There are several brothels in my town

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  • edited August 2008
    Well, there are a couple I know well in Bedford.

    How do I know them?

    Well, as a postie I delivered Special and Recorded's to them, it would have ended there, but my round(s) took me past many pubs, and not wishing to be rude I had the odd free pint that was offered. I bumped into some of these girls again, sometimes they boughtme a pint too... :D

    On the whole, seemed like decent girls, humourous, giggly, teasing, jut reagular girls. All I ever did was have a beer with them mind, but, I'd change the law to protect them.
  • edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Having recently watched the movies Hostel and Hostel 2 I doubt I would ever visit an eastern Euro brothel!

    If you'll be in Babylon, ask for Koko, she looks like she was 15, well, if you have a pedofill temptations as well. :-)
  • edited August 2008
    and there gentlemen I think I will leave this thread..................
  • edited August 2008
    hang on wait for me..........
  • edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »

    I was flicking through one night, and gave up at around the Audi channel, wtf? Audi have a channel?

    why not? god has one

    dunno if the pub channels still going mind.


    anyway onto the op
    never ben interested in strip clubs or brothels.........i like my wimmin free :) or quite cheap lol.

    redtube does me

    i like reading the text / wank lines in the back of dvd world tho........"durty granny wants to frig while you wank"

    "fuck me up my ringer....please, durty boy, ill make you shoot your wad up my muck snatch"
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    If you'll be in Babylon, ask for Koko, she looks like she was 15, well, if you have a pedofill temptations as well. :-)

    ....and here was me thinking of posting a humorous reply about 16 year old waitresses, and not mistaking them for prossers.

    This has just blown that idea well out of the water.

    Bohusk I really hope this is just your English letting you down, seriously that's just wrong.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2008
    ....and here was me thinking of posting a humorous reply about 16 year old waitresses, and not mistaking them for prossers.

    This has just blown that idea well out of the water.

    Bohusk I really hope this is just your English letting you down, seriously that's just wrong.

    No , just joke, there are such jokes here.
  • edited August 2008
    The key pointt of interest now is, did you accept? :D

    Nope. Just moments before, she had her tongue stuck down the throat of this grotty old bloke. I think he ran the place. Ugh! I declined and went home. He was in his late 40s and she was 18 (but looked 16) I think I was 21 at the time. Weird situation.
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    No , just joke, there are such jokes here.

    Phew! Put a smiley at the end next time :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2008
    Phew! Put a smiley at the end next time :D

    ..... if only pete townsend did that.
  • edited August 2008
    mile wrote: »
    ..... if only pete townsend did that.

    He didn't need to he was "Doing research" :roll:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2008
    He didn't need to he was "Doing research" :roll:

    just like jack the ripper doing his anatomy 'research'

    (you know that would have been funnier 100 years ago)
  • edited August 2008
    By the way I haven't figured it out how to put smileys yet. I have it to type on keyboard.
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    By the way I haven't figured it out how to put smileys yet. I have it to type on keyboard.

    : )

    ...................................
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    By the way I haven't figured it out how to put smileys yet. I have it to type on keyboard.

    Here's a few for you

    :)
    :wink:
    :p
    8)
    :o
    :evil:
    :mad:
    :(
    :lol:
    :D
    :oops:
    :roll:
    :cry:

    Just click 'quote' on my message to see how I did them. :)
  • edited August 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Here's a few for you

    :)
    :wink:
    :p
    8)
    :o
    :evil:
    :mad:
    :(
    :lol:
    :D
    :oops:
    :roll:
    :cry:

    Just click 'quote' on my message to see how I did them. :)

    I thought there was some table of them I cannot find. Do tou all type them manually ?
  • edited August 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Here's a few for you

    :)
    :wink:
    :p
    8)
    :o
    :evil:
    :mad:
    :(
    :lol:
    :D
    :oops:
    :roll:
    :cry:

    Just click 'quote' on my message to see how I did them. :)

    You missed one :???:

    :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    I thought there was some table of them I cannot find. Do tou all type them manually ?

    Yes, unfortunately you have to type them manually on this forum. :(

    You missed one :???:

    :p

    Smart arse :p :p
  • edited August 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    I thought there was some table of them I cannot find. Do tou all type them manually ?
    Yes, unfortunately you have to type them manually on this forum. :(

    At first I saw this out of context, and I thought you were still talking about a list of brothels...

    (the list of smilies is here)
  • edited August 2008
    i think this smiley sums up nicely a thread about brothels

    :eek:
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited August 2008
    gasman wrote: »
    At first I saw this out of context, and I thought you were still talking about a list of brothels...

    (the list of smilies is here)

    Oh.....

    I did it the hard way, and just learnt the smilies as I went along....

    (goes and stands in the corner wearing the WoS dunce's cap)
  • edited August 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Oh.....

    I did it the hard way, and just learnt the smilies as I went along....

    (goes and stands in the corner wearing the WoS dunce's cap)

    OI! pass it ehre, cos i beat you

    i dont even bother with any [codes] cos i cant remember any of em :P
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    If you'll be in Babylon, ask for Koko, she looks like she was 15, well, if you have a pedofill temptations as well. :-)

    Hmmm ! I joke about a lot, but i must admit i dont do jokes like that ! Specially if i was the person who a few months earlier was talking about asking out a 16 year old !??

    Mate, find a woman your own age
  • edited August 2008
    bohusk wrote: »
    If you'll be in Babylon, ask for Koko, she looks like she was 15, well, if you have a pedofill temptations as well. :-)

    ar aye! He added a smiley :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2008
    ar aye! He added a smiley :D

    if only pete townsend had done that...
  • edited August 2008
    mile wrote: »
    if only pete townsend had done that...

    No he was doing "research" he didn't have t.......hang on deja vu :D
    Every night is curry night!
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