Things That Make You Go WTF!

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  • edited July 2009
    I wanted to shoot it in Blackpool, where the actual story took place. But, now, shot in Widnes, Cheshire. And the shitness, all around, kind of works!
  • edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Looks like faeces to me...

    Properties! Look on YouTube for clips!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Properties! Look on YouTube for clips!

    Ok ... there are literally millions of clips on yourtoob ... which one am I looking for in particular?

    One of these?
  • edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    What? Where?

    When is this scheduled to take place???

    There's a funny story here! My uncle bought a PUB on the cheap because ASDA (Walmart) bought the whole street of shops, et al, to convert to a massive carpark! Quids in! So he thought! And now he has a pub in the middle of a car park! Worth NOTHING! LOL!

    EDIT - if I tilt the camera slightly to the left you wil see all the f*cking cars! LOL!
  • edited July 2009
    Oh look, a great big box just for me!

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    ...containing a little box, just for me!

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    Knackers!

    I would like to point out my huge stack of porn videos on the floor, and a well used spunk mop.
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    There's a funny story here! My uncle bought a PUB on the cheap because ASDA (Walmart) bought the whole street of shops, et al, to convert to a massive carpark! Quids in! So he thought! And now he has a pub in the middle of a car park! Worth NOTHING! LOL!

    Sounds like Dartford.
  • edited July 2009
    dekh wrote: »
    Sounds like Dartford.

    It goes worse! The ASDA carpark is built over a cemetery! I don't know what they did with the bodies, but stay clear from ASDA's hummus!
  • edited July 2009
    Following on from the rather excellent official 2009 launch of Saucer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH-daMrPbKk&NR=1

    Was this link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5XVeENmLMk&NR=1

    I was somewhat stunned and will have to seek out more.
  • edited July 2009
    dekh wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5XVeENmLMk&NR=1

    I was somewhat stunned and will have to seek out more.

    WOW! Really cool!

    "Jazz Mags In Your Head!"
  • edited July 2009
    You might want to check out "Lo Fi Fnk"...

  • edited July 2009
    Link from off of NOTBBC...

    US woman obsessed with rabbits is jailed

    An American woman obsessed with rabbits has been sent to jail after police found her in a hotel room with more than a dozen of the animals – in violation of her parole conditions.

    Miriam Sakewitz, 47, was jailed for 90 days by a Washington county court judge.

    The woman's obsession with rabbits was exposed in 2006 when police found more than 150 of them in her home and dozens more bunny bodies in freezers. She was arrested on accusations of animal neglect and placed on five years' probation, on condition that she stay away from rabbits.

    But on 16 June police arrested Sakewitz after she called a maintenance worker to her room in the Portland suburb of Tigard to fix a broken television. The worker saw and smelled the rabbits some of them hopping free.

    Police spokesman Jim Wolf said officers removed eight adult rabbits, five young ones and a dead one from the hotel room in the latest incident.

    Washington county probation services said Sakewitz had undergone a mental health assessment but that no treatment was recommended.

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    How could you?
  • edited July 2009
    Easy she was saving the dead ones to make pie.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »

    How could you?

    get pretty drunk i suppose.
  • edited July 2009
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    From BBC's "That Mitchell and Webb Look - Series 3 - Episode 4".

    Message hidden in a mellon.
  • edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    get pretty drunk i suppose.

    But the names in this! Miriam Sakewitz, Tigard, Police spokesman Jim Wolf!
  • edited July 2009
    Actually, as a kid, we used to eat rabbits all the time! Very salty and sting your lips!

    Like chicken but with brittle bones!

    I don't eat them now though. Or offal.
  • edited July 2009
    "When you are in the shower,and need a 'wee', the 'wee' combines with the water and forms a 'super wee'."

    "I wouldn't know."

    "It's like when you are walking along those flat escalators at an airport, on those horizontal conveyer belts. You basically feel like a super hero!"

    "So, what you are trying to tell me is that you having a piss in the shower makes you feel like a super hero?"

    "Yes. You've had a piss in the shower?"

    "Why am I suddenly the weird one?"

    "So, you're in the shower and need a wee, and get out and go to the sink..."

