Big Bro Sree's slashed his wrists

edited August 2009 in Chit chat
Guess he must have seen Siavash getting stuck into Noirin.

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/228357/

Noirin really makes me laugh. First she fobs off Marcus for weeks on end, claiming that she can't do anything in the house because she'd upset her ex boyfriend. Then Marcus gets put in Big Bro jail overnight and she takes the opportunity to get together with Siavash, even though she really wants to get with Tom. Then Tom says he's leaving, so she craps herself and runs around after him, desperately attempting to get him to change his mind and stay in the house. Then Tom leaves and she settles for Siavash because she can't get Tom. And last night she told Siavash that she doesn't want anything serious in the house, despite telling him previously that they were going to make a go of it outside the house.

So now Siavash he realised that he's completely f**ked up his friendship with Marcus over a girl who's not really that into him anyway.

And now Sree's slit his wrists, probably over Noirin's antics with Siavash.

What a palaver.
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  • edited July 2009
    id use a fuckin bazooka on the lot of em, bastid big brother
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited July 2009
    Take off and nuke the entire 'house' from orbit.
    It's the only way to be sure.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited July 2009
    BigBadMick wrote: »
    Guess he must have seen Siavash getting stuck into Noirin.

    http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/228357/

    Noirin really makes me laugh. First she fobs off Marcus for weeks on end, claiming that she can't do anything in the house because she'd upset her ex boyfriend. Then Marcus gets put in Big Bro jail overnight and she takes the opportunity to get together with Siavash, even though she really wants to get with Tom. Then Tom says he's leaving, so she craps herself and runs around after him, desperately attempting to get him to change his mind and stay in the house. Then Tom leaves and she settles for Siavash because she can't get Tom. And last night she told Siavash that she doesn't want anything serious in the house, despite telling him previously that they were going to make a go of it outside the house.

    So now Siavash he realised that he's completely f**ked up his friendship with Marcus over a girl who's not really that into him anyway.

    And now Sree's slit his wrists, probably over Noirin's antics with Siavash.

    What a palaver.

    Nobody cares!

    Let the media whore die!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    And, to top it all off, a little bird tells me that Noirin's ex-boyfriend is going into the house either tonight or tomorrow night. Blatant attempt by big brother producers to up the ratings of the show if you ask me.

    So any hope Siavash may have held of nurturing a relationship with Noirin will be blown out of the water and his former friendship with Marcus lies in ruins.

    Crap one.
  • edited July 2009
    As I'm sure all my spec-chums will agree - Big Brother truly is the best show ever broadcast in the entire history of TV. (If we're not counting Housewives of Orange County.)
  • edited July 2009
    Incorrect! Big Brother should've been canned years ago, it's arse.

    .....and I'm sure deep down you know this :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    Au contraire, mon ami, Big Brother is FANTASTIC!

    BAFTA material, every episode.
  • edited July 2009
    Eggs ackly! Why bother with decent proper scripted television programmes when you have shit of that quality to watch instead?
  • edited July 2009
    Who?
    Who cares?
  • edited July 2009
    It's become a nasty wee show overseen by nasty wee people who try and create as much friction as possible amongst the contestants in order to get column inches in the yellow press. The sooner it's gone from our screens the better.
  • edited July 2009
    A mass successful suicide attempt by all the housemates is the only reason I'd watch it...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited July 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    A mass successful suicide attempt by all the housemates is the only reason I'd watch it...

    Only if the triggers were pulled as a result of an elaborate domino trick.
  • edited July 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    A mass successful suicide attempt by all the housemates is the only reason I'd watch it...
    Immediately followed by the production crew doing the same...
  • edited July 2009
    Necros wrote: »
    Immediately followed by the production crew doing the same...

    Nah! It would be better if they were murdered by a bunch of rampaging lunatics, that way they don't have a choice in the matter. But it should still be televised anyway.

    I know that's a horrible thing to say, but I'd watch it, because it would be a bunch of manipulative money grabbing bastards getting murdered, because they manipulated media grabbing whores into degrading themselves to the point that the only fame they can really gain is topless model (which can be achieved without BB), childrens presenter (which playing on stereotypes usually requires homosexuality), or crap pop program presenter (which requires no life skills or education, just BB).

    Really what a fucking waste of time and money, imagine the lives in 3rd world countries that could be changed using the ridiculous amount of money it costs to keep this shit on the air, build the fucking house, keep the worthless media whore fuckwits in enough cider to keep them moderately amusing.

    seriously what a fucking waste of time and fucking money.

    after 10 years or whatever it's more than time to pull the plug, what a waste of life seriously just make it go away. It's fucking pathetic!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    ^^^^
    What boozey just said.
  • edited July 2009
    I hadn't even realised the nonsense had returned. Thankfully the rest of the media seems to have finally given up on it and so every other news story isn't a Big Brother one, unlike previous years.

