I was going to post a joke about 4 July and the fact I live 30 minutes from the longest running Independence Day parade in the country (in Bristol, RI), that all of America's closest friends (at least the ones that Bush II has alienated the least) are our biggest allies and the fact that Canada had to ask for their independence in 1982, but Firefox went haywire on me. So it's lost to the ages.
Anyway, it's actual about 6:30 Eastern Daylight Savings Time here in Newport. But hey, close enough (you guys are a couple hours ahead of us).
Any day is a good day off, even if it is to celebrate getting our asses kicked.
aye, independance day a great day for all america and no mistake. it brings a tear to my eye to think of those proud american soldiers fighting for their freedom against a foreign power imposing their will on them.
I won't celebrating bugger all, I work tonight, in fact I'm the only one working tonight. Probably cos' I'm the only one who works there who isn't American, I felt like pulling the race card and shouting "Discrimination", making the limey work J4.
Dunno what I'm gonna be doing tonight though as the boss left us a rather harsh note on the time clock tonight basically telling us to do tonights and tommorow nights work in one go.
Did it but man I'm tired, and sore now my shoulders feel like they've been punched repeatedly.
But not to worry Im getting paid double time, and I'm going out on the piss on Saturday night. So it ain't all that bad really :)
i don't know, i don't think they serve them in english schools.
No but they sell them in English shops. Soon he'll try to ban all junkfood, and swap it for food him and Hugh Fernley Twatinstall have grown on their bumchum gaylord ranch.
It'll be all weird shit like Primrose Jelly, and pork marrowbone soup.
Tell you what I've recently discovered they don't sell in English shops anymore... Grape Slush Puppy!! How can they stop Grape Slush Puppy... It was my fave!! :cry:
Tell you what I've recently discovered they don't sell in English shops anymore... Grape Slush Puppy!! How can they stop Grape Slush Puppy... It was my fave!! :cry:
PETA complained about how the puppies were being treated.
Tell you what I've recently discovered they don't sell in English shops anymore... Grape Slush Puppy!! How can they stop Grape Slush Puppy... It was my fave!! :cry:
Grape was good but I liked blue best, although mixing the grape with the cherry cola was pretty good too :D
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Anyway, it's actual about 6:30 Eastern Daylight Savings Time here in Newport. But hey, close enough (you guys are a couple hours ahead of us).
aye, independance day a great day for all america and no mistake. it brings a tear to my eye to think of those proud american soldiers fighting for their freedom against a foreign power imposing their will on them.
Fuck only knows why the Americans take a whole day off to celebrate a mediocre sci-fi movie, but there's nowt stranger than folk :wink:
Tynwald Day had already been happening for over 350 years before the United States even existed :-)
Dunno what I'm gonna be doing tonight though as the boss left us a rather harsh note on the time clock tonight basically telling us to do tonights and tommorow nights work in one go.
Did it but man I'm tired, and sore now my shoulders feel like they've been punched repeatedly.
But not to worry Im getting paid double time, and I'm going out on the piss on Saturday night. So it ain't all that bad really :)
dig that Isle of Man 3 legged swastika !
bernard matthews?
all hail the turkey twizzler..... in fact anything that pisses jamie oliver off deserves a medal.
'tis not a swastika, it's a triskelion.
I bet the lank haired Mockney tool is dead against microwave burritos :D
thats even worse!!! :-D
i don't know, i don't think they serve them in english schools.
(... if you're in the US, that is)
Hey, I'm playing my Texan card in this one, and I moved to the UK when I was five!
i'm playing my 'couldn't give a shit what date it is, its a friday, and its time to start drinking' card.
In that case... Merry Independance Day to you too, my good man!! :smile:
No but they sell them in English shops. Soon he'll try to ban all junkfood, and swap it for food him and Hugh Fernley Twatinstall have grown on their bumchum gaylord ranch.
It'll be all weird shit like Primrose Jelly, and pork marrowbone soup.
Tell you what I've recently discovered they don't sell in English shops anymore... Grape Slush Puppy!! How can they stop Grape Slush Puppy... It was my fave!! :cry:
PETA complained about how the puppies were being treated.
Grape was good but I liked blue best, although mixing the grape with the cherry cola was pretty good too :D