My new toy

edited January 2009 in Chit chat
...is basically a chainsaw.

Be afraid.

Be *very* afraid.

And then start running.
Post edited by NickH on

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  • edited January 2009
    Pah! I've had access to a chainsaw since I moved the US.

    How Passe :roll:
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  • edited January 2009
    Just dont make this mistake.


    Or this

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  • edited January 2009
    Is it surgically attached to your arm? Now that would be really cool.
  • edited January 2009
    One of the most boneheaded chainsaw accidents I read about (in an NTSB aviation report, the US equivalent of a UK Air Accidents Investigation Branch report, so it wasn't anecdote) was a guy who decided he'd lop a branch off a tree on his property, by taking his Robinson R22 helicopter and having an assistant strap the branch to his heli (in flight), and then saw through the branch with a chain saw.

    Except he forgot that in steady flight, lift must equal weight. What he forgot is that when his mate sawed through the branch all the way, well, he'd have the same amount of lift, but all of a sudden weight would go up by 1/4 of a ton. The heli got pulled down into the tree and was written off. He seemed to think his little 2 seat Robbie could do the job of a SkyCrane (an R22 needs just about full power to hover out of ground effect)
  • edited January 2009
    jdanddiet wrote: »
    Is it surgically attached to your arm? Now that would be really cool.

    not so cool when he wants to wipe his arse.
  • edited January 2009
    jdanddiet wrote: »
    Is it surgically attached to your arm? Now that would be really cool.

    No, it's not 'cool' - it's "Groovy"...



    ;-)
  • edited January 2009
    Even if it's not attached you could always proclaim "workshed", without actually saying it.

    Sorry can't find the exact bit on pootube :D
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  • edited January 2009
    aowen wrote: »
    Unless it's a toy chainsaw I hope you got the kevlar chaps as well as missing limbs can be a nuisance.


    A college mates brother died after clipping his leg with a chainsaw, since then those things scare me even more than they previously had managed to
  • edited January 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    ...is basically a chainsaw.

    Be afraid.

    Be *very* afraid.

    And then start running.

    Please, do let me know when you get close to the USA, I'll then start thinking about wondering about pondering about perhaps making a decision on whether, or not, I ought to perhaps or not start running or take up knitting instead.
  • edited January 2009
    my dad dropped an electric chainsaw on his face while standing in a tree

    true story
  • edited January 2009
    guesser wrote: »
    my dad dropped an electric chainsaw on his face while standing in a tree

    true story

    I think you're making it up ;-) it just sounds like a story ripped right out of Manic Miner or Jet Set Willy.
  • edited January 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I think you're making it up ;-) it just sounds like a story ripped right out of Manic Miner or Jet Set Willy.

    no it's true, he smashed his glasses
    had to get a new pair from the opticians
  • edited January 2009
    guesser wrote: »
    no it's true, he smashed his glasses
    had to get a new pair from the opticians

    he should have gone to specsavers, you get an extra pair free. ;)
  • edited January 2009
    guesser wrote: »
    no it's true, he smashed his glasses
    had to get a new pair from the opticians

    Only broke his glasses eh??

    Are you sure it wasn't an electric carving knife?

    Electric_Carving_Knife.jpg
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  • edited January 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Only broke his glasses eh??

    Are you sure it wasn't an electric carving knife?

    quite sure.

    why would he have been halfway up a yew tree with a carving knife
  • edited January 2009
    guesser wrote: »
    quite sure.

    why would he have been halfway up a yew tree with a carving knife

    maybe a squirell had run off with the christmas turkey. :wink:
  • edited January 2009
    as long as it's not an antique one without a kickback bar, you'll be fine, it's just common sense mostly.
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