Could you have seven wives?

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  • edited September 2008
    No.fillerfiller
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    No.fillerfiller
    Nice way to get round the minimum 10 character limitation.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    I barely earn enough for 1 wife.
  • edited September 2008
    Who was it who said that although Monogomy and Polygamy have different dictionary definitions ("one wife" and "more than one wife", respectively), in real terms they both have the same definition; "too many wives"?

    And more than one wife would be great, if they were ideal women, i.e. no vocal chords, completely obediant, loved watching you playing computer games, had a lesbian side, had no bloody family, gave you her wage packet as she believed that the man should handle all finances, and so on ;-)
  • edited September 2008
    I don't mind letting the missus handle the finances, it means I don't have to bother even touching the bills.

    They're all hers anyway though so I don't see why I should get the headache from rummaging through them every fucking week!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2008
    Remember the old Marxist[*] saying:

    "Marriage is an institution -- but who wants to live in an institution?"

    [*]Groucho, naturally. I'm fairly sure he's also the one who said "Here's to my wife and sweetheart -- may they never meet". :lol:
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • edited September 2008
    I heard of an Irish king who had...53 wives...Fintan was his name..maybe. He died of sexual exhaustion, so the yellow book of Leinster tells us.

    Let that be a lesson. 53 handmaidens is 52 too many.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    I heard of an Irish king who had...53 wives...Fintan was his name..maybe. He died of sexual exhaustion, so the yellow book of Leinster tells us.

    Let that be a lesson. 53 handmaidens is 52 too many.

    Hmmm ... well ... it may be a lesson which Fintan learned, albeit a bit too late.

    Me, I don't know ... if the opportunity presented itself, I might try it ... at least once :D
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »

    Me, I don't know ... if the opportunity presented itself, I might try it ... at least once :D

    The opportunity may never present itself. Are you prepared for that?
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    The opportunity may never present itself. Are you prepared for that?

    I guess I'll have to go with 52 instead then :D
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    The opportunity may never present itself. Are you prepared for that?
    I suspect one might be pushing it a bit for ZnorXman...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    I'm sure he can manage a handmaiden if he goes downtown.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    I'm sure he can manage a handmaiden if he goes downtown.
    True, but I don't think it'll be a maiden, I suspect he's very experienced in that department.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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