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Dear KARMA, oi sort it out you bastard!

thx1138thx1138
edited August 2008 in Chit chat
I've lost my remote control for the telly. It's no fair!

Monday night, monday fucking night, I was elbow deep in my neighbours wheelie bin looking for her lost wedding ring.

She's about 85 years old, and looks to me for help when she needs it, and I didn't even mind. But how come I was arse deep in fucking potato peelings, and now I've lost my remote control.
Kindly have it stare me in the face when I next make a cuppa, thanks.
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    The old lady next door is holding it hostage until you "peel" the rest of her "potatoes" ... ... ...
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited August 2008
    nah, the next door lady is old, mad and insane, and ITALIAN!


    Italians feature heavily in Bedford. Apart from England v Italy footie, I tend to steer clear.

    Still aint found the remote though. :(
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    Did you check your back pocket? You could have sat in gum and then your remote got stuck there ... you know ... one cheek or the other.
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited August 2008
    I've got it. I stole it for the batteries. And I''m selling it on ebay.

    That'll learn you.

    And yes, Bedford is full of Italians. Most of them seem to cut hair.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited August 2008
    Matt, it's about time we met up for a pint! You free tomorrow, Thursday?
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited August 2008
    It is about time. Can't make tomorrow, can make Monday

    <edit> or Sunday!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    MattLamb wrote: »
    It is about time. Can't make tomorrow, can make Monday

    <edit> or Sunday!

    Be careful Mr. Lamb! thx only wants to meet with you so he can retrieve his remote! He's sneaky like that!!!!
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited August 2008
    Sunday lunch time is good for me, name the pub and the time, and I'll be there.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Sunday lunch time is good for me, name the pub and the time, and I'll be there.

    ... with a pitchfork and hot coals ... and a remote control seeking gadget in his back pocket (I best nab that one too from thx ... OOOPS! ;-) )
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2008
    MattLamb wrote: »
    And yes, Bedford is full of Italians. Most of them seem to cut hair.

    They must've all moved from Newcastle to Bedford in about 1988 :lol:

    Sorry not meaning to stereotype but I haven't seen an Italian Barber man for years and I'll be honest they were all over at one time. It's like Italian Barbers were almost as popular as Italian eateries in the 80's (and probably just as authentic too :roll:) :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited August 2008
    Its down the side of the armchair, along with enough money to buy 4 cans of high octane lager.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2008
    Fudgepacker wrote: »
    Its down the side of the armchair, along with enough money to buy 4 cans of high octane lager.

    What thx has 30p down the back his armchair :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • VampyreVampyre
    edited August 2008
    We lost the remote in our old telly years ago and I always blamed my 2 year old nephew who lives nextdoor. Cut to a couple of years later and when we got a new 3 piece suite I cut open the bottom of the old settee (to see if any money had fallen down) and there it was!
    ZXSR - Speccy Mags Reviews
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    I remember our first colour TV back in the day ... giant hulk of a thing too, Decca ... and absolutely no remote control whatsoever!

    The first VCR we got (I think around 1986/87) had a remote ... and it wasn't even cordless!

    Ahhhhhh ... those were the days ... when man was worry-free of remote misplacement.
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Sunday lunch time is good for me, name the pub and the time, and I'll be there.

    Can do Sunday, but not until 7 o'clock.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    MattLamb wrote: »
    Can do Sunday, but not until 7 o'clock.

    AM or PM ???

    You guys better bring a webcam with so we can very indirectly participate in all the jovial debauchery.
  • milemile
    edited August 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    AM or PM ???

    You guys better bring a webcam with so we can very indirectly participate in all the jovial debauchery.

    aye two men in a pub with a webcam don't look dodgy.

    take some pics tho.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited August 2008
    You still starin' at the same channel?
  • beanzbeanz
    edited August 2008
    So did you find the ring? and if you did..did you keep it?
  • IN31IN31
    edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    So did you find the ring?
    Give them a chance they are still trying to meet up in Bedford.....

    ...oh that ring... ;)
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