I'm split between thinking that Carol McGiffen is either going to be really dirty in bed or a bit disinterested. She has that kind of look about her, y'know?
I'm split between thinking that Carol McGiffen is either going to be really dirty in bed or a bit disinterested. She has that kind of look about her, y'know?
she defo would try and pop her finger up your bum.
she defo would try and pop her finger up your bum.
Ayiyiya :eek:
"I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
You really need to LISTEN to women talking. Then you learn that YOU can do more than boil a kettle, switch on the tv, belch, fart and talk a load of bollocks about football/cricket/computers/etc. AND, if you can get on the wavelength of women, well, you won't need oysters any more. Of course, if you're a wham, bang, thank you ma'am, type of guy then best stay with the football etc.
Hal
I'm all for equal rights, i'll listen to her waffling on about how 'Janice our new secretary is a right slapper as she constantly goes on about the blokes she pulls......' then she has to listen to me going on about getting a new top score on a game or whos top of the Championship.
Being some wimpy bloke who talks like a 'woman' and who never says no to his missus is just as bad as some girl who does whatever her bloke wants her to and does his dinner the minute he clicks her fingers.
Women i've always known would have hated me to be wimpy and 'get on their wavelength' !
I remember a mate years ago went out with a girl, she wanted to wear a strap on and shove it up his ass, he dumped her immediately!!
How we laughed..............
I remember a mate years ago went out with a girl, she wanted to wear a strap on and shove it up his ass, he dumped her immediately!!
How we laughed..............
hmmm i dunno i'd have prolly tried it out first
errrrrrrrm
i mean
*gets coat*
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thats great love, now how about a cuppa.
(i really hope your a girl or that joke makes no sense.) :razz:
she defo would try and pop her finger up your bum.
Ayiyiya :eek:
I'm all for equal rights, i'll listen to her waffling on about how 'Janice our new secretary is a right slapper as she constantly goes on about the blokes she pulls......' then she has to listen to me going on about getting a new top score on a game or whos top of the Championship.
Being some wimpy bloke who talks like a 'woman' and who never says no to his missus is just as bad as some girl who does whatever her bloke wants her to and does his dinner the minute he clicks her fingers.
Women i've always known would have hated me to be wimpy and 'get on their wavelength' !
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
It was like one of those sitcom moments were somebody goes "ooooooooh".
Not recommended unless you're into kinky shit ;)
I'm into kinky shit. You don't have her number do you?
unles you have shit inside you that wears gimp masks and leather shorts and a big whip?
:lol: just bazzare!!??!!
How we laughed..............
errrrrrrrm
i mean
*gets coat*