    "The sink?"
  • edited July 2009
    We are having a cracking thunder storm here!

    All the 'air warning' sirens have been triggered - this happends when the chemical factories around here explode and you have to close all your windows and hope for the best! (I have an amazing recording of this happening from a few years ago, an old couple interviewed on local radio - gotta be posted)!

    And all the police car sirens are wizzing about!

    I'm gunna die!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I'm gunna die!


    Not your day is it?! :lol:
  • edited July 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Not your day is it?! :lol:

    Yes, it is! I love it! But it's probably going to be my last!

    And some might say that's a good thing!
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    We are having a cracking thunder storm here!

    All the 'air warning' sirens have been triggered - this happends when the chemical factories around here explode and you have to close all your windows and hope for the best! (I have an amazing recording of this happening from a few years ago, an old couple interviewed on local radio - gotta be posted)!

    And all the police car sirens are wizzing about!

    I'm gunna die!

    i'd unplug your pc if i were you. ;-)
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I'm gunna die!
    Could you upload Saucer before you go?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    No.

    And I've not told you about the 'Granox' yet! They get sued every other month!

    This is a meat disposal factory. All your gelatin, your pressurised liquid bone juice for your meat pies, comes from here!

    All those dead cows from BSE a few years back? Came here. Kept under 'special tarpaulin' for months.

    The smell!

    Air, knife and cutting.
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    No.

    And I've not told you about the 'Granox' yet! They get sued every other month!

    This is a meat disposal factory. All your gelatin, your pressurised liquid bone juice for your meat pies, comes from here!

    All those dead cows from BSE a few years back? Came here. Kept under 'special tarpaulin' for months.

    The smell!

    Air, knife and cutting.

    i love that gelatine, thats the best part of a pork pie.
  • edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i love that gelatine, thats the best part of a pork pie.

    If that's the best part of a pork pie - Christ knows what the other stuff is!

    Me and a few friends, many moons ago, snook into the 'Granox'. We watched people kicking animal's brains around!

    Not good.

    They do pet foods now too!

    http://www.icitta.co.uk/granox_ltd_-811530-a.html

    Look at this list of offences...

    http://www.creditgate.com/companysearch/GRANOX+LIMITED.aspx

    Enjoy your pies!

    And this from another site...
    In reality the relatively small amount of poultry offal generated by Harrisons could easily be handled by existing 'brown field' rendering plants such as Granox in Widnes, without the need to destroy our environment in the 'green belt' for personal greed. In fact a couple of lorries per week should do it!!

    http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:NrxT4_VtefwJ:www.peace-antrobus.org.uk/inaccuracies.html+granox+widnes&cd=23&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

    F*ck off! You clean up you're own sh*te! Don't dump it on me!

    Ha...

    http://www.geocities.com/steerpike_uk/
  • edited July 2009
    The famous placard from Widnes Railway Station.

    When it was first put up it lasted a day!

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  • edited July 2009
    Blimey!

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    That's some crane that is!

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8136336.stm
    A crane moving a five-tonne weight has collapsed on to a block of flats in Liverpool city centre.

    The crane driver was rescued from the roof of the building at Tabley Street and taken to hospital where he is said to be in a "stable" condition.

    Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service said residents had a "lucky escape" when the weight attached to the crane's arm went through the building at lunchtime.

    The Health and Safety Executive has started an investigation.

    Eyewitness James Johnson told the BBC the crane had been left "wrapped over" the four-storey building.

    Mr Johnson, 26, lives in the apartment block opposite the building and witnessed the aftermath.


    We went through the emergency exit but it was full of falling debris

    Sarah Banfield, resident
    "I just heard this huge crash and I just thought they dropped some concrete," he told BBC News.

    "But when I looked out of the window I saw the crane wrapped over the top of the building."

    James Berry, group manager for Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service, said a search was conducted on all floors of the building to make sure all residents were accounted for.

    Holes in floor

    "It's fortunate that, at that time of the day, the majority of flats would have been unoccupied," he said.

    "Significant resources are here from the police, fire and regional ambulance and we expect to be here for some time."


    The end of the crane appeared to pierce part of the roof
    The crane had been working on a nearby apartment block at the time of the incident.

