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  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Yep! That's it! How did you get a copy of my TV advertisment?

    LOL!

    Why does one bowl have the word "CAT" written on it? Can your pets read?

    Nah, it's for their illiterate keeper ... the bast keeps mixing up the cat bowls with his own.

    I'm fairly sure all the bowls say "Good Cat" on them ... or that's what the cats say at least.
  • zx1zx1
    edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    When having a pooh in a public toilet, make sure you take this chart with you so you can tell the people outside exactly what you did.

    350px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

    You're not right in the head! I think years of programming speccy games has destroyed your mind!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited May 2009
    zx1 wrote: »
    You're not right in the head! I think years of programming speccy games has destroyed your mind!

    Along with all the other WoSsers who have posted the same pic in the last few years.
  • edited May 2009
    Coming soon...

    SAUCER!

    (Special FX by Jof)


    (And that chart is REAL!)
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Coming soon...

    SAUCER!

    You're a QUACK!!!
  • edited May 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    You're a QUACK!!!

    That's an animatronic duck that! It took ages to make.
  • edited May 2009
    STUDENTS. Stop people coming into your room at night and trying to suck your feet when you are asleep, by placing button mushrooms between your toes.
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    STUDENTS. Stop people coming into your room at night and trying to suck your feet when you are asleep, by placing button mushrooms between your toes.

    Top Tip Retort:
    Visit this site.
  • edited May 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Top Tip Retort:
    Visit this site.
    It can spread to other parts of the body, can cause jock itch
    ?????????
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    ?????????

    Stop scratching your sack with your toes!!!
  • edited May 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Stop scratching your sack with your toes!!!

    Not a problem. If could do this I would!
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Not a problem. If I could do this I would!

    Scratch your sack with your toes?

    or

    Stop scratching your sack with your toes?

    *confuddled*
  • edited May 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Scratch your sack with your toes?

    or

    Stop scratching your sack with your toes?

    *confuddled*

    Both!

    Have you seen my animatronic foot what I made...

    foot.jpg
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Both!

    Have you seen my animatronic foot what I made...

    foot.jpg

    You've got a hairy foot ... and that's one life-like piece of animatronic doohickie there on the right.
  • edited May 2009
    The mechanisms buggered now - the joystick no longer makes things wiggle!

    foot1.jpg
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    The mechanisms buggered now - the joystick no longer makes things wiggle!

    Top Tip Retort:

    Tools -> Options -> Controllers -> Under Keyboard tab -> Keystick Emulates -> User Defined.
  • edited May 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Top Tip Retort:

    Tools -> Options -> Controllers -> Under Keyboard tab -> Keystick Emulates -> User Defined.

    Nope. Still doesn't work. I think it needs a new flaffa valve.
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Nope. Still doesn't work. I think it needs a new flaffa valve.

    Look behind the sofa?
  • edited May 2009
    ANIMATRONIC COMPONENT SUPLIERS. Sell sofas with flaffa valves stored behind them. That way, when customers run out, they have a spare supply easily at hand.
  • edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    ANIMATRONIC COMPONENT SUPLIERS. Sell sofas with flaffa valves stored behind them. That way, when customers run out of them, they have a spare supply easily at hand.

    Customers running out of sofas ... I'd pay Milesy to watch that!
  • zx1zx1
    edited May 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    When having a pooh in a public toilet, make sure you take this chart with you so you can tell the people outside exactly what you did.

    350px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

    Just done a type 2.......
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited May 2009
    I did a type 3.5 earlier, felt like it was about 15 feet long :lol:

    Really need to lay off the Burritos :D
    Every night is curry night!
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