Getting the snip
The snip snip thread just reminded me about something on my todo list.
Okay have done my bit for increasing the world's population and time to de-arm the wedding tackle.
Anyone here had it done? If so how long typically do you have to wait on the NHS. My local private hospital want £300 for it. Saying that for that price I want some pretty blonde nurse to do some manual test firings to ensure I am firing blanks. :lol:
Okay have done my bit for increasing the world's population and time to de-arm the wedding tackle.
Anyone here had it done? If so how long typically do you have to wait on the NHS. My local private hospital want £300 for it. Saying that for that price I want some pretty blonde nurse to do some manual test firings to ensure I am firing blanks. :lol:
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My mate got the snip a few months back, said it wasnt painful but sometimes theres a 'twinge'. Has to go back in a few months to give a 'sample' which they test to make sure hes sterile.
Glad he got the snip though, his missus has tons of kids, most fertile woman i've ever known.
well then what you need to do is go and tell the police you are a sex offender and you need a chemical castration, you will jump the qeues if you grow a beard.
Sure i told you this story before. My mate was a lad in the old days, slept around, the one girl he didnt want to get pregnant he did.
She already had 5 kids (2 different fathers) was 21, so popping out one a year, he had a kid with her. She was pregnant again (a 7th) but lost the baby , in the end he had the snip.
Shes soooo fertile, 6 kids, 3 different fathers, now aged 23. Fair play to my mate for looking after the kids, works crazy hours and now dont see him much but hes taken on his responsibility big time. But damn, 6 kids !!!
Saying that a cousin popped his cherry with this ugly fat bird and they are not married with two kids. There is no justice and he is into computers big time so a woman rather than the toilet/sock being on the receiving end must have been a big thing ;-)
His grandmother did drop her self in it the other day when asking her how many months pregnant she was.
Ha ha that must have been embarassing. You see it in comedy programs where someone says to a large girl 'congrats' kinda thing and she evils them as she isnt pregnant.
That was my fear in my 20's, getting a girl pregnant, luckily never happened (not that i'm aware !)
i was once with a girl who tried to get pregnant off me, she let me do it without a johnny, then sort of curled up on her back. i would have loved to have got a kid off her as i was madly in love with her, but it turns out she couldn't have kids, so she dumped me, the fucking cunt.
my dad had the snip, after accidently getting my mum pregnant with me, lucky thing he didn't do it before or id have been born dead or something.
First time was a journalist at work who had a problem with her electrics at home. I went round, checked it all out then we ended up on the sofa and she kissed me and stuck her hand down me pants. She then said 'Do you have a condom?'...now building up to this I did have a condom but then learnt about posh wanks..:lol: I did not want to complicate matters so just said no.
Second time was with my now missus and due to sampling too many imported beers before touchdown could not make the old chap fire..
ive only used a johnny twice in my life, once was with a religious chick and the other was with a pro. the rest of the time they were either on the pill or i just emtied my mess on their tummys. bit worried about STD's now though.
We managed to convince our doctor to refer us to get it done on the NHS. I believe this is quite hard to pull off (snigger). If you can afford to go private then I would recommend it as the NHS clinic I ended up in we were like herded cattle all awaiting the proceedure.
The act itself... well, the most unfortunate bit is when the doctor has a go at feeling where the tubes and balls are... I don't have a problem with doctors touching my balls but he was squeezing them around and I found this rather painful. The injection is nothing... just a tiny prick (even more sniggering). After its gone numb you just imagine him making a little slit with his Airfix tools and there was a little sizzle as the tube was cut and sealed. Even if the doctor/nurse looks like one of Girls Aloud you wont get a stiffy. I promise you.
I left five minutes later feeling like I could climb everest. No sweat. Yes they do ask you to squirt stuff in a test tube and send it back but I ignored the letters. Some people swell up afterwards for a few days but no pain or anything, just a bit uncomfortable. And I have to say that now and again, the small scar can hurt like anything if you scratch it, and who doesn't scratch the old nads now and again.
Go for it, your sex life will improve for various reasons :)
Fisr person to call me Jaffa gets it.
We'd probably just drink our beers and actually talk about the Speccy.
Hi Jaffa :-)
No, no, down boy, down ... aim it in the cup and send it to the nice people at the NHS, don't give it to me.
It's making Boozey Woozie :D
I remember that loopy German guy on that human body program cutting the scrote open and lopping one of the bollocks in half with his big scalpel. First time it was on I was OK. The second time I watched the same show it was a repeat my wife was watching when she was staying with me in England.
Even though I'd already seen it and was fine, watching it a second time put me on a whitey :(
Are you volunteering? :lol:
Or some liquid approximating it but with less mobility.
You saying Mr. Mongers, C. is a ferret??? :-?
And how do you know this? :-P
Two big bricks approaching each other at high velocities ... there's your answer!
;-)
Doesn't hurt at all, as long as you don't get your thumb between the bricks.:o:o
Just reading that makes me go weak !
I usually get that response from women. Thank you Pauline ;-)
Ha ha very good !
I had it done, make sure you take a week or so off afterwards as it hurts like f*** post op. I went with Marie Stopes and it was only had to wait a month, can't remember the price but was probably less than ?300.
It was really embarrassing having the nurse keep taking about 'ejaculation', but worst was went the doc told me to drop my kecks and lie down. Then this nurse gets on a tennis umpires chair so she could 'observe'!!!
Of course I then left my wife, got a younger girlfriend and had the reversal, which luckily was under general anaesthetic, but set me back ?2k.
So the moral I suppose is that you really need to think long and hard (oo-er) before you have it done!