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Who Likes Jean Claude Van Damme?

DustiDusti
edited December 2008 in Chit chat
I think he's brilliant! :-D
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/

Kickboxer is one of my favourite films!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097659/
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited December 2008
    ah but does he fuck women of the larger size? with massive wobbley bazzongas
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  • VertigoVertigo
    edited December 2008
    Jean Claude van Damme's mum?
  • DustiDusti
    edited December 2008
    mel the bell wrote: »
    ah but does he fuck women of the larger size? with massive wobbley bazzongas

    Mel!, I aint posting no pictures!....

    I like it here, I don't wanna be banned again! :D:D

    Stop tempting me! :D
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2008
    mel tempts rubberkeys...

    Lock the thread!!!
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • urbanupstarturbanupstart
    edited December 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    I think he's brilliant! :-D
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000241/

    Kickboxer is one of my favourite films!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097659/

    Used to have a few JCVD films back in the day. I well prefer Bloodsport as his best film though. Great stuff!!!

    He's also cool as the Russian dude on No retreat no surrender

    He's on breakdance too!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xga-W7-2os :razz:
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited December 2008
    tch asif id tempt wobbly knockers rubber big fat mongy lard keys.
    : evil :

    anyway

    ah jean claude

    yeah ive always loved bloodsport and kickboxer
    that was his classic period, after that most of the films went abit.....pants
    just like seagal

    edit:-
    universal soldier, cyborg, hard target were ok too
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  • DustiDusti
    edited December 2008
    mel the bell wrote: »
    tch asif id tempt wobbly knockers rubber big fat mongy lard keys.
    : evil :

    anyway

    ah jean claude

    yeah ive always loved bloodsport and kickboxer
    that was his classic period, after that most of the films went abit.....pants
    just like seagal

    edit:-
    universal soldier, cyborg, hard target were ok too

    FAT!, she is not fat!:-x

    And besides....whats wrong with big women anyway :):)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2008
    Who Likes Jean Claude Van Damme?

    Gays, Charvas, and ugly wimmin! :p
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  • ADJBADJB
    edited December 2008
    I watched Black Eagle a couple of weeks ago and really enjoyed it. Must admit I spent most of it trying to work out where the scenes were filmed and if I could spot my place 'cos the film was crap.

    You can tell its one of his early films because he "loses".
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2008
    No retreat, No surrender

    Van Damme.....fail :D
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  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2008
    I liked Universal Soldier and Double Impact. I don't think he's had a hit in years though. He's went the same way as Steven Segal and Dolph Lundgren - doing straight to dvd rubbish.
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2008
    Whether its big knokers or big pecs it's quite clear that Rubber Keys likes a big chest. :lol:
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  • VanTammenVanTammen
    edited December 2008
    blodsport!!!! I simply love that film!

    I rented it as a kid in 88, and then me and my dad, rented all movied with vandamme that they had (actually we renterd every crap karate/action with karate movie they had, we where really in to them back then).

    last movie I saw with him was the one with roger moore, sort of a 19th century bloodsport...not bad, but you knew he was a going downhill

    shame he killed a chance of a street fighter franshise, but I guess it was much of producers and writers falt has is was his...
  • DustiDusti
    edited December 2008
    He was originally going to play "The Pedator" in Predator.....

    From IMDB....
    "As the original choice to play the role of the alien hunter itself in the movie Predator (1987), he hit a few personal snags. For starters, he was not happy with the fact that his face would not be shown on camera, and that he would be having an uncredited special effects role. He was also not fond of the original monster suit - he frequently passed out due to heat exhaustion. Because he complained so much and was very uncooperative, he was fired from the film. When Stan Winston's Predator design came in, Kevin Peter Hall was chosen to play the title role and filled it perfectly. Supposedly, Van Damme has no regrets on backing out of the Predator project"
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited December 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    No retreat, No surrender

    Van Damme.....fail :D

    :lol:

    You have to love the cheesy brilliance of Kickboxer though...Van Damme getting his arse kicked by Tong-Po, Tong-Po even rubbing it in during the middle of the fight by saying he raped Van Damme's girlfriend....all of a sudden, the old guy starts chanting 'Not Sue Cow!' or something (it's meant to mean 'White Warrior' apparently) and suddenly Van Damme becomes invincible, gets back up and gives Tong-Po the twatting of his life! Then gives the thumbs up to his brother (who Tong-Po put in a wheelchair), cue end credits and really bad 80's American 'feelgood' soft rock music.

    Possibly one of, if not THE greatest movie endings of all time :D :lol:
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited December 2008
    I'm not keen on him, but I thought the one he did with Rosanna Arquette was ok (Nowhere To Run, I think).

    Loved his outstanding work in Breakdance, though!!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2008
    I bet you all love "Monaco Forever" :D
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  • Digital PrawnDigital Prawn
    edited December 2008
    I liked Timecop because of the time travel/sci-fi element.

    I just checked out Monaco Forever on imdb, I didn't know he'd played a gay karate character in that comedy as I've never seen it. A reviewer said it was funny, but Van Damme is only in a very small part of the movie.
  • VertigoVertigo
    edited December 2008
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    He was originally going to play "The Pedator" in Predator.....
    But it wasn't that kind of movie.

    I agree with this chap, nothing wrong with the more squeezable lady ;)
  • jdanddietjdanddiet
    edited December 2008
    I like Sudden Death. The movie, that is.

    Powers Boothe makes an excellent bad guy, which is vital for movies of this type (think Die Hard, Under Siege etc all had memorable bad guys)
  • RNDRND
    edited December 2008
    The poor guys movies consistently get 2 star ratings in RadioTimes lol.
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  • milemile
    edited December 2008
    RND wrote: »
    The poor guys movies consistently get 2 star ratings in RadioTimes lol.



    yeah that poor, rich bastard. :-D
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2008
    RND wrote: »
    The poor guys movies consistently get 2 star ratings in RadioTimes lol.

    That's cos' they're shite :lol:

    I must admit though I thought Cyborg was quality when it came out, perfect mix of sci-fi and cheesy karate action :D

    Of course I think I was 11 years old at the time, could be the reason why I thought it was cool.

    I'll bet it's crap now though :rolleyes:
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  • milemile
    edited December 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    That's cos' they're shite :lol:

    I must admit though I thought Cyborg was quality when it came out, perfect mix of sci-fi and cheesy karate action :D

    Of course I think I was 11 years old at the time, could be the reason why I thought it was cool.

    I'll bet it's crap now though :rolleyes:

    its shocking now.

    i remember timecop being quite good when it came out, apart from that im with boozy, i dont like the films. nowt against him, although i think he treats his kids like shit.
  • jdanddietjdanddiet
    edited December 2008
    I do find it quite funny how the titles of his movies have reflected his career lately:-

    In Hell
    Derailed
    Knock Off
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited December 2008
    As I mentioned, I think Kickboxer's great (but for all the wrong reasons :D :lol:). I also like Bloodsport, Hard Target and have a slight fondness for The Quest (mainly because of Roger Moore's wooden performance :lol: )

    Other than those, Van Damme's career is dead to me.
  • PilsenerPilsener
    edited December 2008
    What's annoying about his films, is that he gets beaten up all the way through the movie, until the last 5 minutes, where he suddenly get the guts and energy to fight back.

    Anyone else would have been dead long time ago after taking so much beating.
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2008
    I liked the one that was set in a baseball stadium but i can't remember the name of it.
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited December 2008
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  • LazarouLazarou
    edited December 2008
    I've been hearing great things about his latest, JCVD. Apparently it's more of a piss-take of his films and career. Sounds like it might be worth a watch.

    Trailer here.
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