Gazza 30 tins of Spesh Brew A Day!

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  • edited March 2009
    Well I used to know a guy who drank a litre bottle of voddy at work before 12 noon - he held a garage mechanic's job down no problem - and another when he got home. Every day for 30 years! It took that long to knack his liver but knack it did.

    Another guy I knew used to drink 15 pints a night for 40 years. He used to say "thats nowt my mates used to drink 20 plus a night! Every night of the week." I asked him whether he still went drinking with them, "Nah, they all died!" Wonder why! Still, he made 65 but his liver got him in the end too.
  • edited March 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    It was one of the the best things to happen to me. About 6 months later I met my wife, who had her beat in almost every aspect.


    What do you mean... Almost???
    Enquiring minds want to know.

    Andrew
  • edited March 2009
    What do you mean... Almost???
    Enquiring minds want to know.

    Andrew

    Well, I do know that my ex could drink my wife under the table.

    Not that that is a desirable trait.
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  • edited March 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Well, I do know that my ex could drink my wife under the table.

    Not that that is a desirable trait.

    Very quick thinking matey, keep shovelling you're almost out of the hole :p
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  • edited March 2009
    His ex did the thing with the rubber outfit :o you know, the thing that is banned in a lot of places
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