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  • edited June 2008
    Mein Fuhrer! I CAN WALK!!!!
  • edited June 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Favourite?...not in America laddy!
    Yeah well, America gave us Rambo and Die Hard...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited June 2008
    def chris wrote: »
    "That's not a knife....that's a knife"

    I mean you have to appreciate that line, despite the cheese factor
    Thats a quality line but only really works with the video accompanied.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited June 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    Thats a quality line but only really works with the video accompanied.
    Ah, I haven't seen Crocodile Dundee in years. I want to watch it now. :)
  • edited June 2008
    Ultimate badass: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    Vasquez: "No - have you?"

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/quotes
  • edited June 2008
    In On Deadly Ground, there's a scene where Seagal beats the hell out of a barroom bully--a big oil driller who has been picking on a drunk Alaskan Native. After Seagal has brutalized this bully and all of his friends, and the bully is standing there helpless and bleeding, waiting for Seagal to finish him off, the following exchange takes place:

    Seagal: "What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
    Bully: "I need time to change. Time."
    Seagal: "I do too."

    And then Seagal pats the bully on the shoulder and leaves.

    Goto 4min 35sec into this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vk5pcjCwyQ
  • edited June 2008
    BloodBaz wrote: »
    Bully: "I need time to change. Time."
    Seagal: "I do too."

    I haven't seen this movie ... I watched the clip and I was half hoping that it would develop into some sort of a cross-dressing joke ... but it was only a half-hearted attempt at a story with morals :sigh: :rolleyes:
  • edited June 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I haven't seen this movie ... I watched the clip and I was half hoping that it would develop into some sort of a cross-dressing joke ... but it was only a half-hearted attempt at a story with morals :sigh: :rolleyes:

    Yup it's the Karate kid II nose pinch all over again :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I watched the clip and I was half hoping that it would develop into some sort of a cross-dressing joke
    So you could relate to it? :lol:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited June 2008
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

    Guess which film. Go on. Guess.
  • edited June 2008
    frobush wrote: »
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

    Guess which film. Go on. Guess.

    Ooh, ooh, sir, me, me, please, me!!

    *holds both hands in the air, and pretends that one of them is aching from being held up for so long*

    Erm, Ghostbusters? :grin:
  • edited June 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Ooh, ooh, sir, me, me, please, me!!

    *holds both hands in the air, and pretends that one of them is aching from being held up for so long*

    Erm, Ghostbusters? :grin:

    Well, Ghostbusters, the animated series. Episode 7.
  • edited June 2008
    frobush wrote: »
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

    Guess which film. Go on. Guess.

    clerks...........
  • edited June 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I haven't seen this movie ... I watched the clip and I was half hoping that it would develop into some sort of a cross-dressing joke ... but it was only a half-hearted attempt at a story with morals :sigh: :rolleyes:

    I pissed myself when I heard that quote for the first time at the end of the fight scene.
    I can believe that Steven Seagal insistated that it was sripted that we, much to the Director's and Script Writer's discust!
  • edited June 2008
    frobush wrote: »
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

    Guess which film. Go on. Guess.

    Working Title: Big-Fish-With-Bigger-Teeth-And-A-Taste-For-Blood
  • edited June 2008
    George Carlin
    Rufus wrote:
    Gentlemen... we're history.

    and
    Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ...
  • edited June 2008
    The bit where Wayne's ex in Wayne's World tries to give him a gun rack for his birthday..

    Wayne - I do not have a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a gun rack
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