Caption Compo!

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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
    "That'll do for farters!"
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  • edited August 2009
    murtceps wrote: »
    Tesco Value mattress

    Winner! Over to you murtceps!
  • edited August 2009
    I won !!!

    Try this - hopefully this will work as I'm at work and some images are blocked.


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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
    Swine Flo.
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    The slaughterhouse looked just fine to Esmerelda through her rose tinted spectacles
  • edited August 2009
    The rejected cover for Now 6.
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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
    mohammed's parents were less than pleased at his new girlfreind
  • edited August 2009
    Dame Edna minus mascara.
  • edited August 2009
    Well no-ones posted for 7 hours so I am pleased to anounce the winner:-
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Swine Flo.


    I'd expected the Swine flu quips, but that was just brilliant.

    So over to Scottie
  • edited August 2009
    Well, as much as I think Scottie deserves to get some sort of prize, mainly because he actually won the last but one competition and I adjudicated and made myself the winner, I think this is a poor effort.

    Now I could go into analising the text and pull it apart, but that would be churlish and childish!

    So, where do we go from here?

    Now. Its clear that there would be some sort of backlash reguarding the choice of the winning entry. However. There is a fine line between being funny and being clever. And this is where I have to draw the line.

    BLAH BLAH BLAH!
  • edited August 2009
    I thought miles was the funniest, and most offensive at the same time, that should've won, just for pure risk taking ;)
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  • edited August 2009
    Oh right cheers. I'll post up an image a bit later.
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  • edited August 2009
    I thought miles was the funniest, and most offensive at the same time, that should've won, just for pure risk taking ;)

    thanks boozy, i saw a pig and knew it was gonna be a pop at the muslims. :)
  • edited August 2009
    I think we need more players...? It has sort of shrunk into the usual crowd a little.

    What does everyone think about a rule limiting the winners to encourage others? Something along the lines of there has to be at least 2 competitions inbetween your wins? So if Scottie won one and handed over, Scottie cannot win the next compo...?? Can still play if they want for the comedy factor like but cannot be the winner...
  • edited August 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    I think we need more players...? It has sort of shrunk into the usual crowd a little.

    What does everyone think about a rule limiting the winners to encourage others? Something along the lines of there has to be at least 2 competitions inbetween your wins? So if Scottie won one and handed over, Scottie cannot win the next compo...?? Can still play if they want for the comedy factor like but cannot be the winner...

    Yeah, there needs to be some sort of rules. One go etc (I break this all the time).
  • edited August 2009
    OK, revised rules are:

    10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder"
    15 PRINT "ONE caption per picture per participant"
    20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever they please"
    25 PRINT "Current holder cannot chose previous holder as winner"
    30 PRINT "Next winner becomes holder and posts a piccy"
    40 GOTO 10

    Let's see how it goes...

    Get a piccy up Scottie lad...:grin:
  • edited August 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    OK, revised rules are:

    10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder"
    15 PRINT "ONE caption per picture per participant"
    20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever they please"
    25 PRINT "Current holder cannot chose previous holder as winner"
    30 PRINT "Next winner becomes holder and posts a piccy"
    40 GOTO 10

    Let's see how it goes...

    Get a piccy up Scottie lad...:grin:

    Not sure about point 25. But we'll see how it goes!
  • edited August 2009
    rules are for chumps.
  • edited August 2009
    Ok here goes

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  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
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    mohammeds parents were less than pleased by the look of his new car.
  • edited August 2009
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  • edited August 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    OK, revised rules are:

    10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder"
    15 PRINT "ONE caption per picture per participant"
    20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever they please"
    25 PRINT "Current holder cannot chose previous holder as winner"
    30 PRINT "Next winner becomes holder and posts a piccy"
    40 GOTO 10

    Let's see how it goes...

    Get a piccy up Scottie lad...:grin:

    Rule 15 could be left out. I'm ok with the other ones though. I don't mind people dropping several captions, sometimes it takes a few goes to get a good one ( Errr ... ? -Ed )

    How about allowing multiple captions but only the most current one stands?
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