Bible games review

edited July 2008 in Chit chat
I thought I had seen pretty funny game reviews, until I watched this one today...

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  • edited July 2008
    Haha! The angry Nintendo nerd, I think I posted a couple of his older vids up a year or so back.

    I'm sure his review of Top Gun on the NES was pretty amusing :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    Super 3D Noah's Ark. A true piece of unlicensed graphic hacking brilliance from the Jesus crowd.
  • edited July 2008
    has anyone done a search for these game roms? would they just be considered homebrew?
  • edited July 2008
    mile wrote: »
    has anyone done a search for these game roms? would they just be considered homebrew?

    I had a wee look, they're surprisingly easy to find.
  • edited July 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    I had a wee look, they're surprisingly easy to find.

    ha ha nice one, i will do a search. i think im gonna put a few on my DS and convince my GF they are the genuine article.
  • edited July 2008
    Question is why bother the god squad can shove their games up their narrow minded ringpieces for all I give a flying.............Jehosaphat!

    ....and I don't care if I spelled that wrong.

    The nerd missed the key point, he was like why are these bible people killing, the question is why aren't the goats replaced by pagans, why don't the platform games have innocent people being butchered, in fact why aren't you raping and killing innocent people.

    Oh I'm sorry the bible omits those little details so the numb brained children at sunday school don't ask questions.

    I was one of those kids (the ones who asked questions, I never went to sunday school), if god exists why did he take the life of my 9 year old classmate, if god exists why did he take the life of my 21 year old friend, if god exists why did he give my gran and stepdad cancer and kill them both in the space of 3 months, If god exists why did another old friend of mines pancreas explode poisoning all his internal organs and killing him slowly.

    Tell me if god exists why, just tell me why.

    I fucking hate the bible and all the lies it stands for, it's a better work of fiction than Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia put together.

    Sorry but I can't abide all these religious rules people are supposed to live by, it's a big heap of poopoo basically.

    I work with a "Devout Christian", who likes Slasher Flicks, violent video games, and horror movies, hmmm surely this is wrong. He's obviously a virgin though so at least he's kept one saintly quality. Maybe in 10 years time when he goes postal and kills everyone he lives and works with....erm lets just say hopefully when he does I don't work there anymore.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    Think of calm blue oceans, big deep breathe.. and relax ;)

    You should join us over on the Off Topic section of Retro Gamer, at least once a month we get into a huge heated discussion over religion, one religious guy left as he wasnt amused with a cartoon of jesus cheating at water polo someone posted there (was very funny).
  • edited July 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Think of calm blue oceans, big deep breathe.. and relax ;)

    You should join us over on the Off Topic section of Retro Gamer, at least once a month we get into a huge heated discussion over religion, one religious guy left as he wasnt amused with a cartoon of jesus cheating at water polo someone posted there (was very funny).

    thats kinda why postings relating to religion are discouraged by most forums.

    cept this stoner one i went on, there were a bunch of muslims trading insults with yanks. it was so bad in fact that the owner created their own section, and to be fair to them they stayed in there, ha ha.
  • edited July 2008
    mile wrote: »
    thats kinda why postings relating to religion are discouraged by most forums.

    cept this stoner one i went on, there were a bunch of muslims trading insults with yanks. it was so bad in fact that the owner created their own section, and to be fair to them they stayed in there, ha ha.

    I bet you were one of those drugged up losers who frequented the shroomery, before that no hoping dickhead killed himself live online with a massive overdose.

    I bet you were one of the ones who was saying go on take more pills, go on I bet you haven't got the balls to.

    Then he died, because nobody took him seriously, and he really did munch all the drugs he threatened to.

    I'd never heard of the shroomery til' I saw the documentory about it, I would check if it's still active, but since I live in the US, and it's a US site, and somebody died becaue of it, I'm kinda weary about doing that.

    So I think I'll just play ignorant.

    EDIT: well curiousity got the better of me, it's still active and it still endorses magic mushrooms.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    mile wrote: »
    thats kinda why postings relating to religion are discouraged by most forums.

    In my view you shouldnt talk about religion, enjoying wrestling , liking boy bands or saying Cherie Blair or Amy Winehouse is fit. Those topics should be banned as theyre very controversial as proved over at RG
  • edited July 2008
    I bet you were one of those drugged up losers who frequented the shroomery, before that no hoping dickhead killed himself live online with a massive overdose.

    I bet you were one of the ones who was saying go on take more pills, go on I bet you haven't got the balls to.

    Then he died, because nobody took him seriously, and he really did munch all the drugs he threatened to.

    I'd never heard of the shroomery til' I saw the documentory about it, I would check if it's still active, but since I live in the US, and it's a US site, and somebody died becaue of it, I'm kinda weary about doing that.

