I saw a book signing yesterday.

edited September 2008 in Chit chat
I like Terry Pratchett, but I'm not a fanatic. I read his novels, as and when I get around to them, in order for the most part.

not too fussed when I get a look see at all the extras and spin offs

Bought Making Money from waterstones half-price yesterday.

Annyway, there was a bored looking woman sitting at a desk in the corner.

I looked again, she had a pen in her hand, and there was a sign "Book Signing Today"

I have no idea who she is, or what the book was, and I felt kinda sorry for her, but I didn't buy her book.
Post edited by thx1138 on
«1

Comments

  • edited June 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    I
    I have no idea who she is, or what the book was, and I felt kinda sorry for her, but I didn't buy her book.

    Well that was an anticlimax.

    Your profile says Bedford is this where the Waterstones branch was? might be enough of a clue to find out who she was.
  • edited June 2008
    Was there a guy saying 'do me a favour, kick my ass'
  • edited June 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    Was there a guy saying 'do me a favour, kick my ass'
    I assume there's a joke there somewhere...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited June 2008
    Vanamonde wrote: »
    Well that was an anticlimax.

    Your profile says Bedford is this where the Waterstones branch was? might be enough of a clue to find out who she was.

    Not for me it isn't baby and I used to live in Bedford. So who could she have been?
  • edited September 2008
    I got a book signed by Jack L Chalker!!!!
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    I have a book signed by Terry Pratchett!

    (BTW who is Jack L Chalker???)
    Ahhh, I think I may have read one of the Wonderland Gambit books.
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I have a book signed by Terry Pratchett!

    (BTW who is Jack L Chalker???)
    Ahhh, I think I may have read one of the Wonderland Gambit books.

    Chalker's only the greatest sci-fi writer...ever...and thats a proven fact.

    I do love Pratchett.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    I have no idea who she is, or what the book was, and I felt kinda sorry for her, but I didn't buy her book.

    Don't be sad for her. It's experience! Well, that's what I've been told, but it's still gotta be pretty horrible for her. Aparrently a lot of signings go like that, where no one bothers to turn up. I've heard of a few accounts. What a shame.

    My sis saw Craig Charles all alone at a signing, and decided to have a long chat with him. Although she didn't buy his book, she got her, 'Smeg-ups' video signed.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Chalker's only the greatest sci-fi writer...ever...and thats a proven fact.

    I do love Pratchett.
    How do you prove a certain sci-fi author to be the 'greatest'?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Chalker's only the greatest sci-fi writer...ever...and thats a proven fact.

    I do love Pratchett.

    No support for Lem? the shame of it all.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Chalker's only the greatest sci-fi writer...ever...and thats a proven fact.

    I couldn't find the proof and I've never read any of the authors works.

    I would find it hard to discount the works of Asimov or Clarke by accepting that statement.

    I would also find bumping Harrison off that slot (depending on mood) difficult too.

    I am also fond of Niven (and Pournell's) style.

    Chalker would have to go some to beat any of these. In fact if he did I would feel like I had missed out in a big way.

    However following with the statement:
    Kaija wrote: »
    I do love Pratchett.

    Makes me less than eager to sample Chalker's work. :-P

    Listverse gives this as a top 10 http://listverse.com/literature/top-10-most-influential-science-fiction-writers/

    However I would say than some of them were "pioneering" rather than the best, it seems a rather trendy choice. Personally, I wouldn't include Frank Herbert. Dune was a canny read but the remaining books spiralled rapidly into a very dull read indeed.

    My humble but flawed and uncalled for opinion. :rolleyes:
  • edited September 2008
    dekh wrote: »
    I couldn't find the proof and I've never read any of the authors works.

    I would find it hard to discount the works of Asimov or Clarke by accepting that statement.

    I would also find bumping Harrison off that slot (depending on mood) difficult too.

    I am also fond of Niven (and Pournell's) style.

    Chalker would have to go some to beat any of these. In fact if he did I would feel like I had missed out in a big way.

