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Jacko rushed to hospital with cardiac arrest!

dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
edited June 2009 in Chit chat
Well the shamed king of kiddy fiddling...er I mean pop, has apparently had a cardiac.

It's not written in stone yet, just seen it on the news.

I'll be honest though if he has I can't say I'm really that bothered tbh :rolleyes:
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  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited June 2009
    Oh jaysus no!

    If he goes, imagine the endless tributes and re-releases of his work...

    Live Jacko you feckin' multi-coloured freak...for the love of Galway!
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited June 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Oh jaysus no!

    If he goes, imagine the endless tributes and re-releases of his work...

    Live Jacko you feckin' multi-coloured freak...for the love of Galway!

    rotflmao
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2009
    well its reached bbc
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8119951.stm
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  • HerculesHercules
    edited June 2009
    Sky News said five min ago he's snuffed it.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2009
    somebody just said its suicide?
    sleeping pills
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  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited June 2009
    mel the bell wrote: »
    somebody just said its suicide?
    sleeping pills

    Hmmm...he could have picked something more unique like wrapping a rope around his neck and cock...

    ...wait...
  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Why is BBC News showing live footage from a helicopter circling Jacko's home when he's in a hospital right now?
  • HerculesHercules
    edited June 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    Why is BBC News showing live footage from a helicopter circling Jacko's home when he's in a hospital right now?

    Coz BBC are crap at news reporting ? :D
  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Hercules wrote: »
    Coz BBC are crap at news reporting ? :D

    Heh, now they're just reading out a webpage...
  • SokurahSokurah
    edited June 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Live Jacko you feckin' multi-coloured freak...for the love of Galway!

    Whaddaymean "multi-coloured freak"
    - the man's been completely white as a sheet ever since he was normal. :D
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  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Oi! BBC News! This isn't a rolling news story! Move onto something else until something happens!
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited June 2009
    and unless you are at a hip-hop dance off, stop calling it BREAKING news.
  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Latest reports have his status improved from "dead" to "comatose". His health insurance must be paid up.
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited June 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    Latest reports have his status improved from "dead" to "comatose". His health insurance must be paid up.

    Christ! This is going the wrong way...they'll be selling tickets to his comeback tour shortly...
  • HerculesHercules
    edited June 2009
    Jacko's views of BBC News reporting...

    http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp0941.jpg
  • HerculesHercules
    edited June 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    Latest reports have his status improved from "dead" to "comatose". His health insurance must be paid up.

    Nope he now dead again according to Sky News. It confirmed.
  • CUCHULAINNCUCHULAINN
    edited June 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Hmmm...he could have picked something more unique like wrapping a rope around his neck and cock...

    ...wait...
    NickH wrote: »
    Why is BBC News showing live footage from a helicopter circling Jacko's home when he's in a hospital right now?

    Come guys. I didn't open this thread to end up crackin' up laughing, have some respect.
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited June 2009
    Sorry, didn't notice this thread.

    It's now confirmed, he's died :(
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited June 2009
    Hercules wrote: »
    Nope he now dead again according to Sky News. It confirmed.

    Ah, he had rhythm...
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited June 2009
    So, by July 1st, we can expect a compilation release in the shops?

    I did see him live once, on his BAD tour.
  • ToxieDoggToxieDogg
    edited June 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Oh jaysus no!

    If he goes, imagine the endless tributes and re-releases of his work...

    Live Jacko you feckin' multi-coloured freak...for the love of Galway!

    Prepare yourself, a storm is probably coming :(

    It's probably going to be as bad (if not worse) than when Princess Diana died.
  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Let the sick jokes begin in 5... 4... 3...
  • Lord MuckLord Muck
    edited June 2009
    Poor old Bubbles :(
  • jamieangusjamieangus
    edited June 2009
    I wonder if this might not turn out to have been suicide. He was a few weeks away from this comeback tour which he was clearly mentally and emotionally unprepared for, and was realistically never gonna happen. The pressure must have been enormous. Poor Jacko, probably about as emotionally damaged as it is possible for any man to be. Was never really a fan but I do sort of feel sorry for the bloke.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited June 2009
    yeah, it was probably more of a career move.
  • NickHNickH
    edited June 2009
    Bloody hell, the YSRnRY is getting hit by loads of people searching for Moonwalker pics...
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited June 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    Bloody hell, the YSRnRY is getting hit by loads of people searching for Moonwalker pics...

    bloody sickos!!
  • ADJBADJB
    edited June 2009
    Am I the only person who finds it deeply ironic that "This Week" (a political chat show on BBC1 for the non UKers) has just opened announcing Wackos death and then had a 10 minute debate about the UK's military future options with General Michael Jackson.
  • Lord MuckLord Muck
    edited June 2009
    ADJB wrote: »
    Am I the only person who finds it deeply ironic that "This Week" (a political chat show on BBC1 for the non UKers) has just opened announcing Wackos death and then had a 10 minute debate about the UK's military future options with General Michael Jackson.

    No doubt Gordon Brown et al will be falling over themselves to pay tribute.
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited June 2009
    ...at least now they can melt him down and recycle him...
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