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The (T)ashes

Shaun.BebbingtonShaun.Bebbington
edited July 2009 in Chit chat
Alright,

Whilst the Ashes is on-going, let's have a proper battle... of the 'Tashes.

Here's one I prepared earlier:

http://www.oldschool-gaming.com/graphics/photos/shaun.gif

Can anyone beat that 'muzzy'?

Regards,

Shaun.
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  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    Mine is bad!

    I don't sleep much! I always look like a Mexican Bandit!

    And I have never been able to grow a full beard!

    muzz.jpg
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    Oooh ... I could plop my 'burns on here but they don't count as a 'tash ... oh, well.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Oooh ... I could plop my 'burns on here but they don't count as a 'tash ... oh, well.

    A couple of friends of mine went into a "Blues Brothers" lookey likey compo for a short sequence in a film, once, and one of them had to remove clumps of his hair and use sticky tape to create the side burns for both of them!

    They lost!

    The sad thing was - the production company took one brother from one duo, and the other from another! Split them up!

    Can you imagine being 'dissed' like that!

    How would you feel?
  • milemile
    edited July 2009
    i have a pic of me with a fake moustache on face book. i look like a mexican bandit.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i have a pic of me with a fake moustache on face book. i look like a mexican bandit.

    That's my f*cking pic! Get off it!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    And I have never been able to grow a full beard!

    Quite good at growing nose hair from the looks of things though :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Quite good at growing nose hair from the looks of things though :lol:

    I found out, long ago, that if you let them grow long enough, you could wisk them around your face and you would look like a real man.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Quite good at growing nose hair from the looks of things though :lol:

    P'shaw! Frobush's nostrils are barren compared to mine! And I'm not boasting, just stating facts.

    Five 'o clock shadow? I have to shave the inside of my nostrils early morn and eve ... it's annoying as heck, and I didn't figure it out until late teens that I could do that (cut my nosehairs) ... suffice to say I never had too many friends ... nor to this day either really ... it's just you guys and my nosehairs.

    The Forest Moon of Endor is based on my nosehairs.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited July 2009
    I bought one of those nose hair clippers.

    They do your ears too....probably best to do your nose before your ears. Also invest in a decent one....those $5 ones only PULL out the hairs rather than cut them cleanly so you end up with tears streaming down your face.

    My nasal hairs have become much more prominent in recent years....old age setting in I guess...
  • GrazGraz
    edited July 2009
    Nose hairs are a real bastard. Every day I've got my fingers stuck up me hooter, grappling with 'em and tugging 'em out. The white ones are the worst, followed by the ones that look like sutures. If only I'd known about this thread this morning, I'd have posted a nice tash pic for you all. Only just had a shave. Never mind. It'll have all grown back in a week.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    I bought one of those nose hair clippers.

    They do your ears too....probably best to do your nose before your ears. Also invest in a decent one....those $5 ones only PULL out the hairs rather than cut them cleanly so you end up with tears streaming down your face.

    My nasal hairs have become much more prominent in recent years....old age setting in I guess...

    Agree completely ... I've gone through three different nose hair "clippers" ... the first two the cheapy ones then I finally went for a $20 one ... with the same results ... It's back to tweezers and tears for me. And I have to hold the tweezers with both hands because otherwise one hand will "accidentally" not have enough strength at the instant I pull on the hair ... Just call me Edward Coward Hands!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2009
    Graz wrote: »
    Nose hairs are a real bastard. Every day I've got my fingers stuck up me hooter, grappling with 'em and tugging 'em out. The white ones are the worst, followed by the ones that look like sutures. If only I'd known about this thread this morning, I'd have posted a nice tash pic for you all. Only just had a shave. Never mind. It'll have all grown back in a week.

    From the pic you posted up about a year ago or so I figured you'd be one of those guys who could grow a full beard in about 6 hours :D

    Nose hairs are a bugger too, I've been harvesting mine for a few years now, never seem to get em' all wiv' me clippers :mad:

    ....and the annoying thing is up until a few years back I never really had any.
    Every night is curry night!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited July 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Nose hairs are a bugger too, I've been harvesting mine for a few years now, never seem to get em' all wiv' me clippers :mad:

    ....and the annoying thing is up until a few years back I never really had any.

    I've had nose-hair issues since my teenage years ... back-hairs and ear-hairs started sproutin' a couple years back, much to my shock, dismay and horror.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited July 2009
    I wonder if you can have nose hair transplanted to your head...hmmmm
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    I wonder if you can have nose hair transplanted to your head...hmmmm

    You could if you don't mind your head hair permanently looking like Nigel Kennedy.
    Every night is curry night!
  • Shaun.BebbingtonShaun.Bebbington
    edited July 2009
    Sadly, Tashes and sportsmen are something of a thing of the past. At best, Flintoff manages a beard, and Monty isn't daring enough to be anything but a bearded wonder. What happened to real men like this:

    http://www.ashescricket.co.uk/images/botham.jpg

    Flintoff is short of a few test runs; growing a Muzzy will surely envoke great power at the crease, scaring a few Aussie bowlers in the process and seeing him safely to three figures.
  • mermanmerman
    edited July 2009
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  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    That's a fake hand and head!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    You could if you don't mind your head hair permanently looking like Nigel Kennedy.

    1025_kid_getty.jpg

    (Kid, from Kid 'n Play)
  • milemile
    edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »

    (Kid, from Kid 'n Play)

    is that him from 'house party'?
  • frobushfrobush
    edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    is that him from 'house party'?

    Yup! Tis he!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2009
    I wonder if he has vitaligo as well, always thought he looked a bit pastey :D
    Every night is curry night!
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