Alternative histories, conspiracies and suchlike...

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  • edited July 2009
    Release Roderwick!
  • edited July 2009
    You know I can't release it now!

    It's gone too far!

    But.

    If you all chip in a quid, I will.

    It's not the money!

    Yes it is! I want f*cking loads of dosh!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    You know I can't release it now!

    It's gone too far!

    But.

    If you all chip in a quid, I will.

    It's not the money!

    Yes it is! I want f*cking loads of dosh!
    I wouldn't trust you with money...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    I wouldn't trust you with money...

    Yeah. That's what she said! And look at her now!

    With all my money!

    TART!
  • edited November 2016
    LOL just found this one about stonehenge
    Post edited by mel the bell on
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Restored and re-erected three times to be exact, yes it was just a pile of stones at one time !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey key wrote: »
    re-erected

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  • Precession of the planets would mean that the sun rise and sunsets would only have been accurate for a matter of years, they made sure to allow for that !

    Is that Johhny Fartpants ?
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey key wrote: »
    Precession of the planets would mean that the sun rise and sunsets would only have been accurate for a matter of years, they made sure to allow for that !

    Is that Johhny Fartpants ?

    Finbarr Saunders..!
  • What I find absolutely gob smacking stupid is that there is people out there that still think the earth is flat eg
  • Morkin wrote: »
    grey key wrote: »
    Precession of the planets would mean that the sun rise and sunsets would only have been accurate for a matter of years, they made sure to allow for that !

    Is that Johhny Fartpants ?

    Finbarr Saunders..!

    I get it now ! ( whoops another one ) !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ivanb303 wrote: »
    What I find absolutely gob smacking stupid is that there is people out there that still think the earth is flat eg
    it is?
    its on the back of a turtle?
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    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Now what I don't understand is how that world turns, since all the elephants are facing outward. If they were marching around in a circle it'd make a bit more sense, but it doesn't.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • joefish wrote: »
    Now what I don't understand is how that world turns, since all the elephants are facing outward. If they were marching around in a circle it'd make a bit more sense, but it doesn't.
    surely they only need to turn a lil bit all at the same time?
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • The conspiracy theorists have a name for non conspiracy theorists, they call them Sheeple because they believe everything they are told, however they also believe everything they are told as well.

    We all know that our Universe is contained in a single drop of water, being studied under a microscope in a laboratory by a scientist called Robert !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Flat earthers, eyewitness reports on heaven and hell, NASA faked the moon landings etc. etc. etc.

    Remember 'The Revenge of the Nerds'?

    Well seems to me we're living through the Revenge of the Morons (or worse, the Nazis - same thing really). But hey we live in what are supposedly democracies so morons get to have a go every once in a while too.

    When I think what my dad and my mates dads went through to save us from being subjugated by racist homophobic bigots and we - the people - thanked them by electing the sort of creeps that many gave their lives to prevent from getting the upper hand. Its not funny its bloody depressing,
  • grey key wrote: »
    The conspiracy theorists have a name for non conspiracy theorists, they call them Sheeple because they believe everything they are told, however they also believe everything they are told as well.

    We all know that our Universe is contained in a single drop of water, being studied under a microscope in a laboratory by a scientist called Robert !
    yeah its funny as they often talk about closed minds and open minds and the truth and the mainstream media lie.

    the problem i have is that they get their information from "alternative" news etc sites (could they also lie? and peddle their own wares?) and conspiracy theorists definitely have their minds closed to people who argue the opposite to them.
    All in all its an exact same human standpoint, but standing from the opposite end, theres not necessarily any truth in it, its just being alternative for the sake of it.

    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • So Hipsters?
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2016
    Yup, Bloody Hipsters, did you know that God is a Hipster ? I read it on the Truth or Boll ocks website
    Post edited by grey key on
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited November 2016
    What the hell is a Hipster? I was a Rocker back in the 60's but my mum insisted on labelling me 'an ancient hippy'
    Post edited by mik3d3nch on
  • mik3d3nch wrote: »
    What the hell is a Hipster? I was a Rocker back in the 60's but my mum insisted on labelling me 'an ancient hippy'

    I was a "Bretta" boy for a while back then but soon learnt the error of my ways and bought a "Bonnie."
    :))
  • I always thought Lambrettas built the best scooters. I had an LD and it held up better than my mates Vespa. In the country we were all mates regardless of our various rides. It was riding that mattered. The townies were the separatists with their big deal about clothes and music. Out in the sticks we stick together!
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  • Nasa does not have a colony of child sex slaves on Mars, it has been forced to confirm.
    The space agency has looked to address claims made by a guest on Alex Jones's Infowars channel that it has kidnapped children and is holding them on Mars.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nasa-mars-child-sex-slave-colony-space-agency-alex-jones-infowars-robert-david-steele-a7816371.html
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • "forced to confirm"? wow.
  • def chris wrote: »
    "forced to confirm"? wow.
    yup, cos **** talkers are spouting such crap they now have to come out and put the record straight lol, some people just have too much free time...and are mentally retarded
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Firkin morons I am stunned at their complete stupidity and lack of knowledge. Its just not plausible that anyone could be so dumb, they must be doing it just to get attention.
  • That's all infowars is innit?
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • def chris wrote: »
    "forced to confirm"? wow.
    yup, cos **** talkers are spouting such crap they now have to come out and put the record straight lol
    ah yes, and that will stop the bizarre conspiracy crew from making any more theories. got it :)
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