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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited August 2008
    Jumping Stack wrote: »
    This Eurovision classic is the ultimate song for any paedo band, but you need to read the lyrics all the way through for the full effect.

    "Save All Your Kisses For Me" by Brotherhood of Man


    Kisses for me
    Save all your kisses for me
    Bye bye baby bye bye
    Don't cry honey don't cry
    Won't You save them for me
    Even though you're only three...

    lol, 'The Ocean' by Led Zeppelin has a similarly suspect pay-off...

    "Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
    She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start."

    not to mention the front cover to the album it's off, Houses Of The Holy.

    led_zeppelin_houses_of_the_holy.jpg

    I mean what exactly is going on here :confused:
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2008
    Garry could of course re-work one of his old hits.



    I love you love,
    Though your only two love,
    I love you love meeeee.....
    Alll together now... (repeat chorus)
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2008
    Even worse than that album cover than that is that one by Blind Faith.

    I have to suffer it at carboot sales all the time whilst thumbing though peoples old vinyl collections

    Euuuggh!!
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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited August 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Even worse than that album cover than that is that one by Blind Faith.

    I have to suffer it at carboot sales all the time whilst thumbing though peoples old vinyl collections

    Euuuggh!!

    yes, I know the one you mean. dont even want to look for that to post it. horrible
  • IN31IN31
    edited August 2008
    I thought the first track would be a remake of the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun go down on me' but re-titled as:

    'I want your son to go down on me'.

    :lol:
  • robert@fmrobert@fm
    edited August 2008
    def chris wrote: »
    not to mention the front cover to the album it's off, Houses Of The Holy.
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Even worse than that album cover than that is that one by Blind Faith
    def chris wrote: »
    yes, I know the one you mean. dont even want to look for that to post it. horrible

    Virgin Killer? :( The one of a ten-year-old girl (reputedly the photographer's daughter), naked, with a strategic crack running through it and concealing her [Don't. Say. It. -- Ed]?

    I've seen that one (on Wikimedia Commons IIRC), and although technically not porn (you can't actually see anything), it skirts dangerously close...
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2008
    robert@fm wrote: »
    Virgin Killer? :( The one of a ten-year-old girl (reputedly the photographer's daughter), naked, with a strategic crack running through it and concealing her [Don't. Say. It. -- Ed]?
    Ah yes, The Scorpions album. I've got that and I don't even like to take it out of the record rack.

    Incidentally check out the front cover of Animal Magnetism and then the back cover...
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  • hypostomushypostomus
    edited August 2008
    If you want a paedo drummer didn't the bloke from Judas Priest get sent down for kiddy fiddling? (Not the current drummer, the one from the late 70's/early 80's.)
    cheers
    Chris
    Oh and for dodgy lyrics how about Little Lover by AC/DC, or Jailbait by Motorhead?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2008
    hypostomus wrote: »
    If you want a paedo drummer didn't the bloke from Judas Priest get sent down for kiddy fiddling? (Not the current drummer, the one from the late 70's/early 80's.)
    Check post #2 of this thread...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • murtcepsmurtceps
    edited August 2008
    hypostomus wrote: »
    Oh and for dodgy lyrics how about Little Lover by AC/DC,...


    Ah yes, and I beleive there's a reference to our frontman Mr Glitter -

    (spooky coincidence)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2008
    murtceps wrote: »
    Ah yes, and I beleive there's a reference to our frontman Mr Glitter -

    (spooky coincidence)
    Ah yes, the circle of life.

    Now is the perfect time to lock the thread.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    Ah yes, the circle of life.

    Now is the perfect time to lock the thread.

    It is starting to get over creepy isn't it?

    ...and on the subject of locking, I'm actually surprised this thread has lasted this long :D
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  • IN31IN31
    edited August 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    ...and on the subject of locking, I'm actually surprised this thread has lasted this long :D
    It is a honey trap to catch any members of WoS who are pervs.

    ;-)
  • [FOAD]Iron[FOAD]Iron
    edited August 2008
    There's some funny stuff on this page:

    http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

    And some weird quite desturbing stuff too, so be aware.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    It is a honey trap to catch any members of WoS who are pervs.

    ;-)

    ....and look who turned up :p
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  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited August 2008
    Is it still ok to admit that I was a big GG fan back in the day without getting any boiling oil poured over me? First gig I ever went to as a tender greenhorn, back in 1972 or thereabouts, at The Lyceum. Magic show, well it would be wouldn't it, pop star, star-struck first gig boy... strangely enough, I listened to one of his songs the other day, first time in years, called Do You Wanna Touch, and I guess if you read into the lyrics he wasn't exactly hiding the fact he likes a bit of chicken, even then.
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited August 2008
    Fudgepacker wrote: »
    Is it still ok to admit that I was a big GG fan back in the day without getting any boiling oil poured over me?

    GG Allin? Yeah, he was great!! ;-)

    But if you went to one of his gigs, you wouldn't be covered in boiling oil... more like faeces, blood and urine!! :-D
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