This song is called ?Making Love,? and it?s basically a guide about how to tell your kids, who are too young to understand, why they hear mommy and daddy?s bed creaking at night, or why they hear them making funny sounds.
It's actually quite a nice little tune and done really well. But the subject matter? NO!
Do you remember that biggish building things that you went to years ago? School, I think it was called. And they taught you stuff?
Well, this just plopped through my letter box and has this to say...
"2 x Donner Wraps, 1 chips, 1 onion rings & 2 cans of drink"
I want 1 chips. I want 1 onions rings. GRRRR!
And my lunch. Not good.
And those are my Mum's curtains which she put up. She hates me. I just wish she would stop hiding around the corner waiting for me to got out and changing everything!
What have they done to the general look of Pot Noodle?
I've been out of Blighty too long! :o
EDIT Sweet n' Sour yeuch! That's the least edible one, it actually tastes like vomit, and I'm not joking.
The Chow Mein ones are OK, do they still do Beef and Tomato? They seemed to vanish, they tasted alright, but were sickly, I could never finish a whole one.
The Pot Spaghetti were OK (vanished and came back as Pot Pasta, which were still OK I suppose).
What have they done to the general look of Pot Noodle?
I've been out of Blighty too long! :o
EDIT Sweet n' Sour yeuch! That's the least edible one, it actually tastes like vomit, and I'm not joking.
The Chow Mein ones are OK, do they still do Beef and Tomato? They seemed to vanish, they tasted alright, but were sickly, I could never finish a whole one.
The Pot Spaghetti were OK (vanished and came back as Pot Pasta, which were still OK I suppose).
I'm sure they did a Pot Sweet years ago, apple crumble or something...or am i just in the wrong ball park?
Remind me never to go out early in the morning on a Friday or Saturday.
I attract nutters!
Some bloke didn't want his misses being filmed and grabbed my by the throat. She was just shouting "Don't film my tits!"
I had to drag some really fit bird off of a duel carridge way (no shoes - ace flowery dress) and bung her into a taxi - me and the cab driver had to search her bag and use her mobile phone to find out where she lived!
This is getting too dangerous!
Some big bloke and his girlfriend and his mate was infront of me in the queue at the all night garage. He ordered about 10 packets of condoms, and I turned to his mate and said "Your arse is going to be sore tomorrow!". For some reason they didn't see the funny side! How I got away alive I'll never know!
MMMMM Munchies, they used to be one of my fave chocs, fortunately I don't have to go without here in the US as they sell them in Barnes and Noble. The mint ones as well, I'll still eat the mint ones but I still call them Mintolas, I refuse to refer to them as mint munchies.
MMMMM Munchies, they used to be one of my fave chocs, fortunately I don't have to go without here in the US as they sell them in Barnes and Noble. The mint ones as well, I'll still eat the mint ones but I still call them Mintolas, I refuse to refer to them as mint munchies.
They are bit like "After Eights" aren't they. Not seen them for years!
I had to drag some really fit bird off of a duel carridge way (no shoes - ace flowery dress) and bung her into a taxi - me and the cab driver had to search her bag and use her mobile phone to find out where she lived!
my daughter was woken up on Saturday morning about ten to two, by people shouting and arguing on the road outside.
Discover @ 10:00 on Saturday morning with the news that there where 2 stabbings 100 meters along the road. Sunday brought us the news that one of them died, apparently 4 guys where set upon with a mixture of screwdrivers, crowbars and knives!
My daughter is upset as she things she should have called the cops, though it didn't seem to be much more than the usual drunken arseholes.
Why are there so many violent pricks roaming our streets?
EDIT: the question would be more why you weren't rifling through her knickers - but still i'm sure it's interesting.
Oi! I'm a gentleman!
There's not much to it really. Just some pissed up bird, lost. And I helped out. The taxi driver probably took her up a dark alley, and took her up a dark alley. But I did my bit. And that's all that counts!
my daughter was woken up on Saturday morning about ten to two, by people shouting and arguing on the road outside.
Discover @ 10:00 on Saturday morning with the news that there where 2 stabbings 100 meters along the road. Sunday brought us the news that one of them died, apparently 4 guys where set upon with a mixture of screwdrivers, crowbars and knives!
My daughter is upset as she things she should have called the cops, though it didn't seem to be much more than the usual drunken arseholes.