    Resident Sarah Banfield was helped out of the Chandler's Wharf building along with her boyfriend, Andrew, by a builder.

    She said she dodged plumes of dust, falling debris and holes in the floor to get out.

    "The whole building shuddered. It felt like it was literally shaking," she said.

    "We grabbed hold of each other because it seemed to go on for ages, we thought it was an earthquake.

    "We tried to get out so opened our front door and there was dust everywhere.

    "We went through the emergency exit but it was full of falling debris.

    "I stepped across a hole in the floor which had bits of metal sticking out of it, I don't know how I did it."
  • edited July 2009
    This is BRILLIANT!

    I don't know if you know who Nick Griffin is - lucky you!
    09 June 2009

    Dear Mr Griffin,

    We couldn't help but notice that there was egg on your face (and on your suit jacket) on the day after you were elected MEP for North West England.

    Please don't leave egg on ours.

    You wore a Poppy lapel badge during your news conference to celebrate your election victory. This was in direct contravention of our polite request that you refrain from politicising one of the nation's most treasured and beloved symbols.

    The Poppy is the symbol of sacrifices made by British Armed Forces in conflicts both past and present and it has been paid for with blood and valour. True valour deserves respect regardless of a person's ethnic origin, and everyone who serves or has served their country deserves nothing less.

    The Poppy pin, the Poppy logo, and the paper Poppy worn during Remembrance are the property, trademark and emblem of The Royal British Legion.

    For nearly 90 years, The Royal British Legion has pursued a policy of being scrupulously above the party political fray. It is vital that everyone - the media, the public and our beneficiaries - know that we will not allow our independence to be undermined or our reputation impaired by being closely associated with any one political party. This is more important now than ever.

    On May 27th, 2009, the National Chairman of The Royal British Legion wrote to you privately requesting that you desist from wearing the Poppy or any other emblem that might be associated with the Legion at any of your public appearances during the European Parliamentary election campaign.

    He appealed to your sense of honour. But you have responded by continuing to wear the poppy. So now we're no longer asking you privately.

    Stop it, Mr Griffin. Just stop it.

    Regards,

    The Royal British Legion

    The Royal British Legion is the nation's leading Armed Forces charity providing care and support to all members of the British Armed Forces past and present and their families. It is also the national Custodian of Remembrance and safeguards the Military Covenant between the nation and its Armed Forces. It is best known for the annual Poppy Appeal and its emblem, the red poppy.

    http://www.britishlegion.org.uk/about-us/media-centre/news/general/an-open-letter-to-nick-griffin-chairman-of-the-bnp-and-mep-for-north-west-england


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8141069.stm
    The EU should sink boats carrying illegal immigrants to prevent them entering Europe, British National Party leader Nick Griffin has told the BBC.

    The MEP for the North-West of England said the EU had to get "very tough" with migrants from sub-Saharan Africa.

    Pressed on what should happen to those on board, he said: "Throw them a life raft and they can go back to Libya".

    Oh my God!

    EDIT - for swift writing and looking like a prat!
  • edited July 2009
    I do not support or sympathise with the views of the BNP.


    But...

    What the British Legion has done there is discriminatory. They never berate members of other political parties for wearing poppies and laying wreaths.

    Remember that these upstanding polititians think so little of the Legion and the work they do and the people they do it for that they attempt to claim back the cost of the wreathes from central government.

    The people that voted for Griffin are the real fools though.

    Or should I say the people that didn't bother to vote allowing the BNP an international platform from which to spout forth shit.

    Shame on you all.

    Saying that, until someone explains how we benefit more from being 'in Europe' rather than not I'd vote to leave the EU and stop funding all these extra polititians at huge expense to the public purse.
  • edited July 2009
    I couldn't agree more. But I didn't vote - partly because I didn't really know what I was voting for (not really my fault, I think) and because I didn't realise knob heads would vote for the BNP, just because other knob heads chanced their arms and used their 'powers' to buy loads of crap at the public's expense!

    Too late now though! I am from the Northwest, and 'this dick' is now representing me!

    And you can quote me on that!

    Vote FROBUSH! Vote for freedom!
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