    So I think I'll just play ignorant.

    er no

    it was a guide to coffee shops in amsterdam. and i would never convince someone to commit suicide as ive know people very close to me try to kill themselves.
  • edited July 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Amy Winehouse is fit.

    WHAT!!!!! ARE YEEE DAFT! I'LL STAB YER' EYES OUT WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE Y' BASTARD!!!!!!


    Maybe not :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    In my view you shouldnt talk about religion, enjoying wrestling , liking boy bands or saying Cherie Blair or Amy Winehouse is fit. Those topics should be banned as theyre very controversial as proved over at RG

    they certainly an odd bunch over there..... now where is that pic of kaijas bum. :D
  • edited July 2008
    mile wrote: »
    er no

    it was a guide to coffee shops in amsterdam. and i would never convince someone to commit suicide as ive know people very close to me try to kill themselves.

    They didn't convince him to commit suicide they just told him he didn't have the balls to do all the drugs he said he was going to. He did them all and died, the documentory clears that up.

    Sorry you've had mates that tried to kill themselves :(

    I've had a few people I knew try to do themselves in as well, it's all fun and games til' they collapse in your kitchen :(
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    Sorry you've had mates that tried to kill themselves :(

    not mates, birds. ive gone out with some girls who thought life without me wasn't worth living. of course the flip side is that one of them went on to try to run me over. ironic!
  • edited July 2008
    mile wrote: »
    not mates, birds. ive gone out with some girls who thought life without me wasn't worth living. of course the flip side is that one of them went on to try to run me over. ironic!

    Sounds like my uncles girlfriend, not long after my aunt and uncle got divorced his girlfriend decided that their relationship would be better without my cousin in the picture and mounted the curb at 80, just missing him, and hitting a tree.

    She got away uninjured and wasn't charged for it either.

    AFAIK she's still out there trying to run her future partners children over as we speak :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2008
    Sounds like my uncles girlfriend, not long after my aunt and uncle got divorced his girlfriend decided that their relationship would be better without my cousin in the picture and mounted the curb at 80, just missing him, and hitting a tree.

    She got away uninjured and wasn't charged for it either.

    AFAIK she's still out there trying to run her future partners children over as we speak :D

    yeah you always here of people getting killed by their jelouse lovers, but you don't belive it will happen to you untill you wake up one day and your wife is stabbing you in the neck.
  • edited July 2008

    I was one of those kids (the ones who asked questions, I never went to sunday school), if god exists why did he take the life of my 9 year old classmate, if god exists why did he take the life of my 21 year old friend, if god exists why did he give my gran and stepdad cancer and kill them both in the space of 3 months, If god exists why did another old friend of mines pancreas explode poisoning all his internal organs and killing him slowly.

    I am of course sorry for the various losses you've had to endure but God didn't kill these people.
  • edited July 2008
    Er, please let's not turn this into a discussion about religion. I watched this review last night and couldn't stop laughing!! :lol: Especially when I saw Noah 'n' Stein 3D! :lol:
  • edited July 2008
    I love all of James Rolfe's reviews, he currently churns out about 2 a month though you can only watch them on Screwattack.com now, not YouTube....though he still posts a lot of other stuff there like his 'You know what's BULLSHIT?' series of clips, film reviews and trailers for his Angry Nerd clips. His 'Shit Pickle' cartoons are great as well.

    He also seems like a genuinely nice guy in real life too, he's responded to my emails a couple of times, seems to appreciate the fact that he has fans all over the world.
  • edited July 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    I love all of James Rolfe's reviews, he currently churns out about 2 a month though you can only watch them on Screwattack.com now, not YouTube....though he still posts a lot of other stuff there like his 'You know what's BULLSHIT?' series of clips, film reviews and trailers for his Angry Nerd clips. His 'Shit Pickle' cartoons are great as well.

    He also seems like a genuinely nice guy in real life too, he's responded to my emails a couple of times, seems to appreciate the fact that he has fans all over the world.

    yea he doesn't seem that insane, although i was disapointed in some of his reviews, and he kept complaing about certain jumps, and just by watching you knew what he was doing wrong.

    some of his stuff is very funny though.
  • edited July 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    I am of course sorry for the various losses you've had to endure but God didn't kill these people.

    Yeah you're probably right I was pretty drunk when I wrote all that stuff, and for some reason I just came down with a crash.

    Was miserable yesterday for some reason, think I'm losing my marbles couped up in the house all day.

    I need to get away from where I live for a while.

    I'd really like to visit home to be honest, but can't afford it. I'd hate to see how much a plane ticket to England would cost now, what with the fuel crisis and all?
    Every night is curry night!
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