Why are there so many violent pricks roaming our streets?
well one less by the sounds of it! it'd be a pity that some of the persons involved were not looking for a fight, but if every party involved was out for it...
how old is you daughter? (no i'm not being a perv). it only takes a second to get stabbed, so calling the fuzz probably wouldn't have made any difference.
i think you worry about the things in life you can control and let the rest look after itself.
There's not much to it really. Just some pissed up bird, lost. And I helped out. The taxi driver probably took her up a dark alley, and took her up a dark alley. But I did my bit. And that's all that counts!
It was a nice dress though.
most women want gentlemen to rifle them and not some dirt bag.
well one less by the sounds of it! it'd be a pity that some of the persons involved were not looking for a fight, but if every party involved was out for it...
how old is you daughter? (no i'm not being a perv). it only takes a second to get stabbed, so calling the fuzz probably wouldn't have made any difference.
i think you worry about the things in life you can control and let the rest look after itself.
Having been been the victim of 4 unprovoked (assaults in the last 20 years including being glassed twice)I will reserve judgement on the victim and reserve my hatred for the ones who where equipped for violence (3 of them have been arrested).
She's 16, well that's what I told her, even if she had phoned by the time Mr Plod turned (if the cops bothered) they guy would have been stabbed anyway. It didn't make her feel much better though.
Well I try to teach my kids how to try to be aware of their surroundings and minimise risk.
Considering my nephew was shot in the legs, for objecting to a guy pushing in front of him in a pub.
Having been been the victim of 4 unprovoked (assaults in the last 20 years including being glassed twice)I will reserve judgement on the victim and reserve my hatred for the ones who where equipped for violence (3 of them have been arrested).
She's 16, well that's what I told her, even if she had phoned by the time Mr Plod turned (if the cops bothered) they guy would have been stabbed anyway. It didn't make her feel much better though.
Well I try to teach my kids how to try to be aware of their surroundings and minimise risk.
Considering my nephew was shot in the legs, for objecting to a guy pushing in front of him in a pub.
f**k that. i don't know how you can live in environment like that. i wouldn't move to capital city here because i don't want all of that kind of hassle, even though there is no work where i live currently.
i think one of the better things you can do is be fit and train. i did combined arts with about 7 other lads. for me it was purely for fitness and 2-3 of the lads were black belts that wanted to train themselves. when you have the confidence of a couple of years training you should know what to do intuitively. althought with a hand gun i've been told run. in most cases the assailant will miss and if they do hit you it could be a good chance they will not hit any major organ. easier said that done i know.
I got stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors when I was 14 years old, and inch up or down from where the mark is now and I may not be here now. I've also been stabbed in the leg with a needle, a very scary experience.
This one doesn't really count as it was my best mate and he was supposed to miss, but he stabbed me in the knee with a corkscrew, reet painful that was.
Last time someone pulled a knife on me was back in 2005, I've told the story a few times on here now, I won't do it again, I keep trying to forget about it tbh, I was the victim initially and I still can't help but feeling bad for what I did to my assailant. Even though most people who know about it say I was in the right :roll:
the bottom line is that men fight when they know they'll get away with it. whatever "getting away with it" is depends on a range of things. me being a biker looks like the kind of person that after kicking the snot out of you will ram something up your arse just before i cut your throat. yet, i've never been involved in street fighting (being attacked) so luckily i've been spared the assaults the above have posted.
Well I try to teach my kids how to try to be aware of their surroundings and minimise risk.
is very true. if you look like prey then you will be prey. again this goes back to men fighting when they know they'll get away with it. most animals attack under the act of surprise and if that's lost then they might have lost the edge that they needed.
I got stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors when I was 14 years old, and inch up or down from where the mark is now and I may not be here now. I've also been stabbed in the leg with a needle, a very scary experience.
This one doesn't really count as it was my best mate and he was supposed to miss, but he stabbed me in the knee with a corkscrew, reet painful that was.
Last time someone pulled a knife on me was back in 2005, I've told the story a few times on here now, I won't do it again, I keep trying to forget about it tbh, I was the victim initially and I still can't help but feeling bad for what I did to my assailant. Even though most people who know about it say I was in the right :roll:
i like the ethos of being buddhist. i wouldn't be very enlightened though. i'm not telling you what you should have or should be doing, but i think if there is anything to death i think buddha is closest to it. but even with buddha you have the right do defend yourself (and others i think). sometimes there are no options in the matter.
f**k that. i don't know how you can live in environment like that. i wouldn't move to capital city here because i don't want all of that kind of hassle, even though there is no work where i live currently.
i think one of the better things you can do is be fit and train. i did combined arts with about 7 other lads. for me it was purely for fitness and 2-3 of the lads were black belts that wanted to train themselves. when you have the confidence of a couple of years training you should know what to do intuitively. althought with a hand gun i've been told run. in most cases the assailant will miss and if they do hit you it could be a good chance they will not hit any major organ. easier said that done i know.
