official favorite movie quotes thread
This should be place for the movie quotes you consider to be the most_best_ones.
Or perhaps, that's also interesting - the movie quotes you ocassionally/regularly use in situations... :)
could also be from not-so-known films
Are you kidding me...?!?
You're not supposed to play what I'm singing, I'm tone-deaf,
play the melody I'm thinking of...
Everything I love
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Or perhaps, that's also interesting - the movie quotes you ocassionally/regularly use in situations... :)
could also be from not-so-known films
Are you kidding me...?!?
You're not supposed to play what I'm singing, I'm tone-deaf,
play the melody I'm thinking of...
Everything I love
1 to "kilo"post!
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Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Mal: And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Zo?: So... trap?
Mal: Trap.
Zo?: We goin' in?
Mal: Ain't but a few hours out.
Wash: Yeah, but... remember the part where it's a trap?
Wash: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
Also from superbad: Oh no we blocked his cock, we should be helping his cock not blocking it.
and a true classic!: WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PLAY!!!
Tell him about the Twinkie.
Well, at least we'll have spares.
'I'll be back' from the terminator
'hasta la vista baby' from terminator two
'your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' from the italian job
'arghh you've mashed up my feet, you cow' from misery
'look at that massive dinosaur' from jurrasic park.
'don't bum me' from deliverance
'you are now a robot, get used to it' from robocop
'you mustum somkeum the peace pipe' from dances with wolves
'i'd prefer a bath if thats alright with you' from shindlers list
'the fecking boats is upside down' from poiseden adventure
'don't mind him, he is a spacker' rain man
'when was the last time you changed your knickers' scent of a woman
School for scoundrels 'If your not one up, your one down'
"See you at the party Riktor!" after the lift fight scene from total recall.
"Stick around" from predator after he nails one of the guerillas to a wall with his knife.
"he had to split" after cutting buzz-saws bollocks in half with a chainsaw on Running Man.
and the "I lied" one from commando that was already mentioned :D
David: Jazz-blues festival, where was that?
Nigel: Blues-jazz really.
Derek: Blues-jazz festival...
Nigel: It was in the Isle of, it was in the Isle of....
Nigel + Derek: Isle of Lucy.
Derek: Isle of Lucy.
Nigel: Isle of Lucy.
David: Isle of Lucy...jazz-blues festival...
- Spinal Tap
I have always liked Lesley Nielsens lines from Airplane, although it is as much down to the straight acting delivery rather than the lines themselves, which are a bit corny but still funny. It is a shame he moved away from this and started to play his roles in a more zany way in later films.
Doctor (Nielsen): We must get him to a hospital
Cabin crew: A hospital? What is it?
Doctor: It's a big white building full of sick people but that's not important right now
Man: Surely you can't be serious?
Doctor: I am, and don't call me Shirley
Doctor: How long until the plane runs out of fuel?
Pilot: I can't tell
Doctor: You can tell me, I'm a doctor
When that lass is washing the car with her big bazoomer's bouncing and squashing against the window :-
Dragline says :- My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.
Dragline :- Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille
From Life of Brian:
Brian's Mum: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughy boy!
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, more like.
Brian: What will they do to me?
Ben the Prisoner: Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian: CRUCIFIXION?
Ben the Prisoner: Yeah, first offense.
Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
Brian: [Brian is in a prison cell with Ben who is hanging from chains] Oh lay off, I've had a hard time!
Ben the Prisoner: You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
'You're dangerous Maveric'
'Thats right!, Iceman...I am dangerous'
'Talk to me goose'
'Woooo! Jesters dead'
'Below the hard-deck doesnt count'
'You can run kid, but you cant hide!'
Then of course there is Roadhouse
'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' (during a fight scene)
'Prepare to die!'
'You're such and asshole'
From 'Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy'.......
'I love....lamp!'
'By the beard of Zeus!'
'Let's make a baby!'
From the 'Evil Dead' trilogy......
'Gotcha didn't I, ya little sucker!'
'Give me some sugar, baby!'
and of course 'Groovy!'
From 'Robocop'......
'I LIKE it!'
'I'd buy that for a dollar!'
From 'First Blood'........
'Don't push it, or I'll give you a war that you'll never believe. Let it go.'
