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Invent a death-metal band name...

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  • hypostomushypostomus
    edited July 2009
    Isn't there actually a band called Spunk of God?

    OK, and a real band from Halifax in the 90's, Vomit Drenched Mutilated Corpse. The singer didn't write lyrics, he just read from a twat mag which he had on a music stand at the front of the stage. The line that will stay with me forever is "And here's Olga from Novgorod, and she's feeding a Mig 21 up her chuff." Pure poetry.
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited July 2009
    hypostomus wrote: »
    "And here's Olga from Novgorod, and she's feeding a Mig 21 up her chuff." Pure poetry.

    Yeah, it has a certain ring to it...
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    "Dreadnaught Lids".
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The S?aring K?nt Flaps - Beware the Bevy-Buffet of Klitty Litter.
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited July 2009
    straining stonkers
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    The Death Metal Band
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Open Wound Hip Replacements - Coming to a grinding halt.

    (A good/better/best and/or bad/worse/worst death-metal band has to use the word "grind" one time or another)
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    The Grindstone Cowboy
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Grinding Cerumen of Death - The Broken Incus
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    The Grinding Death Metal Band - Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Grinding Grinders of Ground Coffee - Grinding the Night Away.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    The Grinding Grinders of Ground Coffee - Grinding the Night Away.


    The Grinding Grinders of Ground Coffee, with guest stars Cream - Crappucino
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Death Knell of Crapodore - Heard Around the World.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Leaping Frogger of Doom - Donning of the horns.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited July 2009
    The Commodores - big box of crap, kill your parents they ruined christmas.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Happy Days of Grinding Doom - The Xmas they Killed Commodore
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    ZnorXman.

    I win!
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited July 2009
    damn.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    damn.

    I don't know what I've won, but you can have it! Really! Have it!

    Please, take it off my hands!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I don't know what I've won, but you can have it! Really! Have it!

    Please, take it off my hands!

    She shan't be able to ... them's too sticky.
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    The Grinding Grinders of Ground Coffee - Grinding the Night Away.
    sounds like something off 'Rockstar Ate My Hamster' :smile:
  • deadpan666deadpan666
    edited July 2009
    Noel Edmond's Necronomicon

    Jesus Badgers

    Hate Angst Kill Party Cheese

    Moomintroll's Hamster

    Satan's Skank Soldiers

    Cthulhu Monkeys
    The Black Cauldron (PC)
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    Contact Len's Distribution Bender.

    Channel 4.

    One Of My Ckees Is Missing.

    Dr. Lashickle Shrotta (II).
  • VincentACVincentAC
    edited July 2009
    deadpan666 wrote: »
    Noel Edmond's Necronomicon

    Cthulhu Monkeys

    :lol:
    Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
    I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
    --Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)

    https://www.youtube.com/user/VincentTSFP
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    The Double Dread of Dumbledore - Farting While Fisting.
  • torottorot
    edited July 2009
    squashed bollocks
  • KilbyKilby
    edited July 2009
    Nadge Ripper featuring Satans Cock
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2009
    Kilby wrote: »
    Nadge Ripper featuring Satans Cock

    Already been done i'm afraid. Nadge Ripper are a boyband from Hampshire who are releasing their debut album soon. Satans Cock is a talented lead singer, cross between Ronan Keating and Gary Barlow. Should be playing at the V Festival soon
  • KilbyKilby
    edited July 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Already been done i'm afraid. Nadge Ripper are a boyband from Hampshire who are releasing their debut album soon. Satans Cock is a talented lead singer, cross between Ronan Keating and Gary Barlow. Should be playing at the V Festival soon

    I think they where renamed to Nadge Ripper after an appearance in the Astoria (on a Pink Pounder night) when the audience where allowed to get too close.

    They once supported Post coital Labial Distress before they renamed themselves Banarama
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2009
    Ha ha ha nice reply !
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