I don't even live in a capital city (I escaped London about 20 months ago) and live in a 'respectable' part of town. The problem is that being near a main road and near a city centre you get a lot of arseholes passing through :(
If you are more than 3 feet away from an attacker he can't stab or hit you, and over about 12 feet most untrained gunmen will miss.
When I did Taekwon Do & akido you where taught :
Look confident,
Be aware of your surroundings,
RUN if you have the option,
If running wasn't an option then :
Confusing them is a good course of action (Derren Brown makes that point in his very good book) it gives you the opportunity to RUN!
If that doesn't work then fight dirty and do maximum damage possible to the biggest one first (it discourages the smaller ones) Then RUN !
Unfortunitely the times I have been attacked it has been completely out of the blue or with my wife (and another couple) and ensuring the escape of the womenfolk had the highest priority (and they still attacked my mates wife).
Sadly theres just so many idiots out there. I still drink but not as much, back in my 20's me and my mates all drunk, we got hammered but we were just 'happy' drunks, didnt turn into mini rambos trying to fight people, or break peoples fences, smash bottles etc. We had a good time in the pubs and then walked home quietly without causing aggro.
You just get so many idiots who have a babycham and think theyre Mike Tyson
You just get so many idiots who have a babycham and think theyre Mike Tyson
Newcastle on a friday and saturday :lol:
The bar at the top of my street had almost weekly brawls between gangs of 18-21 year old burberry and fred perry jumper wearing twats quite often.
A lot of the time my best mates dad had to drive through the middle of the dumb fuckers, because we both worked at WHSmiths, and had to get to work.
Seen the little bastards punching the car windows as we drove past and allsorts.
Next day though when they're sober I bet they're quiet as anything, it's sad, I've had to slap a few cheeky young un's on my way back home late at night cos' they follow you and won't fuck off when you tell em' to.
But I'm short and I wear glasses, and the whole looking like a victim thing plays a big part in that, I just hope the couple of dicks I've clobbered now think that picking on someone who looks like easy eating may not be the best idea (and not encouraged them to take a weapon with them instead).
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Well, this just plopped through my letter box and has this to say...
"2 x Donner Wraps, 1 chips, 1 onion rings & 2 cans of drink"
I want 1 chips. I want 1 onions rings. GRRRR!
And my lunch. Not good.
And those are my Mum's curtains which she put up. She hates me. I just wish she would stop hiding around the corner waiting for me to got out and changing everything!
I've been out of Blighty too long! :o
EDIT Sweet n' Sour yeuch! That's the least edible one, it actually tastes like vomit, and I'm not joking.
The Chow Mein ones are OK, do they still do Beef and Tomato? They seemed to vanish, they tasted alright, but were sickly, I could never finish a whole one.
The Pot Spaghetti were OK (vanished and came back as Pot Pasta, which were still OK I suppose).
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/frobush/flowers.AVI
I'm sure they did a Pot Sweet years ago, apple crumble or something...or am i just in the wrong ball park?
Free Ads! Aren't they just grait!
"Pot Sweet, dessert rather than savoury flavour"
In your face :-P
I attract nutters!
Some bloke didn't want his misses being filmed and grabbed my by the throat. She was just shouting "Don't film my tits!"
I had to drag some really fit bird off of a duel carridge way (no shoes - ace flowery dress) and bung her into a taxi - me and the cab driver had to search her bag and use her mobile phone to find out where she lived!
This is getting too dangerous!
Some big bloke and his girlfriend and his mate was infront of me in the queue at the all night garage. He ordered about 10 packets of condoms, and I turned to his mate and said "Your arse is going to be sore tomorrow!". For some reason they didn't see the funny side! How I got away alive I'll never know!
They are bit like "After Eights" aren't they. Not seen them for years!
And the rip off Version...
Don't ask.
What was the question again? You want to know how I got a half naked lady into the back of a cab and rifle through her bag?
EDIT: the question would be more why you weren't rifling through her knickers - but still i'm sure it's interesting.
my daughter was woken up on Saturday morning about ten to two, by people shouting and arguing on the road outside.
