Beard references, whether it be yours, Clive's, Alan Sugar's, or Kevin Tom's have seen a marked decline in recent weeks.
Just to alter the balance of beardness, here is the top ten of beard wearers:
1. BadBeard
2. Sir Clive
3. Noel Edmonds
4. Alan Sugar
5. Jeff Minter
6. Kevin Toms
7. Dave Lee Travis
8. Richard Stilgoe
9. Santa Claus
10. Clare Short
Sir Clive hasn't had a beard for some time, so maybe Rolf Harris should take his place in Chaosmongers' list. Clive will always be remembered as having a beard though.
and I've got pretty big side burns if thats any help...
What kind of beard are you growing cyborg? A goatee, a Sir Clive or a full on DLT? I never imagined you to be the beard type, but Im sure you look dashing.
as for Badbeard, I heard he'd been boarded on the cornish coast by customs, appaerntly he's being held in Mousehole till he can explain where he came by 600 barrels of rum. I think his first mate has caught syphilis as well, so its a bit of a bad time.
On 2004-02-01 23:45, mel the bell wrote:
is his first mate "master bates" ? :p
I think that must be the 10000th time that classic pun has been used, I guess the old ones are the best. :)
But no, I think his name was actually Warren Anker. :D
Just to alter the balance of beardness, here is the top ten of beard wearers:
1. BadBeard
2. Sir Clive
3. Noel Edmonds
4. Alan Sugar
5. Jeff Minter
6. Kevin Toms
7. Dave Lee Travis
8. Richard Stilgoe
9. Santa Claus
10. Clare Short
Oi!
And this picture was taken about 30 minutes ago, so it's well up to date...
But good god I'd sell my soul to get one. How cool does that bloke look, he just looks like he'd be CRAAZIIE at a party, wooing all the ladies with his amusing moustache based anecdotes.
Or does he just look like a twat?
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Proper BO! I tell thee!!!!
[ This Message was edited by: stupidget on 2004-03-09 16:23 ]
But good god I'd sell my sole to get one. How cool does that bloke look, he just looks like he'd be CRAAZIIE at a party, wooing all the ladies with his amusing moustache based anecdotes.
Wow... that is a beard and a half! And it only took 30 minutes to grow it? Blimey!
I thought i would take some stick mentioning on a forum that I didn't care that I had a mullet haircut (being a bit of an 80's metal fan that i am), but now the beards and buggering handles (sideburns) are coming out of the woodwork like crazy.
So here we are mop pickers! Here's this weeks latest up to date chart of our nations favourite soup strainers, sideburns, and birds nests...
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TOP TICKLERS CHART
week ending 9/4/04
======================
1. MIGHTY DOPETHRONE *NEW ENTRY*
2. BADBEARD *Last weeks #1*
3. SHAROPOLIS *NEW ENTRY*
4. KEVIN TOMS
5. ANNE ROBINSON
6. CYBORG * NEW ENTRY *
7. MATTHEW SMITH
8. ALAN SUGAR
9. FREDDIE MERCURY * NEW ENTRY *
10. JEFF MINTER
This weeks top ten, sponsored by 'THATCH-U-LIKE' beard and facial hair tonic. Down five places to number ten, is JEFF 'YAK THE HAIRY' MINTER, who has been too busy writing Gamecube games to increase his beard productivity. At NINE we have a new entry from FREDDIE MERCURY, who's new brand of scrotum tickler now qualifies for the chart. At EIGHT we have Alan 'Bearded Clam' Sugar. At SEVEN we have MATTHEW SMITH, whos rather threadbare offering was last witnessed on the TV program THUMB CANDY. Another new entry at number six is CYBORG, who hasn't been growing it very long - so watch this space. At five, we have that nasty moustachioed turps-nudger ANNE ROBINSON. At Four is KEVIN TOMS who is much better at growing beards than writing football games in BASIC. SHAROPOLIS takes the number 3 spot, with a pair of beauties that Amos Brierly would be proud of. BADBEARD is at number two this week, due to the fact that he's a pirate apparently. Which leaves this weeks number one spot to the MIGHTY DOPETHRONE, the fourth member of ZZ TOP.
On 2004-03-09 21:31, Sharopolis wrote:
Separated at birth?
Wos's very own Mighty Dopethone:
and Professor Denzil Dextor of Fast Show Fame:
You are aware, aren't you, that I am a chemist... hence I have everything bar the glasses...
On 2004-03-09 22:37, chaosmongers wrote:
Wow... that is a beard and a half! And it only took 30 minutes to grow it? Blimey!
Not quite. It's been sitting in this state for nearly two years now...
I thought i would take some stick mentioning on a forum that I didn't care that I had a mullet haircut (being a bit of an 80's metal fan that i am), but now the beards and buggering handles (sideburns) are coming out of the woodwork like crazy.
Photo!
I want to see the mullet...
...Which leaves this weeks number one spot to the MIGHTY DOPETHRONE, the fourth member of ZZ TOP.
I prefer to think of myself as the fifth member of Orange Goblin.
