i think the nazi experimented with ways how you could steralize people without their knowing. for instance you'd walk into the official office, and under the desk they fire x-rays at your balls. it's not like a castration, your spermies just fry.
The snip snip thread just reminded me about something on my todo list.
Okay have done my bit for increasing the world's population and time to de-arm the wedding tackle.
Anyone here had it done? If so how long typically do you have to wait on the NHS. My local private hospital want ?300 for it. Saying that for that price I want some pretty blonde nurse to do some manual test firings to ensure I am firing blanks. :lol:
i had it done around 4 or 5 years ago now, on the nhs...cant remember how long i had to wait, wasnt too long tbh...maybe it depends on areas tho.
to have it done i had to go to this drs surgery in a small village ive forgoten where now......it also does minor surgery.
had to shave my balls, all it feels like is like youve been punched in the balls for a couple of days thats it, then you have to give em 2 samples, the second one should be clear of sperm then the condoms can be whipped off and wave it about a bit:)
Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
all it feels like is like youve been punched in the balls for a couple of days thats it
"feels like you've been punched in the balls for for a couple of days" and "that's it" do not go together. Your comment is null and void seeing as you've apparently never been properly punched in the balls :-P
"feels like you've been punched in the balls for for a couple of days" and "that's it" do not go together. Your comment is null and void seeing as you've apparently never been properly punched in the balls :-P
I HAVE been punched in the balls........it aches and you can feel sick
ive had a football kicked into my balls, they ached and ached and i felt sick and they turned purple
:P
Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
I HAVE been punched in the balls........it aches and you can feel sick
ive had a football kicked into my balls, they ached and ached and i felt sick and they turned purple
:P
HA, thats nothing.
one time i was in this blacksmiths workshop, it was hot cos of the furnace, so i took my trousers off, next think i knew my balls were on the anvil and the burly blacksmith was pounding them with a massive hammer. my eyes started to bleed, and i was in a coma for 6 years, when i woke up my balls were flat as pancakes.
one time i was in this blacksmiths workshop, it was hot cos of the furnace, so i took my trousers off, next think i knew my balls were on the anvil and the burly blacksmith was pounding them with a massive hammer. my eyes started to bleed, and i was in a coma for 6 years, when i woke up my balls were flat as pancakes.
YOU CALL THAT BAD???
i once got my balls eaten by a kervicious ferret
Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
one time i was in this blacksmiths workshop, it was hot cos of the furnace, so i took my trousers off, next think i knew my balls were on the anvil and the burly blacksmith was pounding them with a massive hammer. my eyes started to bleed, and i was in a coma for 6 years, when i woke up my balls were flat as pancakes.
Pff ... I should tell you about this one serious paper-cut accident I had involving a few chainsaws and me learning how to juggle ... Imagine a mummy and Frankenstein's monster all wrapped in one ... now just leave the bandages ... that's me.
Pff ... I should tell you about this one serious paper-cut accident I had involving a few chainsaws and me learning how to juggle ... Imagine a mummy and Frankenstein's monster all wrapped in one ... now just leave the bandages ... that's me.
No, your honour... It was the owed-money-witch-hex thing!!
mile, I'm sorry but GreenCard's truth and honest demeanor has made a profound impact on my sentencing (along with the fiver he slipped me) ... you inherited the witch DNA and I hereby proclaim you are a witch who wouldn't even float in the vacuum of space! (used that one too often, methinks)
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lol..............
I didn't have the balls to say anything......:D
i had it done around 4 or 5 years ago now, on the nhs...cant remember how long i had to wait, wasnt too long tbh...maybe it depends on areas tho.
to have it done i had to go to this drs surgery in a small village ive forgoten where now......it also does minor surgery.
had to shave my balls, all it feels like is like youve been punched in the balls for a couple of days thats it, then you have to give em 2 samples, the second one should be clear of sperm then the condoms can be whipped off and wave it about a bit:)
hmmmmm
wouldnt you be having a slightly bigger operation???
"feels like you've been punched in the balls for for a couple of days" and "that's it" do not go together. Your comment is null and void seeing as you've apparently never been properly punched in the balls :-P
I HAVE been punched in the balls........it aches and you can feel sick
ive had a football kicked into my balls, they ached and ached and i felt sick and they turned purple
:P
HA, thats nothing.
one time i was in this blacksmiths workshop, it was hot cos of the furnace, so i took my trousers off, next think i knew my balls were on the anvil and the burly blacksmith was pounding them with a massive hammer. my eyes started to bleed, and i was in a coma for 6 years, when i woke up my balls were flat as pancakes.
i once got my balls eaten by a kervicious ferret
Pff ... I should tell you about this one serious paper-cut accident I had involving a few chainsaws and me learning how to juggle ... Imagine a mummy and Frankenstein's monster all wrapped in one ... now just leave the bandages ... that's me.
Wasn't on the 1st of April, by any chance?
So what if it did happen on the first of April! Doesn't make it any less serious!
Are you mocking me GreenCard ... is that your game now? You have to try harder son, you're failing!
They're talking vasectomy not castration.
yes greencard, have you ever tried breaking bad news on april the first, i'll have you know its no laughing matter.
when my 'sniff' granny was killed by a cake explosion on april 01, all i got was people laughing in my face when i told them.
That's all you got? Are you sure? Didn't you get my flowers?
i got some dead dafodils wrapped in a crisp packet, errr thanks.
It's the thought that counts.
the card read 'ding dong the witch is dead'!!!!
I know, I'm sorry mate... It was meant to rhyme, but I felt it wouldn't be appropriate!!
Maybe she owed him some money and when he demanded his money returned she put on a witch-show and made it look like she was putting a hex on him.
more like he robber her pension. :mad:
GreenCard, is this true?
No, your honour... It was the owed-money-witch-hex thing!!
mile, I'm sorry but GreenCard's truth and honest demeanor has made a profound impact on my sentencing (along with the fiver he slipped me) ... you inherited the witch DNA and I hereby proclaim you are a witch who wouldn't even float in the vacuum of space! (used that one too often, methinks)
Yes, done and done
Here's an operative picture of me getting cut open..making the space. (that's my arsehole in the pic)
you can know someone too much. :o
Inside out... Literally!!
Someone should make a speccy game about this sort of thing.
har har, snip snip..go get your toobes tied or sizzled or whatever it is they do.
yeah you should post it on here, it can't be any worse that scoties 'gold' video.