Discover @ 10:00 on Saturday morning with the news that there where 2 stabbings 100 meters along the road. Sunday brought us the news that one of them died, apparently 4 guys where set upon with a mixture of screwdrivers, crowbars and knives!
My daughter is upset as she things she should have called the cops, though it didn't seem to be much more than the usual drunken arseholes.
Why are there so many violent pricks roaming our streets?
Oi! I'm a gentleman!
There's not much to it really. Just some pissed up bird, lost. And I helped out. The taxi driver probably took her up a dark alley, and took her up a dark alley. But I did my bit. And that's all that counts!
It was a nice dress though.
well one less by the sounds of it! it'd be a pity that some of the persons involved were not looking for a fight, but if every party involved was out for it...
how old is you daughter? (no i'm not being a perv). it only takes a second to get stabbed, so calling the fuzz probably wouldn't have made any difference.
i think you worry about the things in life you can control and let the rest look after itself.
if it was an argument they wouldn't bother showing. if it was a proper fight they might show up.
Having been been the victim of 4 unprovoked (assaults in the last 20 years including being glassed twice)I will reserve judgement on the victim and reserve my hatred for the ones who where equipped for violence (3 of them have been arrested).
She's 16, well that's what I told her, even if she had phoned by the time Mr Plod turned (if the cops bothered) they guy would have been stabbed anyway. It didn't make her feel much better though.
Well I try to teach my kids how to try to be aware of their surroundings and minimise risk.
Considering my nephew was shot in the legs, for objecting to a guy pushing in front of him in a pub.
f**k that. i don't know how you can live in environment like that. i wouldn't move to capital city here because i don't want all of that kind of hassle, even though there is no work where i live currently.
i think one of the better things you can do is be fit and train. i did combined arts with about 7 other lads. for me it was purely for fitness and 2-3 of the lads were black belts that wanted to train themselves. when you have the confidence of a couple of years training you should know what to do intuitively. althought with a hand gun i've been told run. in most cases the assailant will miss and if they do hit you it could be a good chance they will not hit any major organ. easier said that done i know.
This one doesn't really count as it was my best mate and he was supposed to miss, but he stabbed me in the knee with a corkscrew, reet painful that was.
Last time someone pulled a knife on me was back in 2005, I've told the story a few times on here now, I won't do it again, I keep trying to forget about it tbh, I was the victim initially and I still can't help but feeling bad for what I did to my assailant. Even though most people who know about it say I was in the right :roll:
is very true. if you look like prey then you will be prey. again this goes back to men fighting when they know they'll get away with it. most animals attack under the act of surprise and if that's lost then they might have lost the edge that they needed.
I don't even live in a capital city (I escaped London about 20 months ago) and live in a 'respectable' part of town. The problem is that being near a main road and near a city centre you get a lot of arseholes passing through :(
If you are more than 3 feet away from an attacker he can't stab or hit you, and over about 12 feet most untrained gunmen will miss.
When I did Taekwon Do & akido you where taught :
Look confident,
Be aware of your surroundings,
RUN if you have the option,
If running wasn't an option then :
Confusing them is a good course of action (Derren Brown makes that point in his very good book) it gives you the opportunity to RUN!
If that doesn't work then fight dirty and do maximum damage possible to the biggest one first (it discourages the smaller ones) Then RUN !
Unfortunitely the times I have been attacked it has been completely out of the blue or with my wife (and another couple) and ensuring the escape of the womenfolk had the highest priority (and they still attacked my mates wife).
You just get so many idiots who have a babycham and think theyre Mike Tyson
Newcastle on a friday and saturday :lol:
The bar at the top of my street had almost weekly brawls between gangs of 18-21 year old burberry and fred perry jumper wearing twats quite often.
A lot of the time my best mates dad had to drive through the middle of the dumb fuckers, because we both worked at WHSmiths, and had to get to work.
Seen the little bastards punching the car windows as we drove past and allsorts.
Next day though when they're sober I bet they're quiet as anything, it's sad, I've had to slap a few cheeky young un's on my way back home late at night cos' they follow you and won't fuck off when you tell em' to.
But I'm short and I wear glasses, and the whole looking like a victim thing plays a big part in that, I just hope the couple of dicks I've clobbered now think that picking on someone who looks like easy eating may not be the best idea (and not encouraged them to take a weapon with them instead).