Funny whilst having a nostalgia trip on my last day off, I was remniscing about "the good ol' days". I got to thinking how many girls I made cry as a teenager and some of the really shitty things I used to say to them, and some of these chicks were supposed to be my friends. I used to really rip into my male pals as well (mind you they did it as well).
At one time though we all used to be really good mates and just sit around smoking a bit of weed, drinking a few beers, and talking about general stuff like tunes, and films and stuff.
I got to thinking when did we all turn so nasty? I just couldn't pinpoint the moment when I became an absolute bastard?
I seriously think all the drugs I did during my mid-late teens changed me.
...Still I got my entertainment from it I suppose....and I'd do it again if I could :lol:
ive never made a girl cry, i have made their eyes water from time to time.
im usually one who breaks down crying, even when i am doing the breaking up i start beffing. i think i have serious issues.
Funny whilst having a nostalgia trip on my last day off, I was remniscing about "the good ol' days". I got to thinking how many girls I made cry as a teenager and some of the really shitty things I used to say to them,
85% of girls I've been with have treated me like cack. But there was one girl I went out with when I was about 18 or 19, and I treated her pretty badly; I used to dump her, get back with her, dump her, get back etc. I always kind of assumed she'd really hate me after that, but she's recently found me on Facebook, and she's being really nice and friendly and we're getting on really well. Turns out she's married now and got kids.
Anyway, back on topic. Mile, about the bird at work, I would also just 'fess up about the blagging about the job... Just say you did it to impress her, if you're getting on ok now with each other, she should just see the funny side and think nothing of it.
Plan A. Hope she's forgotten about the boasts you made about your job. Don't even broach the subject - she might not have even noticed. If you talk about it, then she WILL definitely notice, so don't bring attention to the subject, and hopefully it will remain forgotten.
If Plan A fails (Oh, I thought you managed the department?/Oh, I thought you were a doctor?) then move on to plan B...
Plan B. Imply that the girl's memory is faulty.
Look slightly baffled, and say, "I'm sure I told you I was in the typing pool" (or whatever the job is that you really do), and insist she must be remembering what you said wrongly. It worked for Winston Smith in Nineteen Eighty Four when he commited stories to the memory hole, after all.
Both of these plans avoid the problem of an embarrassing admission and climb down.
i think i am going with avoid the whole thing, and pretend i have a bad memory. i'm worried about people asking her how she knows me. bollocks im gonna look like a twat anyway, when she starts telling people that she spurned my advances. i am trying to find out which department she is gonna be working in so i can butter them up before she starts, maybe do some flirting with the older women who work in it. that way when they find out that she blew me out they will think she is some sort of cow and will hate her and make her life a misery at work, and then she will leave. its a long shot, and i will avoid telling any tales of my own to make me look like the bigger man. in fact it might make me look good, or not. i will let you guys know what happens.
Men wouldn't have to lie if women didn't expect so much :lol:
Seriously the "all I want is a nice guy, who will treat me right" absolute shite! These dumb bints really mean they want a pushover with a load of money who looks like a male model. As they are surrounded by the type of men they apparently want, but laugh at them if they do pluck the bollocks up to speak to them.
Fortunately, I've never had a problem scoring when I actually tried (it's just I didn't really try about 80% of the time) :D
i think i am going with avoid the whole thing, and pretend i have a bad memory. i'm worried about people asking her how she knows me. bollocks im gonna look like a twat anyway, when she starts telling people that she spurned my advances. i am trying to find out which department she is gonna be working in so i can butter them up before she starts, maybe do some flirting with the older women who work in it. that way when they find out that she blew me out they will think she is some sort of cow and will hate her and make her life a misery at work, and then she will leave. its a long shot, and i will avoid telling any tales of my own to make me look like the bigger man. in fact it might make me look good, or not. i will let you guys know what happens.
To be fair (and sensible for once !) shes probably worried about the same thing as well. The last thing she wanted to do was probably go to a company where you are ! Shes probably thinking 'hope he hasnt told the lads' type of thing, i wouldnt worry
To be fair (and sensible for once !) shes probably worried about the same thing as well. The last thing she wanted to do was probably go to a company where you are ! Shes probably thinking 'hope he hasnt told the lads' type of thing, i wouldnt worry
WTH is the problem then! She obviously wants another helping of miles.....therefore shes not gonna talk crap to anyone.
You have to realize then that you have the upper hand here....if she is 'fit' as you say its a good backup for when your pissed at the g/f or something.
Just act aloof to her but throw her a bone every now and then to keep it on simmer.
WTH is the problem then! She obviously wants another helping of miles.....therefore shes not gonna talk crap to anyone.
You have to realize then that you have the upper hand here....if she is 'fit' as you say its a good backup for when your pissed at the g/f or something.
Just act aloof to her but throw her a bone every now and then to keep it on simmer.
WTH is the problem then! She obviously wants another helping of miles.....therefore shes not gonna talk crap to anyone.
You have to realize then that you have the upper hand here....if she is 'fit' as you say its a good backup for when your pissed at the g/f or something.
Just act aloof to her but throw her a bone every now and then to keep it on simmer.
luckily for michael douglas, he didn't have beanz advising him.
Bah, He'd have been fine if he did....never lead them on into thinking they are anything more than a warm body (even if they are) and then they wont go psycho on you later...and if they do, laugh at them and call them fat, then shag their best friend. The trick is to make their life more hell than they are trying to on you and NEVER let them see they are getting to you.