Incidentally, before the link dies, I will post this...
Although beardless now, when he DID have a beard, Clive Sinclair was beating good looking birds off with a shitty stick.
A bald man, who drives around in an electric slipper, and probably talks about computers all day long.... and he's a success with women! There must be something about that mystic sex beard power thing..
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Beard references, whether it be yours, Clive's, Alan Sugar's, or Kevin Tom's have seen a marked decline in recent weeks.
Just to alter the balance of beardness, here is the top ten of beard wearers:
1. BadBeard
2. Sir Clive
3. Noel Edmonds
4. Alan Sugar
5. Jeff Minter
6. Kevin Toms
7. Dave Lee Travis
8. Richard Stilgoe
9. Santa Claus
10. Clare Short
https://discordapp.com/invite/cZt59EQ
Oh no thats Penelope Cruze!
Can that satisfying your facial hair enhanced poster longings?
What kind of beard are you growing cyborg? A goatee, a Sir Clive or a full on DLT? I never imagined you to be the beard type, but Im sure you look dashing.
as for Badbeard, I heard he'd been boarded on the cornish coast by customs, appaerntly he's being held in Mousehole till he can explain where he came by 600 barrels of rum. I think his first mate has caught syphilis as well, so its a bit of a bad time.
I think that must be the 10000th time that classic pun has been used, I guess the old ones are the best. :)
But no, I think his name was actually Warren Anker. :D
https://discordapp.com/invite/cZt59EQ
Bytes:Chuntey - Spectrum tech blog.
Nah, thats just silly - it's Sea Man Stains.
Oi!
And this picture was taken about 30 minutes ago, so it's well up to date...
Take a butcher's
Lost my Nomad crown and now this.
Geez I can't take any more.
*reaches for the paracetomol*
http://www.kidders.com/mc/cb35.htm
But good god I'd sell my soul to get one. How cool does that bloke look, he just looks like he'd be CRAAZIIE at a party, wooing all the ladies with his amusing moustache based anecdotes.
Or does he just look like a twat?
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Proper BO! I tell thee!!!!
[ This Message was edited by: stupidget on 2004-03-09 16:23 ]
Mmm, made with real hair.
Er, right second time.
Wos's very own Mighty Dopethone:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/thehandofjimmer/junk/me_2004.jpg
and Professor Denzil Dextor of Fast Show Fame:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/denzil_dexter.shtml
;)
Wow... that is a beard and a half! And it only took 30 minutes to grow it? Blimey!
I thought i would take some stick mentioning on a forum that I didn't care that I had a mullet haircut (being a bit of an 80's metal fan that i am), but now the beards and buggering handles (sideburns) are coming out of the woodwork like crazy.
Whoohoo!
:)
======================
TOP TICKLERS CHART
week ending 9/4/04
======================
1. MIGHTY DOPETHRONE *NEW ENTRY*
2. BADBEARD *Last weeks #1*
3. SHAROPOLIS *NEW ENTRY*
4. KEVIN TOMS
5. ANNE ROBINSON
6. CYBORG * NEW ENTRY *
7. MATTHEW SMITH
8. ALAN SUGAR
9. FREDDIE MERCURY * NEW ENTRY *
10. JEFF MINTER
This weeks top ten, sponsored by 'THATCH-U-LIKE' beard and facial hair tonic. Down five places to number ten, is JEFF 'YAK THE HAIRY' MINTER, who has been too busy writing Gamecube games to increase his beard productivity. At NINE we have a new entry from FREDDIE MERCURY, who's new brand of scrotum tickler now qualifies for the chart. At EIGHT we have Alan 'Bearded Clam' Sugar. At SEVEN we have MATTHEW SMITH, whos rather threadbare offering was last witnessed on the TV program THUMB CANDY. Another new entry at number six is CYBORG, who hasn't been growing it very long - so watch this space. At five, we have that nasty moustachioed turps-nudger ANNE ROBINSON. At Four is KEVIN TOMS who is much better at growing beards than writing football games in BASIC. SHAROPOLIS takes the number 3 spot, with a pair of beauties that Amos Brierly would be proud of. BADBEARD is at number two this week, due to the fact that he's a pirate apparently. Which leaves this weeks number one spot to the MIGHTY DOPETHRONE, the fourth member of ZZ TOP.
You are aware, aren't you, that I am a chemist... hence I have everything bar the glasses...
Not quite. It's been sitting in this state for nearly two years now...
Photo!
I want to see the mullet...
I prefer to think of myself as the fifth member of Orange Goblin.
Incidentally, before the link dies, I will post this...
http://www.rdrop.com/~half/Personal/Gallery/LavaLamp.jpg
(Or invisibility, i can't quite remember.)
I think you will find that is BEER.
Yes, it is.
No, it gives you psyched sexual powers, which isn't the same thing really, but I suppose it's just as erm...interesting.
Bytes:Chuntey - Spectrum tech blog.
* Chucks razor in bin *
A bald man, who drives around in an electric slipper, and probably talks about computers all day long.... and he's a success with women! There must be something about that mystic sex beard power thing..