otherwise you'll get "Do I really look THAT fat to you?" in an accusatory tone. Either that, or the shop assistant will think you are buying the dress to fit you when you go cross-dressing.
cheers beanz,
and cheers guys for all your great advice. i wish i could have seen it last night but my internet connection went really slow, and couldn't log onto wos.
At one time though we all used to be really good mates and just sit around smoking a bit of weed, drinking a few beers, and talking about general stuff like tunes, and films and stuff.
I got to thinking when did we all turn so nasty? I just couldn't pinpoint the moment when I became an absolute bastard?
I seriously think all the drugs I did during my mid-late teens changed me.
...Still I got my entertainment from it I suppose....and I'd do it again if I could :lol: