Starchaser; The Legend Of Orin, now that's a great film. I used to rent it from the video shop all the time. For years I couldn't remember what it was called, but after a very rough description of it to a work mate, he instantly knew what it was! One trip to E-bay and 3 days later and I'm sat watching it on DVD like a little kid again :D
Awww, I could've sorted you out a copy from my import DVD of it!
Still, for the benefit of others, have the theme tune I recorded from it:
I loved that film as a kid, and yes, the trailer for Mark Twain was on the start of that VHS tape too. I loved the fact it had swearing, a fab character called Dag, and used CGI for all the spaceship animation.
Did you know it was released in cinemas in 3D? Would be interesting to see how that looked.
And the other was a really crap one for Shephards Scrap Metal which was a really badly animated machine which people dumping junk in one end and picking up pounds from the other. I guess a local ad so no chance.
I always used to say "I'll be your dog" in a pot Jamaican accent to girls I was chatting up, worked quite a bit as well.
Loved that ad and back when I was chatting girls up I guess they remembered it too :lol:
That ad seems pretty harmless, but I could see the PC Brigade banging there drums about racism now. I see stereotypes, but it's pretty harmless stuff, quite innocent really.
Before you start this video, I'd just like to add that I love this band. The album that this came from is one of my all time faves. Having said that, I'd never seen this video before. I'd head about it and how totally naff it is. In fact, it's so bad that the band almost split up over it. However, this version has the added bonus of some extra subtitles. I think you'll enjoy....
Wow what a bunch of cool out there guys, I bet nobody has ever done anything like this before. I can feel the raw power of satan invoking itself within me.
It makes me want to dress like Gene Simmons and put some dry ice in a goblet.
I'm willing to bet they "didn't" get the shit kicked out of them every day at school.
They look uncomfortable like they don't know what they're actually doing :lol:
The really skinny one looks like a kid I went to school with who all the charvas used to punch on a day to day basis :D
Worse than cradle of filth (which I didn't think was possible), but still nowhere near as bad as Merzbow :lol:
Wow what a bunch of cool out there guys, I bet nobody has ever done anything like this before. I can feel the raw power of satan invoking itself within me.
It makes me want to dress like Gene Simmons and put some dry ice in a goblet.
I'm willing to bet they "didn't" get the shit kicked out of them every day at school.
They look uncomfortable like they don't know what they're actually doing :lol:
The really skinny one looks like a kid I went to school with who all the charvas used to punch on a day to day basis :D
Worse than cradle of filth (which I didn't think was possible), but still nowhere near as bad as Merzbow :lol:
Yep, that pretty much sums up that video. The band said that they threw it together for a laugh with no intention of releasing it, but their record lable saw the opportunity to cash in on Cradle of Filth, who were just starting to break through at this point (also worth noting is that this band were formed by 3 former members of Cradle who played on the early Cradle demos. Also a clue as to why they sound the same). But youre right, it's rubbish :lol:
Did you see that Jon Ronson thing last night (28th June 2009) on C4 - "Revelations: How To Find God" about a load of agnostics doing an Alpha Course? All weird stuff - especially when the preacher started to speak in tongues!
Liquid parafin, it may not be too late to shit it back out, although it may be stinky.
I must point out, though it's rude to point, that is dangerous to return to an arse once it has failed to ignite.
And you should never insert 'fats' that are solid at room temperature.
EDIT - DID YOU KNOW? That if you are at sea on a raft with no fresh water, that you can stick a tube up your bum and drizzle sea water up your rectum to rehydrate you? Your bowels filter out the nasty salts. But you need a really good mate to help you.
Talking of solid fats, whilst at sea also you can attach a small block of lard to a piece of fishing line, and throw it up in the air towards any seagulls following the boat.
The seagulls metabolism is so fast it digests the lard almost instantly pulling the fishing line through with it, you now have a seagull shaped kite.
It's kind of cruel though and may result in the death of a seagull.
Talking about seagulls being used as kites while lost at sea.
Did you know that more children in the southern US die, or injure themselves from falling into the toilet (while potty training) than in the northern states.
Maybe they should get better toilet instructors down there...
Boozie ... you looking for a higher paying job, right?
It's kind of cruel though and may result in the death of a seagull.
Tried it. Didn't work. Did you know (oh, here we go again), that there is no such bird as a 'seagull'? It's a generic term for birds that flap about at sea.
