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Sir Cliff.

frobushfrobush
edited July 2009 in Chit chat
Via NOTBBC, love him or hate him. But hate him...

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http://www.thedailyliar.com/sport-cliff_richard_attempts_to_sabotage_wimbledon_roof
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  • zx1zx1
    edited July 2009
    Please remove that offensive image now!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    Oh, Cliff
    Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
    You really are a Cliff
    When fascists keep trying to push you over it
    Are they the lemmings?
    Or are you Cliff?
    Or are you, Cliff?
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2009
    One day soon he will die. Imagine what TV, newspapers & radio will be like?? It's going to happen... we will all suffer....
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  • milemile
    edited July 2009
    fogartylee wrote: »
    One day soon he will die. Imagine what TV, newspapers & radio will be like?? It's going to happen... we will all suffer....

    if he dies near christmas, we're all fucked...
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    if he dies near christmas, we're all fucked...

    Whichever day he dies on will become the new xmas. 24/12 won't be so bad, but if its 26/6 then we will all be opening pressies in the sun..
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  • milemile
    edited July 2009
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Whichever day he dies on will become the new xmas. 24/12 won't be so bad, but if its 26/6 then we will all be opening pressies in the sun..

    toss up between milenium prayer and summer holiday, bit like choosing to have your man bits bitten off by a dog or a tramp.
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited July 2009
    the guy in my local 2nd hand cd shop told me that when Cliff was starting out, he really liked the guitar effect pedal known as 'big muff', so much so that he wanted to call his first album 'Cliff Richard's Big Muff'. probably an urban myth though.
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited July 2009
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Oh, Cliff
    Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
    You really are a Cliff
    When fascists keep trying to push you over it
    Are they the lemmings?
    Or are you Cliff?
    Or are you, Cliff?

    Codpiece face.
    What did you call me?
    Codpiece face.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Are they the lemmings?

    For decades I never knew what that line was. Rik muffles it. It wasn't until the BEEB released a piss poor, featureless DVD, that I found out - by reading the subtitles!
  • ChuckieEggChuckieEgg
    edited July 2009
    MattLamb wrote: »
    Codpiece face.
    What did you call me?
    Codpiece face.

    Look out......CLIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    Phew! That was close!

    BOOOM!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    "Neil, it is very rare you interest me, but today you have. Why do you keep coming in here, carrying a cake, and saying 'surprise'?"

    "It's my birthday."

    "Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care. So where's the surprise?"
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    "I?ve got a one-way ticket to oblivion and I?m going to raise hell getting there!"

    This line got me thrown off and banned from a forum.

    It appears in many guises, depending where you look (the scripts say it different to what Rik says in the bus)!

    "I?ve got a one-way ticket to oblivion and I haven't even paid my fair!"

    "I'm on a one-way trip to oblivion, and I haven't ever paid my fair!"
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes,Cornflakes.Cornflakes, Cornflakes,Cornflakes, Cornflakes.
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited July 2009
    Pathetic. You'll never win
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    "Hands up who likes me?"

    <silence>

    "Bastards!"
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2009
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Whichever day he dies on will become the new xmas. 24/12 won't be so bad, but if its 26/6 then we will all be opening pressies in the sun..

    Yes to the glorious chorus of We're all going on a Summer Holiday.
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    today, to Rhyl

    (Oh, sorry, wrong thread)
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited July 2009
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Whichever day he dies on will become the new xmas. 24/12 won't be so bad, but if its 26/6 then we will all be opening pressies in the sun..

    Nah, he'd better not cark it on my birthday.
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited July 2009
    Whats a FUTUMPCH?
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Whats a FUTUMPCH?

    OK, I'll fall for it ... what is it?
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    OK, I'll fall for it ... what is it?

    That!

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  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    Shirley. Green Nigel.



    Oh, that asound isa abit amiss!
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