    Hopefully that's a sign that it's high time the reality TV fad was buried forever, never to be resurrected.
  • edited July 2009
    AndyC wrote: »
    I hadn't even realised the nonsense had returned. Thankfully the rest of the media seems to have finally given up on it and so every other news story isn't a Big Brother one, unlike previous years.

    Hopefully that's a sign that it's high time the reality TV fad was buried forever, never to be resurrected.

    Same here. Had no idea it was back on. Proves that it was a waste of time from the off.
  • edited July 2009
    'Attempting to commit suicide' in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Hmmmm, I wonder what his next trick will be. Going out with Kinga?
  • edited July 2009
    'Attempting to commit suicide' in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Hmmmm, I wonder what his next trick will be. Going out with Kinga?

    Exactly! Safe that you're not going to die, it's even worse than those so-called depressed types at parties who threaten to kill themselves cos' life sucks. Then they realise nobody is paying attention to them and they get a taxi home with mummies credit card at 11PM.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    joefish wrote: »
    Take off and nuke the entire 'house' from orbit.
    It's the only way to be sure.

    Heh ... on an entirely different forum I used to have a "Private Hudson" handle to have some harmless little trolling fun, ending every 2nd sentence with "man". Yeah man, totally agree with Big Brother, I bet it's full of illegal alien scum, nuke that chickenshit outfit so it leaves a crater the size of Nebraska.
  • edited July 2009
    BigBadMick wrote: »
    And, to top it all off, a little bird tells me that Noirin's ex-boyfriend is going into the house either tonight or tomorrow night. Blatant attempt by big brother producers to up the ratings of the show if you ask me.

    So any hope Siavash may have held of nurturing a relationship with Noirin will be blown out of the water and his former friendship with Marcus lies in ruins.

    Crap one.
    Interesting titbit!! I must admit to enjoying this yrs show after ignoring all but one of the previous series. I got drawn into it as the GF watches it and it is one of the precious few things on TV we talk about:-)

    Thumbs up- Halfwit, Siavash, Marcus, Bea
    Thumbs down- Charlie(shit stiring weak willed @*%$), Lisa- (makes me wanna puke), David (quote- shoot me in the head after speaking to him), And everyone else- just annoying! lol!
  • edited July 2009
    How can any of you confess to watching BB?

    It the bigest pile of w*nk on the telly, and you admit to watching it!

    ... Oh dear :-D
  • edited July 2009
    Hercules wrote: »
    How can any of you confess to watching BB?

    It the bigest pile of w*nk on the telly, and you admit to watching it!

    ... Oh dear :-D

    be quiet marcus
    LOL
  • edited July 2009
    there was a repeat of the 8 out of 10 cats big brother special on the other night, I was weirdly drawn in and watched a few minutes of it.

    the BB contestants were being outsmarted by Jimmy Carr so I think that says it all :lol::lol:
  • edited July 2009
    Davina McCall's face collapses due to excessive gurning:-

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i37593

    My view of Davina McCall:-

    That f*cking woman gets on my tits. Why does she pull stupid facial expressions at the end of every sentence? Either she practicing for the national gurning championships or something is stuck up her rectum and she pulls those faces coz she's in pain.
  • edited July 2009
    I think its been proved now that the only people watching are saddo no life gits that have applied over & again to be on the show but failed.

    Really, has anyone watched this in the last 5 years??

    The show becomes more of a freak show every year, and the only people showing an interest are freakier than the contestants!
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  • edited July 2009
    Hercules wrote: »
    How can any of you confess to watching BB?

    It the bigest pile of w*nk on the telly, and you admit to watching it!

    ... Oh dear :-D

    Boo! ;) I knew it would be like walking into the Lions den mentioning Big brother on here!:lol:
  • edited July 2009
    Actually found that Sree quite interesting, hes one of these really really clever blokes but who doesnt have great social skills specialy with women.

    The way he was trying to 'charm' that girl was cringeful to watch.

    I used to watch BB but now i just have it on that channel on sleep timer at night when i want to nod off. Come to the end of its run totally, be surprised if its back next year
  • edited July 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Actually found that Sree quite interesting, hes one of these really really clever blokes but who doesnt have great social skills specialy with women.

    The way he was trying to 'charm' that girl was cringeful to watch.

    I used to watch BB but now i just have it on that channel on sleep timer at night when i want to nod off. Come to the end of its run totally, be surprised if its back next year
    I'm surprised it ever made it past year one. But I suppose it just shows the stupidity of people in general.
  • edited July 2009
    Necros wrote: »
    I'm surprised it ever made it past year one. But I suppose it just shows the stupidity of people in general.

    Different tastes and that ! I cant stand Harry Potter or Dr Who and find people who like that odd. Dont get me wrong i'm not some huge Big Brother fan but it has provided 'some' highlights over the years but now theyre flogging a dead horse.

    They should take it off Ch4 and just create some cheap Sky channel on to have all of the Big Brother stuff.

    Big Brother in the US is a totally different kettle of fish, been quite successful over there and i'm surprised Ch4 havent copied that instead of the Z listers in the english version.
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