You bunch of complete wossers

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  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    As you can tell by this dig at me...

    It was between me and AJMoss ! (Think we've had a few 'disagreements')
    We've had one disagreement: it just keeps flaring up every now and again. In that regard, it's rather similar to the Hundred Years' War.

    I should point out that I've got my very own diploma from spaz-school, signed by the one and only Simon Baron-Cohen (1) (2) (3) ...

    (1) Google.
    (2) No relation to Sacha.
    (3) Seriously. *NO* relation to Sacha.


    ... which is supposed to explain all this to prospective employers / blokes-down-the-pub. But what this medical dispensation-to-fuck-up doesn't say is that the best thing to do with it is to stick it in a safe somewhere and never mention it again.

    I suppose the more four-eyed twats he can get wandering around bumping into lamp-posts, the more secure his funding source becomes.
    psj3809 wrote:
    Someone brought up a game about bullfighting, i am not crazy to think that someone who plays a bullfighting game is some sick person or that but naturally a game about bullfighting will bring up the topic about the sick 'sport'. Just like someone talking about Match Day will have chat about the premiership etc in the same thread.

    As far as I'm concerned, I came away from that cry-a-thon with a moral victory and my dignity intact. Provoke me enough, and I'll explain precisely why, down to the nearest fucking T-state.
  • edited April 2009
    ajmoss wrote: »
    We've had one disagreement: it just keeps flaring up every now and again. In that regard, it's rather similar to the Hundred Years' War.

    Two now! :lol:
  • edited April 2009
    ajmoss wrote: »
    Provoke me enough, and I'll explain precisely why, down to the nearest fucking T-state.

    The Speccy had procreational T-states??? (... or just you?)
  • edited April 2009
    Some people just can't last more than 1/3500000 of a second.
    Joefish
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  • edited April 2009
    ive been thinking of some of the "characters" that have come and gone on here since ive been here, but tbh my minds a bit meh.

    so post your fave wos characters that have passed on.

    ill start

    rubberkeys


    Er......Im not gone :p
  • edited April 2009
    Lets celebrate with a mongy lard link!

    lard.jpg
  • edited April 2009
    ajmoss wrote: »
    As far as I'm concerned, I came away from that cry-a-thon with a moral victory and my dignity intact. Provoke me enough, and I'll explain precisely why, down to the nearest fucking T-state.

    Hey you're a Speccy user so I love ya ajmoss ! The odd disagreement is good, plus it increases my typing speed with all those replies ;)
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    Er......Im not gone :p

    Errr ? I thought you wanted to go ? Then you wanted to get banned ?

    This is like Eastenders. We all know on the friday night episode rubberkeys will be on his own, get out the vodka and then it'll all happen again.

    Like a crappy Craig David song - got drunk on friday, posted crap on WOS on saturday, posted pics of burds with huge tits on sunday, got banned on monday and begged forgiveness (again) on tuesday.
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Errr ? I thought you wanted to go ? Then you wanted to get banned ?

    This is like Eastenders. We all know on the friday night episode rubberkeys will be on his own, get out the vodka and then it'll all happen again.

    Like a crappy Craig David song - got drunk on friday, posted crap on WOS on saturday, posted pics of burds with huge tits on sunday, got banned on monday and begged forgiveness (again) on tuesday.

    He could be banned during the weekends :grin: but keep his WoSsership intact during the work-week.
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Errr ? I thought you wanted to go ? Then you wanted to get banned ?

    This is like Eastenders. We all know on the friday night episode rubberkeys will be on his own, get out the vodka and then it'll all happen again.

    Like a crappy Craig David song - got drunk on friday, posted crap on WOS on saturday, posted pics of burds with huge tits on sunday, got banned on monday and begged forgiveness (again) on tuesday.

    Nah, I didnt want to be banned...

    I posted a "dodgy" link to a website, and got banned :sad:

    Doesnt matter....Im back now! :p
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    Doesnt matter....Im back now! :p

    Please no drunken 'what am i doing with my life' type posts over the weekend though ! Get drunk, see your mates, have a laugh. Dont get drunk and then go onto forums !

    Come on fella, you can do it !
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »

    Doesnt matter....Im back for now! :p

    Fixed for ya!
  • edited April 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    Fixed for ya!

    HAHA think I got banned on my 400 post too!!! :p:p
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    HAHA think I got banned on my 400 post too!!! :p:p

    Dread to think what happens on post 666 !!

    You have to go to that retro event in September, be good to meet up with Miles, Mel the bell and yourself !
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Dread to think what happens on post 666 !!

    You have to go to that retro event in September, be good to meet up with Miles, Mel the bell and yourself !


    A frightening combo. I bet the pasty will be there too undercover.
  • edited April 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    A frightening combo. I bet the pasty will be there too undercover.

    what as? a normal member of society?
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Dread to think what happens on post 666 !!

    You have to go to that retro event in September, be good to meet up with Miles, Mel the bell and yourself !

    I may just do that! :p:p
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    I may just do that! :p:p

    That event is in Manchester right?....You'll be in your element up there....lots of 'Sharons' with white high heels to be had for a bag of chips.
  • edited April 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    That event is in Manchester right?....You'll be in your element up there....lots of 'Sharons' with white high heels to be had for a bag of chips.

    Nah even better, Huddersfield in Yorkshire, theyre easy pickings there, just ask Miles ;)
    beanz wrote: »
    A frightening combo. I bet the pasty will be there too undercover.

    I hope not as i might get assassinated by him ;)
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Nah even better, Huddersfield in Yorkshire, theyre easy pickings there, just ask Miles ;)

    yes they are all impressed by the sound of a posh southern man with tales of the big smoke. :p
  • edited April 2009
    mile wrote: »
    yes they are all impressed by the sound of a posh southern man with tales of the big smoke. :p

    Thats what i was thinking. With you by my side you can act as an interpreter as one finds it difficult understanding these northern folk.
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Thats what i was thinking. With you by my side you can act as an interpreter as one finds it difficult understanding these northern folk.

    yeah as long as you give me a couple of groats for me trouble, g'vnor.
  • edited April 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    That event is in Manchester right?....You'll be in your element up there....lots of 'Sharons' with white high heels to be had for a bag of chips.

    ;) Are they "full figured" girls with big breasts?? :lol:
  • edited April 2009
    mile wrote: »
    yeah as long as you give me a couple of groats for me trouble, g'vnor.

    Thats my boy, now run along and join the other peasant children. I'll ring the bell when i require you.
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    ;) Are they "full figured" girls with big breasts?? :lol:

    Believe me the woman serving food at the Byte-Back event in March you would have liked. Big big breasted woman
  • edited April 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Thats my boy, now run along and join the other peasant children. I'll ring the bell when i require you.

    taken out of context that sentance would sound very dodgy. :D
  • edited April 2009
    mile wrote: »
    taken out of context that sentance would sound very dodgy. :D

    Ha ha very true ! Oops !
  • edited April 2009
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    ;) Are they "full figured" girls with big breasts?? :lol:

    rubberkeys is back????????????????????????????????
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited April 2009
    yeah you should come rubberkeys, there are three lapdancing bars in the town. one is really posh, with very beautifull girls, the other two are dodgy as fuck but the girls will suck you off for a price.
  • edited April 2009
    mile wrote: »
    yeah you should come rubberkeys, there are three lapdancing bars in the town. one is really posh, with very beautifull girls, the other two are dodgy as fuck but the girls will suck you off for a price.

    I can see rubberkeys reaction now, shouting SOLD at his monitor after reading the above ! ;)
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