Anything to laugh about?
The past few weeks have been as close to Hell for me as I ever want to get. I won't go into details (since that would involve breakign confidences I can't), but of course it involves people - humans always mess thigns up. And I, aided by my total lack of both people skills and any understanding of human nature have tried to help but instead get caught in the blasts and much of the shrapnel. I just hope that this is as bad as it gets for all concerned.
One thing I can say for sure, I'm not going to have a drink - if I did, I might well never stop.
So can anyone please post some really funny jokes, links to funny web sites/images/video files etc to cheer me up.
God I hate this world.
Edit: Just realised, this might sound like a suicide note, it's not. Anyway, knowing my luck, if I did kill myself I'd find out reincarnation was true and I'd come back as myself.
One thing I can say for sure, I'm not going to have a drink - if I did, I might well never stop.
So can anyone please post some really funny jokes, links to funny web sites/images/video files etc to cheer me up.
God I hate this world.
Edit: Just realised, this might sound like a suicide note, it's not. Anyway, knowing my luck, if I did kill myself I'd find out reincarnation was true and I'd come back as myself.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SMRRmaIzgE
I know theres some sort of embed thingy but I duuno how it works.
ha ha, i like that joke, but i told it to one of my GF's mates at the weekend, she went fucking mental, i mean proper off the wall mental. you'd have actually thought i was trying to rape her, which i wasn't as you don't do that at dinner parties, or so ive been told.
if i were you, id do some funny pranks, like going into next trying on some trousers, donig a shit in them and then runing for it, sans shitty pants.
or go into PC world and start asking for technology that hasn't been invented yet. like a bluetooth mouse, or a wireless monitor.
or even maybe go into the library and draw willies in some of the books, ha ha.
Chin up, dude!!
http://www.apple.com/mightymouse/
you are obviously from the future. now go back to your own time line before you fuck up the space time continum.
you must be from the future too, get back before we all turn into cosmic dust.
I think it's you who time travelled backwards.
Or moved to Tunbridge. Same difference.
www.rinkworks.com - funny as hell!
Bytes:Chuntey - Spectrum tech blog.
now you come to mention it, i have noticed all the food in my house has a lot of time left on their sell by dates, i presume that how one would find out if indeed he is an accidental time traveller
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsm3FObZ1sI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_-AVDeLNC0M
I hope your problems sort themselves out soon. A couple of years ago I was ready to inflict major damage on some people who completely fucked up (and I make no apologies for my language here) my mother and step fathers lives in one of the worst ways you could imagine.
It's a festering wound that is never going to heal, but at my mums request I've learned to live with it to a large degree and supress it most of the time. But if ever I stop posting here for a long time you can bet your bottom dollar I've bumped into them and all hell has broken loose. I sincerely hope it's nothing like what virtually my entire family (including my wife's side too) had to go through.
Christ, I was meaning to cheer you up not send you back down again. Hopefully the vids do that!!
......oh hang on I'm supposed to be cheering you up aren't I.
Erm?
BOOBS!!!!!!!!! :p
Guy sticks his face in ceiling fan for 5 bucks
he lives in yorkshire, nuff said ;)
haha that's brilliant
First Video I saw on Youtube, and still my favourite
like I've said before if it didn't say what it was for at the end it could've been an ad for anything :lol:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sUYqpCiu0-U&feature=related
Vampyre, I'm sorry to hear of your troubles, and I admire your restraint and patience. Doing nothing is often harder than taking action, but of course you have to respect your mother's wishes, no matter how hard it hits you inside. I hope it all works out OK for you and your family, mate.
Oh, how did the XBox go? Did you get the emulators and stuff sorted out (if not, feel free to pm me).
Daren, George Bush being the ex-president is good news for world safety, true, but he won't be nearly as funny now.
BTW, regarding funy videos, some years back there was a TV advert (for a building society, or insurance, maybe, I'm not sure) showing funy clips of home videos. The best one was of a football match, an amatuer or Sunday league match, I think, where the goalie, after a goal is scored, picks up the ball and throws it down on the ground in disgust, and the ball bounces on the mud and goes stright back into the net! Does anyone have a link to that clip on the 'net?
You know, given how well you all came across to cheer me up (which I do appreciate, you're a great crowd on WOS) I really should have asked for a little more than a comedy link or two. Like maybe a wide screen TV, a 360 Elite and a shiny new Aston Martin. Is it not too late?
OK, I relent, I'll continue to clog up the WOS servers with my pointless ramblings... You lucky gits!
Damn! I thought we were all free for a sec there ;)