Present from my one night stand woman...(clap)

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  • edited May 2009
    IN31 wrote: »
    You have to tell your partner so they can get treated as well. I came clean about the one night stand a couple of weeks ago and warned it that I think I may have something.

    Better that if I did not say anything and came home one day and said 'I shagged that woman round the corner and she has given me a dose and you, her and her husband need to make an appointment'. Sort of ruins the evening...

    This sort of things can make or break a marriage but surprising this has made us stronger. I fucked up..it will never happen again.

    couldn't you have mashed up the antibiotics and put them in her food?
  • edited May 2009
    mile wrote: »
    couldn't you have mashed up the antibiotics and put them in her food?
    In addition you cannot have sex of any kind (condom or not) when on the antibiotics as you risk re-infection for two weeks.
  • edited May 2009
    IN31 wrote: »
    In addition you cannot have sex of any kind (condom or not) when on the antibiotics as you risk re-infection for two weeks.

    then you mash up some heroin into her food, she will loose her sex drive too! then you don't have to answer any awkward questions.

    or that stuff they put inot prison food to stop the inmates bumming each other.
  • edited May 2009
    mile wrote: »
    then you mash up some heroin into her food, she will loose her sex drive too! then you don't have to answer any awkward questions.

    or that stuff they put into prison food to stop the inmates bumming each other.

    Antiagra?
  • edited May 2009
    i think its bromide
  • edited May 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i think its bromide

    Bloody hell she gets everywhere!

    I got an STD from her too.
  • edited May 2009
    Have to be Victor Mature for once !.....

    Mate ! Aren't you paranoid about catching stuff or even worse getting a one night stand pregnant ?

    I'm not mr straight and narrow but in my 20's which i spent the majority being a 'lad' and sleeping around a fair bit, i was always sooooo paranoid about catching something (STD, Aids etc) i always 'clunked clicked' every trip as i was so paranoid about STD's. Also the thought of getting a one night stand pregnant was a nightmare to me.

    My best mate always used to say 'yeah i was careful, she was on the pill', i was like 'mateeeee, yeah she might not get pregnant but these girls who sleep around (same for the blokes !) could have anything'.

    If i was single again and sleeping around i would still be so careful, you just dont know what anyones got and like i say getting some girl pregnant would have been a mare.

    Said before ages ago, one of our mates got a one night stand pregnant, he did stay by her (married her etc) but he wouldnt have been with her now if she didnt have his kid. However when he was chatting her up he never realised how many kids she already had, think she was 22, had 4 kids already ! Someone that potent i wouldnt even shake their hand !
  • edited May 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    I'm not mr straight and narrow but in my 20's which i spent the majority being a 'lad' and sleeping around a fair bit, i was always sooooo paranoid about catching something (STD, Aids etc) i always 'clunked clicked' every trip as i was so paranoid about STD's. Also the thought of getting a one night stand pregnant was a nightmare to me.
    As mentioned I did wear a condom..
  • edited May 2009
    I never bare-backed during my mating years. Although if I was that drunk I just shoved it up the wrong-un and blamed the Special Brew.
  • edited May 2009
    I never bare-backed during my mating years. Although if I was that drunk I just shoved it up the wrong-un and blamed the Special Brew.

    Hence the nick?
  • edited May 2009
    IN31 wrote: »
    As mentioned I did wear a condom..

    DOH ! Apologies mate, somehow missed that vital bit out !

    Yep unlucky then mate, sorry for misreading your original post
  • edited May 2009
    MrCheese wrote: »
    Hence the nick?

    If we're talking about the same sort of thing i dread to think how you got your name Mr Cheese !!
  • edited May 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    If we're talking about the same sort of thing i dread to think how you got your name Mr Cheese !!

    It started out as "CheeseyPoofs". Cartmans (SouthPark) favourite snack, but it was too long for IRC (CheeseyPo) and some forum registrations. "Cheese" seems to be registered all over the place so I prefixed it with "Mr" due to my innate manliness or something...
  • edited May 2009
    MrCheese wrote: »
    It started out as "CheeseyPoofs". Cartmans (SouthPark) favourite snack, but it was too long for IRC (CheeseyPo) and some forum registrations. "Cheese" seems to be registered all over the place so I prefixed it with "Mr" due to my innate manliness or something...

    you should have gone with MrPoof
  • edited May 2009
    The diagnosis was Non-specific urethritis (NSU) which in a lot of cases is caused by chlamydia.

    Bitch :evil:
  • edited May 2009
    We know a song about that, don't we children?
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited May 2009
    Just had blood/swab results back and I don't have:

    HIV
    Chlamydia
    Gonorrhea
    and whatever the other ones were..

    Basically it was non specific willy problems that the antibiotics cure.

    Now who wants a shag? :lol:
  • edited May 2009
    <---- hides his hole...
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited May 2009
    Whenever i see the title 'present from my one night stand woman' i keep picturing a guy in the morning getting a small wrapped up box of ferroro rochers from her to say thanks kinda thing !

    Years ago (after watching men behaving badly) after a one night stand i shook her hand in the morning and said 'well done' and then went. She was laughing by the way !
  • edited May 2009
    Ahhh, but what was she laughing at tho??? :-o
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited May 2009
    polomint wrote: »
    Ahhh, but what was she laughing at tho??? :-o

    ha ha lol.
  • edited May 2009
    joefish wrote: »
    We know a song about that, don't we children?

    Ha ha, didn't notice you post that before, genius! :lol:
  • edited May 2009
    polomint wrote: »
    Ahhh, but what was she laughing at tho??? :-o

    In my defence she had the windows open so i was cold that night
  • edited May 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    In my defence she had the windows open so i was cold that night

    Subzero?
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