From 'Die Hard'........
'Yippie Ki Yay, motherfucker!'
'Ho ho, I got a machine gun!' (usually during Xbox Live deathmatches)
From Monty Python's Meaning Of Life....
'Hello Sir, can we have your liver?' (after knocking on someone's door for the first time)
From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....
'Wise man say...'Forgiveness is divine. But never pay full price for late pizza!''
I ain't seen Roadhouse in 15 year, but with a quote like that it sounds funny :)
Reminds me of Half Baked when that dude that goes to prison is about to walk away from the dinnerhall (foodpit? what do you call it in jail, hehe) and says to some hard *unt "Ah'm someones Bitch!", and he looks and sounds buzzin' with the fact, lol
Anyway shite film this one comes from but it always makes me chuckle because it's so crap and so badly delivered. They Live: "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.......but I'm all outta bubble gum".
Good Fellas
that scene still makes my hairs stand on end
baby: We like to get f*cked up, and do f*cked up shit.
Captain Spaulding: [after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, motherf*cker got blood all over my best clown suit.
Baby: You know we like to get f*cked up?
Gerry Ober: Yeah, I like to get f*cked up too!
Baby: Yeah, I'll bet you do.
Devils Rejects:
Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.
Darrell: Now ya'll ain't planning on f*ckin' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont: What the f*ck are you getting at? Do you f*ck chickens?
Darrell: Well, I thought about f*ckin' some chickens before? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy? You just can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont: ...You're saying I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? F*ck it... .And go "Aah"? You accuse me of f*cking a chicken, motherf*cker?
Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken f*cker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken f*cking.
Baby: Shoot me! Shoot me right in the ass!
Sheriff John Wydell: Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you
Otis B. Driftwood: I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
Baby: Well Roy Sullivan, you gonna take me back to your room and play with me?
Roy Sullivan: My wife's in that room.
Baby: Or is my brother going to have to shoot your f*ckin' teeth outta your head?
Otis B. Driftwood: Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts?
Roy Sullivan: No.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well why not? You a faggot?
Roy Sullivan: No.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well what are you? I mean, you got this hot piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and your'e not getting any ideas? What do you call that?
Fredrik: I'm an artist.
Karin: Artist?
Fredrik: Yes, Princess, a thoroughbred artist: a poet with no poems, a painter with no pictures, a musician with no music. I despise ready... made art, the banal result of vulgar effort. My life is my work and dedicated to my love for you.
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David: We draw a magic circle and shut out everything that doesn't agree with our secret games. Each time life breaks the circle, the games turn grey and ridiculous. Then we draw a new circle and build a new defense.
Karin: Poor little daddy.
David: Yes, poor little daddy, forced to live in reality.
Monty you terrible cunt.
You've got to help us. We've gone on holiday by mistake. Are you the farmer?
Shut up Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
I must have some booze. I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!
Actually, this clip sums up why it's the best movie ever made.
Some Class quotes in Top Gun.
Maverick: But...she's lost that lovin feeling.
Goose: She's lost that..? No No Mav, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh she's lost it Goose.
Goose: I HATE it when she does that
good call necros, great movie. was reading up about it, and apparently at the end of the film withnail was supposed to fill the shot gun up with wine and blow his brains out. possibly with the finest wines known to man.
:lol:
That's absolutely brilliant. I forgot how funny that scene was.
I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
--Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)
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It is weird how this popped up really, as I was thinking to myself this very scene at work for about the last 3 nights. I was also humming the brave Sir Robin song to myself, sad but true.
Also thinking about the scene at the start of life of Brian as well especially the bit when the wise men realise they've got the wrong barn.
The bit when the last one leaving pushes Brians mother to the ground is one of the funniest yet crappiest looking bits of film ever made :lol:
i think one of the frames is cut out to make it look a bit more quick and violent.
same thing happens in time bandits when robin hood is handing out the jewels to the poor and his henchman is punching them out as they leave.
I mean you have to appreciate that line, despite the cheese factor
Crocodile Dundee or Wolf Creek? its said in both.
Shooter McGavin: "I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast!!"
Happy Gilmour: "What? You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
Shooter McGavin: "Errm... No!!"