Feeling hungy when behind the wheel? Forget McDonals, Burger King or Flame Grilled Burgers. Once you have tried a delicious exhaust smoked burger there is no going back!
Stop insects crawling over your monitor on hot summer nights.
Put brightly coloured images of yellow and black bugs on your desktop. In the insect world yellow and black spells danger. Your monitor will scare the insects away.
When I'm taking a leak, and you're a woman with nothing to do, come and shake my willy. It's a great way to spend 1 and a half minutes and meet people.
They actually use this in hospitals. Apparently, (from another forum about someone's stay in care) on someone's notes at the end of the bed, it said "Number 4 - it was massive!".
EDIT - and it might be where the phase "7 types of sh*t" comes from - as in "I kicked 7 types of sh*t out of him!"
They actually use this in hospitals. Apparently, (from another forum about someone's stay in care) on someone's notes at the end of the bed, it said "Number 4 - it was massive!".
EDIT - and it might be where the phase "7 types of sh*t" comes from - as in "I kicked 7 types of sh*t out of him!"
Ah, those Bristoolians have too much time on their hands.
After insulting someone, don't apologize. Make things right by going around the world insulting everyone else instead.
Kinda reminds me of that one guy who did that one thing ... you know ... he lived forever and then he got bored with it, traveled around the universe and systematically slapped people in the face.
Kinda reminds me of that one guy who did that one thing ... you know ... he lived forever and then he got bored with it, traveled around the universe and systematically slapped people in the face.
Yeah, it was in one of the "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy" novels. There was also another bloke who was, unbeknownst to him, a rain God, and it was constantly raining everywhere he went.
Comments
No chance!
instead of whiskey on your cornflakes, try milk. you will seem less disorientated come lunchtime.
HA HA!
That one is funny ... I think I might even tell my mother this joke ... she laughs at poojokes.
When you are having a poo don't wipe your ass at all get one of these!!
:lol:
that looks like the guy from boozefreeks avatar, in fact you've named the file boozefreak. :)
Oi you bastard! That's the second time you've posted that up :D
When being a bastard, post the same top tip twice.
Put brightly coloured images of yellow and black bugs on your desktop. In the insect world yellow and black spells danger. Your monitor will scare the insects away.
They actually use this in hospitals. Apparently, (from another forum about someone's stay in care) on someone's notes at the end of the bed, it said "Number 4 - it was massive!".
EDIT - and it might be where the phase "7 types of sh*t" comes from - as in "I kicked 7 types of sh*t out of him!"
Ah, those Bristoolians have too much time on their hands.
When farting in the presence of others:
Kinda reminds me of that one guy who did that one thing ... you know ... he lived forever and then he got bored with it, traveled around the universe and systematically slapped people in the face.
That's the wrong chart. Here, corrected
Yeah, it was in one of the "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy" novels. There was also another bloke who was, unbeknownst to him, a rain God, and it was constantly raining everywhere he went.
LOL!
Why does one bowl have the word "CAT" written on it? Can your pets read?