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3 word story, as a book on tape

dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
edited January 2010 in Chit chat
Click the link on my sig to hear the first chapter (pages 1-65) of the 3 word story read by professor Stephen Hawking.

You will not be disappointed ;)
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Every night is curry night!
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  • polomintpolomint
    edited August 2009
    You really do have too much time on your hands, :p
    So far, so meh :)
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    Finally, you knob end! LOL!

    Was it worth it?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Finally, you knob end! LOL!

    Was it worth it?

    Download it and see you big peni ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    I did! I'm only joking!

    http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/frobush/golds.mp3

    EDIT: and you are going to have to stop clicking your mouse! (Or alter the click FX to NULL)

    And for a recording that big - get rid of your email alerts - just in case!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    yeah that was funny so funny I'm including my reply as a download in my sig as well ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    Well, if you are gunna do it - do it right.

    Change your Sig link to this...

    http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/frobush/catame.mp3
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2009
    Wow Boozie that actually is very funny when you play it back.

    How did you get at the data? Via the forum or did you do some back end data query?
    Calling all ASCII Art Architects Visit the WOS Wall of Text and contribute: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/wos
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited August 2009
    rotflmao!

    So we have the book on tape.. er mp3.... next... The movie!!
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2009
    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    rotflmao!

    So we have the book on tape.. er mp3.... next... The movie!!
    Stephen Fry should reprise his role as The Voice Of The Book...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Wow Boozie that actually is very funny when you play it back.

    How did you get at the data? Via the forum or did you do some back end data query?

    I just got it from the forum, it doesn't really take that long to put it all together, it just feels like it takes a while, cos' it's quite tedious. The end result apparently was worth it.

    I was going to continue, don't know if I will or not?

    It actually takes quite a bit of tidying up, certain things don't come out right, for instance if I had to change every spelling ZX Beccy to Zed X Becky, otherwise it kept saying Zee-X Becksy, and refering to the Speccy as Specksy. I had to change Frobush to Fro Bush otherwise it blurted out Frobbush!

    I had another listen to it and found that near the end it may still need a little tidying there's a few words here and there that you can't really make out unless you can read along with the story.
    Every night is curry night!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2009
    It would be much easier if we could get Martijn to build an SQL query to get the data out as a text file.

    Surely its possible and worth an ask?
    Calling all ASCII Art Architects Visit the WOS Wall of Text and contribute: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/wos
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    Could be a very dangerous document in the wrong hands :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited August 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Could be a very dangerous document in the wrong hands :D

    Yeah, if your current employer got that you'd be out of a job and he'd make sure you'd never find work anymore in the US ;-)
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    XTM of TMG wrote: »
    Yeah, if your current employer got that you'd be out of a job and he'd make sure you'd never find work anymore in the US ;-)

    Hmmmm.

    Save. Save damn it. Bloody 'ell. Come on. Come on. Come on you huge file. Save!!!

    HAH! BINGO!

    Now Boozy will listen to my demands!
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited August 2009
    Willy or will he?

    Hm, I wonder if I should tell the company who makes that drink called 7-up about that bloke who had 7-urp cans in his game. Or I could just blackmail him into releasing Saucer ... decisions, decisions.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    XTM of TMG wrote: »
    Willy or will he?

    Hm, I wonder if I should tell the company who makes that drink called 7-up about that bloke who had 7-urp cans in his game. Or I could just blackmail him into releasing Saucer ... decisions, decisions.

    Er. Erm.

    Can I have some time to think about things?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Hmmmm.

    Save. Save damn it. Bloody 'ell. Come on. Come on. Come on you huge file. Save!!!

    HAH! BINGO!

    Now Boozy will listen to my demands!

    oh really?

    Now I'm confused?
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    Slightly off topic - sorry!

    Does anyone know where I can get hold of a gun, and any cheap flight websites?
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited August 2009
    Flights to Germany are very expensive. Or so I've heard.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Slightly off topic - sorry!

    Does anyone know where I can get hold of a gun, and any cheap flight websites?

    I could've got you a gun back in England, but you'd never have got through customs with it ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Slightly off topic - sorry!

    Does anyone know where I can get hold of a gun, and any cheap flight websites?
    Do you want me to drive you?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I could've got you a gun back in England, but you'd never have got through customs with it ;)

    I can swim.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I can swim.

    See you in a few months then, remember to buy plenty of duck fat for the journey ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    LARD!

  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    I will record and post chapter 2 in a while.

    I have to take a dump, have a shave, have a shower, eat some food, drink a few ales, etc.

    Then I should be just in the right frame of mind :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    Well here we go if anybody gives a rats :D

    Chapter 2: clicky clicky, siggy siggy!

    I just wish I could find something to make the voice sound like William Shatner, now that would be funny ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    You give a rats! And that's all that matters!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    Not Shatner, but close enough!

    http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Not Shatner, but close enough!

    http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

    Sadly enough I pressed every key, some I even pressed twice :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited August 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Sadly enough I pressed every key, some I even pressed twice :D

    What? Even 'z'?
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