I think my wife's cheating on me...

edited November 2008 in Chit chat
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?







PS: I read this in another forum, it's not my story, :razz:
Post edited by polomint on
So far, so meh :)

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  • edited October 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    PS: I read this in another forum, it's not my story, :razz:

    I wish you'd put this at the start :razz:

    Haven't people heard of 1471?

    Mind you, I live alone, and I've had silent phonecalls which hang up - likely to be robocalls from cold-callers. Those systems dial ten numbers at once, then hang up the nine lines which didn't get answered first.
  • edited October 2008
    That's fantastic, from a guy who really has a suspicious mind at times that made me laugh my tits off :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2008
    polomint wrote: »


    PS: I read this in another forum, it's not my story, :razz:

    you should have put, 'i have a big problem' as the thread title, it would have been more concise. well that what i will do when i re post thins joke on another forum. :D
  • edited October 2008
    mile wrote: »
    you should have put, 'i have a big problem' as the thread title, it would have been more concise. well that what i will do when i re post thins joke on another forum. :D


    lol




    This be a filler
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited October 2008
    Valve clearances are a bit of a bugger to do yourself, I'd certainly take it to a dealer.
  • edited October 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Get rid of that Harley Davidson POS, and get a proper motorcycle :-)
  • edited October 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I?ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    Listen these things happen, we didn't set out to hurt you, the two of you drifted apart, the two of us together, she's damn dirty though isn't she mate.
  • edited October 2008
    I'm not sure it's proper really to be asking for help with these sort of personal issues ... there must be a specialised mechanic's forum elsewhere about :grin:
  • edited October 2008
    Guess she is just having night-lessons in mechanics and practicing with your bike.

    Maybe she does not want to cheat on you. Maybe she just wants you to be dead for the rest of your life...

    Creepy, take care.










    Ok, the "dead for the rest of your life" bit was shamelessly taken from Sledge Hammer.
  • edited November 2008
    Blimey, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages. It really had me going. I saw the start of it, and thought, 'oh no, poor Polo!' I even called my wife in to read it aloud to her... Until I got to the last bit and just started laughing! She thought, 'eh? So what happened?!'
    We've just both managed to stop laughing. Please, no more, we can't take it! :D
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