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School Dentist...

thx1138thx1138
edited June 2008 in Chit chat
What about the School Dentist though, eh? Did you have to go see one? Some mong/sex offender who had clearly failed medical school and choose dentistry as the easier option, but wasn't very good at that either, and earned is living poking about in kids mouths, with a turnover rate of patient so fast, that it's a wonder he had to time to check anything. Maybe related to the fucking weird bloke that took the school photos, every year?
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2008
    School dentist I vaguely remember, Injections I do remember, also the nit nurse, and the woman who had a tone machine with a space bar on it. She made you look the other way and then hit the space bar every few seconds, and you had to tell her if you heard it (well obviously if you didn't hear it you wouldn't say anything).
    Only thing is whenever Mrs. Spacebar hearing test lady would come in, you'd always end up getting your test after the greasy trampy kid had his and the big clunky headphones would be all greasy and smell like wet dog, I'm surprised I never got an ear infection or nits from the headphones! They didn't even wipe em' back then the bloody tramps!

    I wouldn't be surprised if when I got my BCG the basts used the same needle for the whole school.
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited June 2008
    Dont remember a school dentist...Any dental work was usually taken care of by schoolyard fights.

    Have very fond memories of the nit nurse.....loved having my head 'massaged' and would go through the line twice....grunt.
  • IN31IN31
    edited June 2008
    I loved Jack Dee's joke about Dentists...

    'Dentists are failed trainee doctors who could not hack the intensive training and say 'just give me the page on teeth'.
  • zx1zx1
    edited June 2008
    I can't remember much about the school dentists except we used to leave the room with a horrible taste in the mouth, not sure what it was. Maybe it was some kind of mouth cleaner. It was vile whatever it was!
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  • VampyreVampyre
    edited June 2008
    I don't remember the school dentist at all. Remember the old, fat, ugly (was that a job requirement?) nit nus.
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  • VampyreVampyre
    edited June 2008
    zx1 wrote: »
    I can't remember much about the school dentists except we used to leave the room with a horrible taste in the mouth, not sure what it was. Maybe it was some kind of mouth cleaner. It was vile whatever it was!

    I've always loved that stuff. The closest I can get to it now is root beer
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  • IN31IN31
    edited June 2008
    zx1 wrote: »
    I can't remember much about the school dentists except we used to leave the room with a horrible taste in the mouth, not sure what it was. Maybe it was some kind of mouth cleaner. It was vile whatever it was!
    <Resists obvious reply> ;)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    <Resists obvious reply> ;)

    Damn this post ruined my "That's what he told you it was" joke :lol:
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  • thx1138thx1138
    edited June 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    <Resists obvious reply> ;)

    Fermented monkey spunk, used in a fat versus thin re-inactment of 2 girls 1 cup?
  • zx1zx1
    edited June 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Fermented monkey spunk, used in a fat versus thin re-inactment of 2 girls 1 cup?

    *goes off to vomit*
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  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited June 2008
    I remember mine with great fear. It was the school dentists in East Ham. Mr.Patel with the hairy arms and breath that smelt of damp plimsoes. I later read, by chance, that the guy was had up for filling kids teeth when they didn't need to be done just so he could claim more money. I think he made his fortune outta my poor mouth.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2008
    cant remember a school dentist????
    just nit nurse, maybe we wernt posh southerners at our school :D
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  • milemile
    edited June 2008
    we didn't have a dentist at school.
  • PilsenerPilsener
    edited June 2008
    School dentist, oh yes.
    He never asked me wether I had toothache. We had annual cheks, and he just found out that some tooth/teeth had to be fixed all by himself.

    One of the dentists was so spooky, that I eventually asked to have another one instead. I was not the only kid disliking this guy either.

    My worst memory is when one of the dentists filled 3 teeth on the same appointment, and didn't even bother to ask if I wanted a shot before he reached for the drill. That day, I learned what torture is.
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