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Sex or Speccy???

DustiDusti
edited July 2008 in Chit chat
Which one??
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  • NickHNickH
    edited July 2008
    That's like asking a man trapped in a desert whether he'd prefer still or sparkling mineral water...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    No contest.

    Sex, everytime.

    I'm not sad or obsessed. I would worry if anyone chose Speccy.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • WhenIWasCruelWhenIWasCruel
    edited July 2008
    Speccy, quite clearly.
    1987 ZX reviews
  • Lord MuckLord Muck
    edited July 2008
    Sex, but I'd be thinking of Speccy
  • DustiDusti
    edited July 2008
    What about sex with a speccy?? :lol:
  • GrazGraz
    edited July 2008
    Sex on a giant rubber keyboard.
  • chop983chop983
    edited July 2008
    Put it this way, My wife's in bed now and here I am on a Speccy forum.
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited July 2008
    You could make a rubber out of a speccy's keys and have sex with that for the best of both worlds.
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited July 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    What about sex with a speccy?? :lol:
    Graz wrote: »
    Sex on a giant rubber keyboard.
    XTM of TMG wrote: »
    You could make a rubber out of a speccy's keys and have sex with that for the best of both worlds.

    ... Or, as opposed to the obligatory Marvin Gaye or Barry White, making love to the glorious sounds of a Speccy loader!!
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited July 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    ... Or, as opposed to the obligatory Marvin Gaye or Barry White, making love to the glorious sounds of a Speccy loader!!

    I'm getting all steamed up just thinking about that :) :wink:

    Especially if it was an Alcatraz loader :wink:
  • caffeinekidcaffeinekid
    edited July 2008
    Given a choice it would be sex but unfortunately at the moment I will have to make do with my Speccy... or masturbation... or masturbation with my Speccy.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    caffeinekid wrote: »
    or masturbation with my Speccy.
    Now THAT is disturbing...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2008
    As much as i love the Speccy it would have to be of course sex 100%
  • Dr BEEPDr BEEP
    edited July 2008
    You could play Fuckman!
  • RickardRickard
    edited July 2008
    Just load Maria's Christmas Box on your Spectrum and the choice is easy!

    maria.gif

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0003034
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    Just load Maria's Christmas Box on your Spectrum and the choice is easy!

    maria.gif

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0003034
    If the Swedish women look like that then yes the choice is easy.

    Sex!!!
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • zx1zx1
    edited July 2008
    This like asking someone if they would like a roast chicken for dinner or a plate of shit.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    zx1 wrote: »
    This like asking someone if they would like a roast chicken for dinner or a plate of shit.
    Tell that to the sad buggers who opted for the Speccy...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited July 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Especially if it was an Alcatraz loader :wink:

    :lol:

    I think the wierd Firebird loaders would probably give you more of a rhythm to work with, though!!
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    Just load Maria's Christmas Box on your Spectrum and the choice is easy!

    maria.gif

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0003034
    karingal wrote: »
    If the Swedish women look like that then yes the choice is easy.

    Sex!!!

    Depends if you're into bestiality I suppose, judging by that screenshot. :lol:
    GreenCard wrote: »
    :lol:

    I think the wierd Firebird loaders would probably give you more of a rhythm to work with, though!!

    You mean Bleepload? :lol: :lol: :lol: I always associated that more with the BBC Micro though.
  • RickardRickard
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    Just load Maria's Christmas Box on your Spectrum and the choice is easy!

    maria.gif

    karingal wrote: »
    If the Swedish women look like that then yes the choice is easy.

    Sex!!!

    Swedish women? Can't you see that it is your own british Maria Whittaker looking her best here? ;-)

    (By the way, some years ago I saw some sort of website/gallery with the topic "Swedish vs British women", but I do not think I shall try to find it again..) :-D
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    Swedish women? Can't you see that it is your own british Maria Whittaker looking her best here? ;-)
    You're the one who found this pic attractive...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • NickHNickH
    edited July 2008
  • RickardRickard
    edited July 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    You're the one who found this pic attractive...

    There can not be a living person on this planet who does that..
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    There can not be a living person on this planet who does that..

    Yep, quite right... One of those strip poker games where you actually didn't mind losing!! :grin:
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Yep, quite right... One of those strip poker games where you actually didn't mind losing!! :grin:
    Re-read Rickards post...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2008
    So what are saying is there are two rooms, one with a Speccy in it and the other with this missus naked in bed with her ankles behind her ears and some of you guys would choose the Speccy?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • RickardRickard
    edited July 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Yep, quite right... One of those strip poker games where you actually didn't mind losing!! :grin:
    karingal wrote: »
    Re-read Rickards post...

    I think GreenCard got it just right(?).
    karingal wrote: »
    So what are saying is there are two rooms, one with a Speccy in it and the other with this missus naked in bed with her ankles behind her ears and some of you guys would choose the Speccy?

    I do assume that people are joking a bit in this thread.. ;-)
  • NickHNickH
    edited July 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    So what are saying is there are two rooms, one with a Speccy in it and the other with this missus naked in bed with her ankles behind her ears and some of you guys would choose the Speccy?

    Well, to be fair, we'd use her to rest it on.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2008
    Rickard wrote: »
    I do assume that people are joking a bit in this thread.. ;-)

    Hmmmm some perhaps but i seriously think others arent !
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