Things That Make You Go WTF!

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  • edited June 2009
    at least you are alive today. others were not so fortunate. over here my wife (australian) describes the fuzz with one word - ineffective.
    it's a while ago now, but i remember that so dick cut a womans throat while she was standing at a bus stop. she was with her husband while after been out celebrating their wedding anniversary. the thing is that the attacker had already randomly attacked several (close to 10) women that night already.
  • edited June 2009
    easy eating
    so they were looking for a fight?
  • edited June 2009
    freddyhard wrote: »
    so they were looking for a fight?

    Well I know I wasn't.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2009
    just "easy eating" suggests something sexual... you weren't dressed in a provocative manner? :D
  • edited June 2009
    freddyhard wrote: »
    just "easy eating" suggests something sexual... you weren't dressed in a provocative manner? :D

    Not that I know of probably trainers, jeans and a t-shirt? I may have had a hoody or jacket on if it was cold?
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2009
    did anyone see those coppers tazing that bloke, they zapped him twice, while he was layign on the ground then punched him in the head half a dozen times. the crowd started to get angry and one of the coppers threw one of them back.

    i think one day the coppers will take things too far and a crowd will turn on them.
  • edited June 2009
    Look what I've found in old boxes...

    Some of my early animation models (1980 ish) used for school art projects! They are made from wires and silicone and acrylic rubbers!

    And yes - I passed my exam "A++++" (and won an special award, too, for outstanding achievement!) - and that was for an animated cartoon I did!

    It amazes me what people can do now, with little effort, and puts all my early efforts to shame! LOL!

    I thought these where lost forever!

    Still searching for stuff - who knows what I'll find!

    puppets.jpg

    siliconeface.jpg

    EDIT - as usual, everything is blocked here, so hard links, no Google or anything now...

    http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p244/Frobush/puppets.jpg
    http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p244/Frobush/siliconeface.jpg
  • edited June 2009
    notnat0001.jpg

    http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p244/Frobush/notnat0001.jpg

    Anyone know anyone who looks a bit like the guy in the poster in the Widnes / Runcorn / Warrington / Liverpool / Manchester UK North West area?

    These 'bill boards' change each week - so be quick!

    Back shot only, with a slight head turn (the Sun will be shining, and everything graded to match) - with buses and clowns. Will pay for meal and transport.
  • edited June 2009
    Are those smack tracks on your arm? :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    notnat0001.jpg

    http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p244/Frobush/notnat0001.jpg

    Anyone know anyone who looks a bit like the guy in the poster in the Widnes / Runcorn / Warrington / Liverpool / Manchester UK North West area?

    These 'bill boards' change each week - so be quick!

    Back shot only, with a slight head turn (the Sun will be shining, and everything graded to match) - with buses and clowns. Will pay for meal and transport.

    I think he must only live in your part of Merseyside (thank God), I haven't seen that piccy anywhere in Liverpool yet.
  • edited June 2009
    Are those smack tracks on your arm? :D

    I don't know. I can't view the image. And I'm getting really pissed off with this library!

    Now I can't upload at all and google and other sites just show a blank screen and say "done" or thow up an irremovable (sp? - dictionary.com is off) box that says the site is blocked.

    EDIT - No, they are birth marks.
  • edited June 2009
    Give a print-out of the first chapter of my novel to my mum last week.

    She never said anything till today.

    She said "Is it just me, or have I lost the plot?". She's 70.

    It is a bit wacky!
  • edited June 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Give a print-out of the first chapter of my novel to my mum last week.

    She never said anything till today.

    She said "Is it just me, or have I lost the plot?". She's 70.

    It is a bit wacky!
    frobush wrote: »



    Mmmmm, Kola Cubes.

    16p a quarter.

    I lost the plot.

    I'm not 70 ... yet.
  • edited June 2009
    dekh wrote: »
    I lost the plot.

    I'm not 70 ... yet.
    John went up to the fish shop window. It was a big window. On the shelf behind the window lay all the fish. Some of the fish had patterns on them. John wished he was a fish. He wished that he lay behind the window. He closed his eyes and made a wish to be a fish.

    Janet stood behind John as he wished to be a fish.

    Janet does not like fish. Janet does not wish to be a fish.



    Oh, f*ck it! It's getting too exciting!
  • edited June 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Oh, f*ck it! It's getting too exciting!



    Jill can see Jack can't see,
    and can't see he can't see.
    Jill can see WHY
    Jack can't see,
    But Jill cannot see WHY
    Jack can't see he can't see.

    Jack 'sees' Jill is blind
    and that Jill can't see she is.
    Jack realises they both are.
    If the blind must lead the blind, it is as well
    that the leader knows he is.

    Jack can't see he can't see
    and can't see
    Jill can't see Jill can't see it.
    and visa versa...
  • edited June 2009
    Mr. Pastie, the owner of the fish shop, came outside to see what all the commotion was.

    "Good Heavens! What is all this fuss?", said Mr. Pastie.

    John opened his eyes and stopped wishing to be a fish.

    "Hello John", said Mr. Pastie.
    "Hello Mr. Pastie", replied John.

    "Hello Janet", said Mr. Pastie, the fish shop owner.
    "Hello Mr. Pastie, the fish shop owner", replied Janet.

    "Do you like my display of colourful fish, John?", said Mr. Pastie.
    "Yes", said John, "I like it very much".

    "Do you like my display of colourful fish, Janet?", said Mr. Pastie.
    "No", said Janet, "It makes me feel all cold inside".

    This just gets better and better! You know it will all end in tears, don't you?
  • edited July 2009
    spider.jpg
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    spider.jpg
    Thats an old one...


    ...and it didn't work.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    Fucking hell!

    Fucking time of the month!

    Fuck! Get off my back!

    (er, nothing to do with the posts here!)

    EDIT - do you know I was happy this morning? FUCK!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Fucking hell!

    Fucking time of the month!

    Fuck! Get off my back!

    (er, nothing to do with the posts here!)

    EDIT - do you know I was happy this morning? FUCK!
    Up the dosage...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    Up the dosage...

    Don't tempt me.
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Don't tempt me.
    I've never been good at tempting people...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    I've never been good at tempting people...

    I'm phasing in and out of reality just now and and and and you are all in colours and and sounds and feels so good and and I like tartan and it mixes well with Beyonce and fat bums and chips and fridges and magnets that stick in the up. Look! He walks downside up!
  • edited July 2009
    <cough>

    Back to reality!
  • edited July 2009
    faeces.jpg
  • edited July 2009
    STEADICAM shot.

    This is my uncle's pub.

    nat007.jpg
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    <cough>

    Back to reality!

    What? Where?

    When is this scheduled to take place???
  • edited July 2009
    You lost me a couple of posts back...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    faeces.jpg

    Looks like faeces to me...
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