Well bleugh, if you want one so badly, you can either marry my oldest sister-in-law (she's about 40) and become step-father to her three daughters (age 19, 15 and 4) and step-grandfather to her 15 year old's 2 year old daughter
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I can send one of my sister-in-law's to you so they can have your biological children.
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Just hope youre a bit more 'sane' now that you're gonna be a father !! No more collander pictures !
Wait until they reach the age of 10 and start wanting to go into town on their own! (we got asked that one last week)
fark, all my mates are havin' em too, starting to feel left out 'ere..........;-p
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I can send one of my sister-in-law's to you so they can have your biological children.