    However following with the statement:



    Makes me less than eager to sample Chalker's work. :-P

    Listverse gives this as a top 10 http://listverse.com/literature/top-10-most-influential-science-fiction-writers/

    However I would say than some of them were "pioneering" rather than the best, it seems a rather trendy choice. Personally, I wouldn't include Frank Herbert. Dune was a canny read but the remaining books spiralled rapidly into a very dull read indeed.

    My humble but flawed and uncalled for opinion. :rolleyes:
    But thats exactly it, you can't prove any sci-fi writer to be the 'greatest' as when it comes down to it it's all about opinions.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    I have a book signed by Robert Crais, from a signing he did in Belfast last year.

    Nice, friendly chap.
  • edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    But thats exactly it, you can't prove any sci-fi writer to be the 'greatest' as when it comes down to it it's all about opinions.

    Actually it comes down to either being immortal or having a time machine. An immortal with enough time on their hands could keep a list of every sci-fi author and then at the end of time could tally up the votes for each author. A person with a time machine could skip all the list-keeping/tallying and just go straight to the end of time and ask the immortal what the outcome is.

    I'm guessing an event such as this one could be chronicled in a book called "The Barnes And Noble at The End of the Universe" ...

    But karingal is also right ... it's all down to individual opinions.
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Actually it comes down to either being immortal or having a time machine. An immortal with enough time on their hands could keep a list of every sci-fi author and then at the end of time could tally up the votes for each author. A person with a time machine could skip all the list-keeping/tallying and just go straight to the end of time and ask the immortal what the outcome is.
    Thats not greatest just most popular.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    Get a list of names and stick a pin in.

    sometimes greatness is thrust upon you.
  • edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    Thats not greatest just most popular.

    Excellent point!

    Now propose a definition of "Greatest Sci-Fi Author" ... how does one detect such a person? We already have the way of getting the outcome (now we just need a time machine).
  • edited September 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    Get a list of names and stick a pin in.

    sometimes greatness is thrust upon you.

    That sounds ouchful!

    (and somewhat random)
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Excellent point!

    Now propose a definition of "Greatest Sci-Fi Author" ... how does one detect such a person? We already have the way of getting the outcome (now we just need a time machine).
    I would suggest it's intangible.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    Get a list of names and stick a pin in.

    sometimes greatness is thrust upon you.
    Just find a sci-fi author who feels a prick..

    (oo-er missus)
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    I would suggest it's intangible.

    That is correct but that outcome is in flux. You see, there might one day be a way of detecting The Greatest Sci-Fi Author. One way to get a solid answer is to get a time machine and go to the Barnes and Noble at the End of the Universe.
  • edited September 2008
    I went to a Patrick Moore signing. I chose his left buttock to sign.
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    That is correct but that outcome is in flux. You see, there might one day be a way of detecting The Greatest Sci-Fi Author. One way to get a solid answer is to get a time machine and go to the Barnes and Noble at the End of the Universe.
    Erm... no.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I went to a Patrick Moore signing. I chose his left buttock to sign.
    Just signed your name?

    You could have written a whole book on his left buttock...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I went to a Patrick Moore signing. I chose his left buttock to sign.


    I met him once..impressive fellow.

    Well, you can have your Stanislaws and your Assimovs, but it's still a proven fact. Chalker is the greatest.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    How do you prove a certain sci-fi author to be the 'greatest'?

    Why have you gone all necromantic on us?
  • edited September 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Why have you gone all necromantic on us?
    I've just listened to Rush - The Necromancer...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    I met him once..impressive fellow.

    Well, you can have your Stanislaws and your Assimovs, but it's still a proven fact. Chalker is the greatest.
    Please present your proof to us...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Well, you can have your Stanislaws and your Assimovs, but it's still a proven fact. Chalker is the greatest.

    for the greatest science fiction writter ever, you'd have thought he might have won the hugo once or twice.

    he might be your fave but certainly isn't considered one of the greatest sci-fi writters.
  • edited September 2008
    Barry Potter won a lot of awards too, and that's shite.

    I don't have to prove anything to a load of Barry Potter fans. We all know literary prizes go to the person with the best publicity machine behind them, and seldom the best authors...unless the prize givers want to look cool, then they give the prizes to some unknown Albania guy.

    So, stick that in your pipe and set fire to it.
    I stole it off a space ship.
Sign In or Register to comment.