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Im angry!....

DustiDusti
edited October 2008 in Chit chat
Im fucking well pissed off!

I have ordered my fucking pizza about an hour ago, and it hasn't fucking arrived! :x:x:x

The little twat on the phone said it would be here within 30-45 mins.......

IT FUCKS ME RIGHT OFF!!

and to top it all off, I've just crashed on Chase H.Q!!

FUCK THIS! :x:x:x:x

I would have gone to KFC but I fucking hate the staff that work there!!
I once ordered a Zinger burger meal, and the fockers gave me a fucking TWISTER!!!!

I'll give em twister, I'll twist their fucking head's off!!!
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  • milemile
    edited October 2008
    30 mins late? jesus, i would firebomb the pizza shop. no judge in the land would convict you. :grin:
  • DustiDusti
    edited October 2008
    mile wrote: »
    30 mins late? jesus, i would firebomb the pizza shop. no judge in the land would convict you. :grin:

    Too right!

    I rung the wankers up, fuck face said "oh, the driver is on its way...."

    Told them I dont want the pizza anymore and they can stick it up their arse! *then slammed the phone down*

    Im waiting now for the prick to turn up......:x:x:x:x:x
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited October 2008
    I bet he's pissed on it as well...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited October 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    I bet he's pissed on it as well...

    Mmmm, puddley pizza... Nice!!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited October 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    Too right!

    I rung the wankers up, fuck face said "oh, the driver is on its way...."

    Told them I dont want the pizza anymore and they can stick it up their arse! *then slammed the phone down*

    Im waiting now for the prick to turn up......:x:x:x:x:x

    *Waits in anxious anticipation for the conclusion of this tremendously exciting saga*
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited October 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    *Waits in anxious anticipation for the conclusion of this tremendously exciting saga*

    The dishy doctor saved the girl and married the single mum. The end. And the never spoke of it again. And they never did.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited October 2008
    I love it when the pizza is late. I always call in at 45 mins and ask where the hell is my pizza, sure enough a couple days later I get a 'free pizza' certificate though my door with a 'We're sorry for your disappointment' note.

    It's at the point now that I am disappointed if its on time.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2008
    I always demand it for free or discounted if it's late, but I'm only really bad about that if they say 30-45 and it turns up almost 2 hours later. I used to take full advantage of pizza shops that had the 30 minute guarentee, turn up 10 seconds late and I'd demand a freebie, just to be awkward.

    Best one is though if they turn up and say something like "that'll be $10.99", look at your watch and say "no it won't".
    Every night is curry night!
  • milemile
    edited October 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I always demand it for free or discounted if it's late, but I'm only really bad about that if they say 30-45 and it turns up almost 2 hours later. I used to take full advantage of pizza shops that had the 30 minute guarentee, turn up 10 seconds late and I'd demand a freebie, just to be awkward.

    Best one is though if they turn up and say something like "that'll be $10.99", look at your watch and say "no it won't".

    ive never seen that offer where i live, don't think yorkshire shops owners like givign owt away for free.

    my take away is annoying, i'll order and they always say 45 mins. but if ive ordered a kebab it can take 15 mins, so i might be having a shit when he comes. proper winds me up.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited October 2008
    I must live in some f-ing Pizza Utopia then ... as a standard they always say that it will be delivered in about 45 minutes but it's usually here within half an hour.
  • sparkessparkes
    edited October 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I must live in some f-ing Pizza Utopia then ... as a standard they always say that it will be delivered in about 45 minutes but it's usually here within half an hour.

    Yup same here, they always say 45 mins unless it's going to be at the door in 20 mins in which case they say 30 mins. I can't remember waiting more than 40 mins for a couple of years.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2008
    sparkes wrote: »
    Yup same here, they always say 45 mins unless it's going to be at the door in 20 mins in which case they say 30 mins. I can't remember waiting more than 40 mins for a couple of years.

    Grotty kebab shops are the worst though, I wish instead of saying "Yes Sir! 20 Minute!" they'd just tell the truth like "look mate it's friday night we've got about 50 drunken arseholes in here wanting to be served, all our drivers are out, and realistically it'll be at least an hour".

    Gets me riled up, pure greed on their end.
    Every night is curry night!
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited October 2008
    some of those places in Bedford won't or can't take your order in English
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    some of those places in Bedford won't or can't take your order in English

    One of the best places in Newcastle is in Jesmond (a wannabe posh area) called M&M's, the chicken and regular kebabs are lush. You get the choice of 3 different types of Chicken Kebab you can have the regular chicken, or your can get tandoori or tikka. Luuurrvvely they are too. they used to sell these weird turkish pastries too called Pyrashki they were actually really nice, the batter/pastry was kind of sweet tasting, but it had spicy lamb inside. they were only a quid as well, me and my mates used to get one every now and then, then all of a sudden they just stopped selling them? they were really nice, they're pizzas were pretty good too.

    It was awkward ordering sometimes cos' one of the guys on the phone had very broken English. but they never got an order wrong the whole time I was getting stuff from them. Also if they were late they'd give you a free garlic bread with cheese to make up for it. Which was nice as you already got a free garlic bread with cheese on orders over 12 quid

    Miss the scran from that place I do.
    Every night is curry night!
  • zx1zx1
    edited October 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    Too right!

    I rung the wankers up, fuck face said "oh, the driver is on its way...."

    Told them I dont want the pizza anymore and they can stick it up their arse! *then slammed the phone down*

    Im waiting now for the prick to turn up......:x:x:x:x:x

    Maybe best to avoid that place for a few weeks, next time you order they might recognise your voice and you might get some free bodily fluids courtesey of the chef!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited October 2008
    Every time I ring up my local pizza place the young pimple-faced guy on the other end of the phone says "Can you hang on a minute?" then fucks off to take somebody else's order!

    Very annoying.

    On the plus side, when they say they'll deliver in half an hour they usually do.
  • ADJBADJB
    edited October 2008
    All the throwaways that deliver round here have a XX minute delivery guarantee or its free.

    Problem is the bastards are always on time :(
  • jenziejenzie
    edited October 2008
    *steps back*

    so ..... did you get it yet?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2008
    jenzie wrote: »
    *steps back*

    so ..... did you get it yet?

    I'm just wondering if the delivery guy turned up and gave him a slap :D
    Every night is curry night!
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