Only In America

edited December 2008 in Chit chat
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  • edited December 2008
    I live within an hour's driving distance from New Bedford. Which is a short enough distance for this to get on the 5:00 news. I pitied the news anchors who had to deliver this news with a straight face.
  • edited December 2008
    it happens here in the UK too.

    Ages back now, an old friend (Mike) wanted to know how to get the mist effect as used on stage etc. I told him it was dry ice vapour. He asked what was dry ice so as a wind up, I told him you had to dry off an ice cube with a blowlamp. It was only a joke, never thought he would take it seriously!

    Silly sod only went and tried it, almost setting the carpet on fire. His mother went mental at me :D

    This is the same guy that after continously knocking at my mate Mick's door for several days, was satisfied with an "automated door answering machine".

    Basically, Mick wrote on a bit of paper "Mike, am not in, love Mickey", pushed it though the letterbox making a bzzzzzzz sound as he did so. Mike watched the bit of paper, took it, read it, folded it up neatly and put it in his pocket, and walked off. I watched him through the spy hole, my mate Mick and I just fell about laughing.

    I may have told this story before in another thread.......
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited December 2008
    My Christmas dinner almost turned up again after that ice cube story
  • edited December 2008
    Mr. Silva... New Bedford. MA.... This means it was a Portuguese inmigrant, probably an older adult from the Azorean Islands who worked for 40 years to buy that house... :/
  • edited December 2008
    Surprised building codes allow vinyl siding, once it gets burning it burns pretty fiercely, dripping burning drips of molten plastic onto anything below.
  • edited December 2008
    zxbruno wrote: »
    Mr. Silva... New Bedford. MA.... This means it was a Portuguese inmigrant, probably an older adult from the Azorean Islands who worked for 40 years to buy that house... :/

    With a name like Mr. Silva he could have been an doctor.....of Asian decent :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited December 2008
    Only In America
    ...christ I hate that saying. So conceited.
  • edited December 2008
    Only in America

    ...

    Only on Planet Earth

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    Only in the Milky Way

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    Only in the Universe

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    Only in the Multiverses

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    Only in existence

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    X marks the spot?

    [I'm gunna need a bigger spade for this un.]
  • edited December 2008
    Tobo wrote: »
    ...christ I hate that saying. So conceited.

    A conceited stereotype for a conceited stereotype :D
    Every night is curry night!
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