If this girl starts 'spreading rumors' about you etc.....you do the same but make them much more juicy...truth here is subjective....mud sticks.
Your still young so forget all that love, marriage, soul mate (puke) crap till later and have fun before you get old, fat and bald like karingal.
Congratulations fella, you now have your first stalker. If she asked to have a job where you are then i wouldnt worry, she wont talk trash about you to anyone.
She probably will ring you every second and meet you for lunch every day and be there all the time though
Congratulations fella, you now have your first stalker. If she asked to have a job where you are then i wouldnt worry, she wont talk trash about you to anyone.
She probably will ring you every second and meet you for lunch every day and be there all the time though
hmm you might be right, best thing to do is to nip it in the bud. i'll walk up to her on her first day and say something like. 'i'm sorry, i'm flattered and everything, but i'm with someone now.'
hmm you might be right, best thing to do is to nip it in the bud. i'll walk up to her on her first day and say something like. 'i'm sorry, i'm flattered and everything, but i'm with someone now.'
then she might turn round and say "I thought you worked in one of the higher up departments you concieted prick!".
Then you'll look silly, and everyone you work with will laugh at you.
hmm you might be right, best thing to do is to nip it in the bud. i'll walk up to her on her first day and say something like. 'i'm sorry, i'm flattered and everything, but i'm with someone now.'
Forget the I'm sorry..never apologize.
Walk up and say....umm why did you transfer to here...whats the attraction
If she says 'you'
say, 'err i have a girlfriend now so thats out the window.....are you wearing panties or a thong?, show me'
if she shows then say ' hmm well if i need a fuckbuddy in the future Ill give you a yell... then mosey off back to your desk.
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ive never made a girl cry, i have made their eyes water from time to time.
im usually one who breaks down crying, even when i am doing the breaking up i start beffing. i think i have serious issues.
85% of girls I've been with have treated me like cack. But there was one girl I went out with when I was about 18 or 19, and I treated her pretty badly; I used to dump her, get back with her, dump her, get back etc. I always kind of assumed she'd really hate me after that, but she's recently found me on Facebook, and she's being really nice and friendly and we're getting on really well. Turns out she's married now and got kids.
Anyway, back on topic. Mile, about the bird at work, I would also just 'fess up about the blagging about the job... Just say you did it to impress her, if you're getting on ok now with each other, she should just see the funny side and think nothing of it.
Plan A. Hope she's forgotten about the boasts you made about your job. Don't even broach the subject - she might not have even noticed. If you talk about it, then she WILL definitely notice, so don't bring attention to the subject, and hopefully it will remain forgotten.
If Plan A fails (Oh, I thought you managed the department?/Oh, I thought you were a doctor?) then move on to plan B...
Plan B. Imply that the girl's memory is faulty.
Look slightly baffled, and say, "I'm sure I told you I was in the typing pool" (or whatever the job is that you really do), and insist she must be remembering what you said wrongly. It worked for Winston Smith in Nineteen Eighty Four when he commited stories to the memory hole, after all.
Both of these plans avoid the problem of an embarrassing admission and climb down.
Seriously the "all I want is a nice guy, who will treat me right" absolute shite! These dumb bints really mean they want a pushover with a load of money who looks like a male model. As they are surrounded by the type of men they apparently want, but laugh at them if they do pluck the bollocks up to speak to them.
Fortunately, I've never had a problem scoring when I actually tried (it's just I didn't really try about 80% of the time) :D
she asked for a job here. :o
WTH is the problem then! She obviously wants another helping of miles.....therefore shes not gonna talk crap to anyone.
You have to realize then that you have the upper hand here....if she is 'fit' as you say its a good backup for when your pissed at the g/f or something.
Just act aloof to her but throw her a bone every now and then to keep it on simmer.
Fatal Attraction anyone?
you cant shag your problems away.
luckily for michael douglas, he didn't have beanz advising him.
Bah, He'd have been fine if he did....never lead them on into thinking they are anything more than a warm body (even if they are) and then they wont go psycho on you later...and if they do, laugh at them and call them fat, then shag their best friend. The trick is to make their life more hell than they are trying to on you and NEVER let them see they are getting to you.
If this girl starts 'spreading rumors' about you etc.....you do the same but make them much more juicy...truth here is subjective....mud sticks.
Your still young so forget all that love, marriage, soul mate (puke) crap till later and have fun before you get old, fat and bald like karingal.
yeah you're right, i'll wait till i'm fat, bald and old before i start looking for a wife. i'll be able to find someone good that way. :roll:
Congratulations fella, you now have your first stalker. If she asked to have a job where you are then i wouldnt worry, she wont talk trash about you to anyone.
She probably will ring you every second and meet you for lunch every day and be there all the time though
Aye then Miles' bird'll turn up and punch her face in :lol:
Then punch his in as well :lol:
hmm you might be right, best thing to do is to nip it in the bud. i'll walk up to her on her first day and say something like. 'i'm sorry, i'm flattered and everything, but i'm with someone now.'
then she might turn round and say "I thought you worked in one of the higher up departments you concieted prick!".
Then you'll look silly, and everyone you work with will laugh at you.
Which is exactly what you don't want :D
Forget the I'm sorry..never apologize.
Walk up and say....umm why did you transfer to here...whats the attraction
If she says 'you'
say, 'err i have a girlfriend now so thats out the window.....are you wearing panties or a thong?, show me'
if she shows then say ' hmm well if i need a fuckbuddy in the future Ill give you a yell... then mosey off back to your desk.