Tried it. Didn't work. Did you know (oh, here we go again), that there is no such bird as a 'seagull'? It's a generic term for birds that flap about at sea.
And that's exactly why I generally call them "seaflappers" ... yup, have done that for ages and aeons now.
And that's exactly why I generally call them "seaflappers" ... yup, have done that for ages and aeons now.
I assume you mean eons, an 'aeon' is (and I quote) "one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of the universe" and not a time span.
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Awww, I could've sorted you out a copy from my import DVD of it!
Still, for the benefit of others, have the theme tune I recorded from it:
http://www.thechangeling.co.uk/Starchaser.mp3
I loved that film as a kid, and yes, the trailer for Mark Twain was on the start of that VHS tape too. I loved the fact it had swearing, a fab character called Dag, and used CGI for all the spaceship animation.
Did you know it was released in cinemas in 3D? Would be interesting to see how that looked.
This advert was always on before the picture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8
I'm looking for the two others.
OK can't find them.
The first was "Butterkist! Butterkist! Ra Ra Ra!"
And the other was a really crap one for Shephards Scrap Metal which was a really badly animated machine which people dumping junk in one end and picking up pounds from the other. I guess a local ad so no chance.
But the Butterkist I thought I'd find.
These always ran. then the Pearl and Dean ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxU6LT6DonE
Then there was always the same announcement which I can't remember.
Then the film.
Kia ora boogy woogy woogy.
Loved that ad and back when I was chatting girls up I guess they remembered it too :lol:
That ad seems pretty harmless, but I could see the PC Brigade banging there drums about racism now. I see stereotypes, but it's pretty harmless stuff, quite innocent really.
A relic of a time forgotten no doubt.
It makes me want to dress like Gene Simmons and put some dry ice in a goblet.
I'm willing to bet they "didn't" get the shit kicked out of them every day at school.
They look uncomfortable like they don't know what they're actually doing :lol:
The really skinny one looks like a kid I went to school with who all the charvas used to punch on a day to day basis :D
Worse than cradle of filth (which I didn't think was possible), but still nowhere near as bad as Merzbow :lol:
Yep, that pretty much sums up that video. The band said that they threw it together for a laugh with no intention of releasing it, but their record lable saw the opportunity to cash in on Cradle of Filth, who were just starting to break through at this point (also worth noting is that this band were formed by 3 former members of Cradle who played on the early Cradle demos. Also a clue as to why they sound the same). But youre right, it's rubbish :lol:
I like the banana dig! LOL!
Did you see that Jon Ronson thing last night (28th June 2009) on C4 - "Revelations: How To Find God" about a load of agnostics doing an Alpha Course? All weird stuff - especially when the preacher started to speak in tongues!
Only one of the group converted to the cult.
EDIT - Ronson Interview
My YouTube links to a blank nothingness, but may work for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZnpzfcMheA
No.
And it's 'Mr. Lucky' to you, not Jof! LOL!
I've updated FLASH and everything, but, well, where's the fun in something working when you can tear your hair out over the simplest of things?
I like a challenge!
I like wigs!
You want to stick a keyboard up your arse mate! Works for me, though I did lose a laptop this way!
Liquid parafin, it may not be too late to shit it back out, although it may be stinky.
I like potatoes!
I must point out, though it's rude to point, that is dangerous to return to an arse once it has failed to ignite.
And you should never insert 'fats' that are solid at room temperature.
EDIT - DID YOU KNOW? That if you are at sea on a raft with no fresh water, that you can stick a tube up your bum and drizzle sea water up your rectum to rehydrate you? Your bowels filter out the nasty salts. But you need a really good mate to help you.
More survival hints and tips this time tomorrow.
The seagulls metabolism is so fast it digests the lard almost instantly pulling the fishing line through with it, you now have a seagull shaped kite.
It's kind of cruel though and may result in the death of a seagull.
Did you know that more children in the southern US die, or injure themselves from falling into the toilet (while potty training) than in the northern states.
Maybe they should get better toilet instructors down there...
Boozie ... you looking for a higher paying job, right?
Tried it. Didn't work. Did you know (oh, here we go again), that there is no such bird as a 'seagull'? It's a generic term for birds that flap about at sea.
And that's exactly why I generally call them "seaflappers" ... yup, have done that for ages and aeons now.
Liar.
EDIT - posted before, but what the hell...
No, I is not!
You're a liar!