I went to ?rland, I think that's how you spell it.
Actually, I got no idea what you mean! :) The closest guess would be ?land, which is a large island in the Baltic Sea, but it does in fact belong to Finland.
nope
ive had a swedish online "friend" since about 2002 :P
i also have a few choice danish, dutch and finnish phrases saved :P
(due to other online friends over the years...not from her)
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Actually, I got no idea what you mean! :) The closest guess would be ?land, which is a large island in the Baltic Sea, but it does in fact belong to Finland.
Sorry, it was ?land. Apparently, Princess Victoria was on Holiday there at the time, or something like that. Or was due there... I can't remember now. I was there for a wedding, and I touched down in Copenhagen, so technically I was in Denmark too, though I was merely passing through.
Well, not quite right, but close enough. Sk?l - cheers! :D
Thanks for the correction :-) The people really warmed to my very English accent apparently, and I also imported some nice tea bags too, which some folk appreciated.
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Sorry, it was ?land. Apparently, Princess Victoria was on Holiday there at the time, or something like that. Or was due there... I can't remember now.
?land of course. The royal family have their summer residence at the island and princess Victoria always "have to" (by tradition) spend her birthday there, so it could have been on that occasion you were there also.
?land of course. The royal family have their summer residence at the island and princess Victoria always "have to" (by tradition) spend her birthday there, so it could have been on that occasion you were there also.
Yes, the weekend was the same as the young Princesses' Birthday, I remember now. We were staying at the golf club.
I used to bleach my hair a lot, believe it or not in the end it was Eminem that made me stop doing it, the final straw was 2 charvas lasses at a bus stop. As I walked past one of em went "Chic-a-chic-a Slim Shady", I'd had enough by then. I think I may have even shaved my head when I got home.
Other time I think when I was 19 I died my hair bright red, almost like postbox coloured, but brighter. I topped it up a few times as well had red hair for about 2 months. I left dye on top of my vivarium one day though. Went to top my red up as my hair was starting to turn an orangey colour and my hair dye had turned into a little lump of red jelly. I kept my hair on for another day or 2 maybe, then out came the clippers again.
Maybe you didn't because although I scored some nice ladies it also increased potential for scary experiences.
A big fat 29 year old bisexual woman practically raped me in a club once (I was only 19 at the time), she kept telling me she didn't believe I has heterosexual because of my bleached hair and I was too nice looking to be straight. I would've took it as a big compliment but she was mental and wouldn't leave me alone. One of my mates said the last he saw of me was I was sitting on her knee with my head buried between her tits.
She wanted a 3 some, which I suppose I was up for until she came back with this really weird tall skinny guy, I was like I'll go get us another girl and we'll have an orgy.
Needless to say I left the club and walked home (I ran for a bit though to make sure the big loon wasn't after me).
Another time in the same club I got chatted by a man, I was poppin' away in the middle of a circle of wiggers basically, and this weird little guy wearing a sarong (of all things, how the hell he is in a room full of wannabe gangsters without getting beaten to death I don't know) told me I looked sexy. I backed out of the room slowly and cautiously :lol:
Maybe you didn't because although I scored some nice ladies it also increased potential for scary experiences.
A big fat 29 year old bisexual woman practically raped me in a club once (I was only 19 at the time), she kept telling me she didn't believe I has heterosexual because of my bleached hair and I was too nice looking to be straight. I would've took it as a big compliment but she was mental and wouldn't leave me alone. One of my mates said the last he saw of me was I was sitting on her knee with my head buried between her tits.
She wanted a 3 some, which I suppose I was up for until she came back with this really weird tall skinny guy, I was like I'll go get us another girl and we'll have an orgy.
Needless to say I left the club and walked home (I ran for a bit though to make sure the big loon wasn't after me).
Another time in the same club I got chatted by a man, I was poppin' away in the middle of a circle of wiggers basically, and this weird little guy wearing a sarong (of all things, how the hell he is in a room full of wannabe gangsters without getting beaten to death I don't know) told me I looked sexy. I backed out of the room slowly and cautiously :lol:
Never got approached by a bloke so I reckon I did the right thing...
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ooooh.....But it's DIVINE there...Lucky you!
Yes, i lived for a time in ?stersund. I suppose i should start learning Jamska again. It impresses the locals.
My sister's mother in law is from there and I can hardly understand her when she starts going. Very diffucult. So well done you for mastering it.
Regards,
Shaun.
Of course that is true. We have our fair share of problems here too and the perfect sociaty is still to be invented..
No, while "you" invaded Britain "we" conquered Russia. ;-)
Actually, I got no idea what you mean! :) The closest guess would be ?land, which is a large island in the Baltic Sea, but it does in fact belong to Finland.
Well, not quite right, but close enough. Sk?l - cheers! :D
you sure?
learnt what h?ll k?ft irriterande britt means?
or
T?nt
:grin:
How come you know these phrases? :)
ive had a swedish online "friend" since about 2002 :P
i also have a few choice danish, dutch and finnish phrases saved :P
(due to other online friends over the years...not from her)
Regards,
Shaun.
- Television Broadcast Engineer by trade specialising in video server technology
- Hates C++
- Did not lose virginity until aged 27
- Saw a room full of elderly mental patients naked when doing a paper round when 13...see above....
- One once mistaken by armed police as a suspect seen with a shotgun
- According to my missus, she has never met someone who wanks as much as me
- Beta tester of the new version 7 Sky HD EPG
- Used to work with a girl whose sister is the girl on the testcard
- Have cycled round Albert Square Eastenders set
haha want to introduce us?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
we could have a wank off :D
ok ok *gets coat*
ps:- i dont wank that much tbh
?land of course. The royal family have their summer residence at the island and princess Victoria always "have to" (by tradition) spend her birthday there, so it could have been on that occasion you were there also.
Regards,
Shaun.
Sure ... I'll post some other Random Thing about me at a later date.
I wish you'd hurry up then. I'm getting gray hairs waiting.
I have only once dyed my hair. I chose green. This was in the mid 80's.
Other time I think when I was 19 I died my hair bright red, almost like postbox coloured, but brighter. I topped it up a few times as well had red hair for about 2 months. I left dye on top of my vivarium one day though. Went to top my red up as my hair was starting to turn an orangey colour and my hair dye had turned into a little lump of red jelly. I kept my hair on for another day or 2 maybe, then out came the clippers again.
I used to bleach my hair because it looked good, my of scoring to not scoring was increased in my favour whilst having dyed hair.
Maybe you didn't because although I scored some nice ladies it also increased potential for scary experiences.
A big fat 29 year old bisexual woman practically raped me in a club once (I was only 19 at the time), she kept telling me she didn't believe I has heterosexual because of my bleached hair and I was too nice looking to be straight. I would've took it as a big compliment but she was mental and wouldn't leave me alone. One of my mates said the last he saw of me was I was sitting on her knee with my head buried between her tits.
She wanted a 3 some, which I suppose I was up for until she came back with this really weird tall skinny guy, I was like I'll go get us another girl and we'll have an orgy.
Needless to say I left the club and walked home (I ran for a bit though to make sure the big loon wasn't after me).
Another time in the same club I got chatted by a man, I was poppin' away in the middle of a circle of wiggers basically, and this weird little guy wearing a sarong (of all things, how the hell he is in a room full of wannabe gangsters without getting beaten to death I don't know) told me I looked sexy. I backed out of the room slowly and cautiously :lol: