in reality, i will chew my way into your house, eat all your cheese and watch you screem and jump on a chair.
Wrong, I'll make your name be posthumous cheese chomper. I live in a shack in the swamp. Squashing rodents is a daily ritual. I didn't get where i am today by being a softie.
Wrong, I'll make your name be posthumous cheese chomper. I live in a shack in the swamp. Squashing rodents is a daily ritual. I didn't get where i am today by being a softie.
maybe being a softy isn't such a bad thing if you end up living in a swamp like a common alligator. :wink:
maybe being a softy isn't such a bad thing if you end up living in a swamp like a common alligator. :wink:
I ain't ended up here. It's purely transient.
I wish i was a softie, but I've a long history of doing battle with mice that think they are foxes...awww, go on little mouse, be the big mouse and show off in front of your friends. :)
I wish i was a softie, but I've a long history of doing battle with mice that think they are foxes...awww, go on little mouse, be the big mouse and show off in front of your friends. :)
ha ha, i have no freinds here. you loose. i win, just like always. :oops:
yeah i have 9000+ posts to show for it, you silly sausage.
Don't He<space>He or sausage me you court jester you. I can smell you're sort a 'mile' off. Always spewing forth shite..I'm the big mouse..look at me maw. Sheesh, are you anally retentive or what?
Don't He<space>He or sausage me you court jester you. I can smell you're sort a 'mile' off. Always spewing forth shite..I'm the big mouse..look at me maw. Sheesh, are you anally retentive or what?
i think you must have been a cat in a past life. probably a mangy one who had to eat out of trash cans like the fat one from top cat.
i think you must have been a cat in a past life. probably a mangy one who had to eat out of trash cans like the fat one from top cat.
I am a mangy cat, although not fat thank you very much. I'm streetwise and street legal. I've did things that'd make you shit your breeks and i got the stab wounds to prove it.
You're the common guttersnipe sort that I draw faint amusement from. So, i don't mind really if you want to be the mouse that roared. Say wee billy big chin, everyone is laughing, and it's all because of you.
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Throb makes me think of hitting my thumb with a hammer (rather than a sexual 'throb'...which I guess I thought about too).
'he probed her deeply with his massive throbing sausage'
Throb: Painful embolisms in my hand sounding word.
I vote for.... Probe.
Fnar, fnar :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just for it's connection to the word 'sausage' in that sentence, I hereby vote for 'throb'
i read part of one once, it was called 'riders' (about horse riders)
the line i remeber the most was.
'he withdrew his shaft from her soggy minge, took a handful of staw and wiped her off.'
ouch!
my kind of girl, he he :wink:
okay dokey. :lol:
i am clever, like a fox
You're as clever as a person that thinks they are a fox, but in the end they know they are stuck being a mouse.
888 posts, tis auspicious.
a mouse i ain't, maybe a stoat.
You're a timid mouse in reality, don't try to weasel you're way out of that..won't work. You're a laboratory mouse at best.
Shhhh! Don't say that! He might quote something important from THGTTG!
:-P
in reality, i will chew my way into your house, eat all your cheese and watch you screem and jump on a chair.
Wrong, I'll make your name be posthumous cheese chomper. I live in a shack in the swamp. Squashing rodents is a daily ritual. I didn't get where i am today by being a softie.
maybe being a softy isn't such a bad thing if you end up living in a swamp like a common alligator. :wink:
I ain't ended up here. It's purely transient.
I wish i was a softie, but I've a long history of doing battle with mice that think they are foxes...awww, go on little mouse, be the big mouse and show off in front of your friends. :)
ha ha, i have no freinds here. you loose. i win, just like always. :oops:
I've no friends here either, so it's a score draw. I don't have 8.7 posts a day though...with nothing to show for it.
You lose...because you can't spell lose. It's not loose you silly mouse.
i spelt what i wanted. Didn't you see the full stop behind it? ;)
yeah i have 9000+ posts to show for it, you silly sausage.
Don't He<space>He or sausage me you court jester you. I can smell you're sort a 'mile' off. Always spewing forth shite..I'm the big mouse..look at me maw. Sheesh, are you anally retentive or what?
i think you must have been a cat in a past life. probably a mangy one who had to eat out of trash cans like the fat one from top cat.
I am a mangy cat, although not fat thank you very much. I'm streetwise and street legal. I've did things that'd make you shit your breeks and i got the stab wounds to prove it.
You're the common guttersnipe sort that I draw faint amusement from. So, i don't mind really if you want to be the mouse that roared. Say wee billy big chin, everyone is laughing, and it's all because of you.