And I wish I was loaded! I'm not! Skin of my arse! Down to the last 'dregs'! Waiting on a payment now to just keep afloat!!
I was kinda broken about 2 years ago. I envisioned the lurking dangers of a filthy Java/VisualBASIC or sweat-on-a-fucktory future but not! Now I'm working in a company that uses PL/I (a 60s imperative language) on IBM mainframes, and I'm 90% of the time browsing and editing hex dumps in green characters over black background. Sweet.
I'll recommend you. With such a C.V. you'll be directly promoted to CEO :-o
Oh poor Frobby! You can't distact Joffa from his current lifestyle! What would he do with all that money anyway? Oh, apart from buying more food to throw about the house for our entertainment! :D Besides, he has far more important work to do... ;)
Oh poor Frobby! You can't distact Joffa from his current lifestyle! What would he do with all that money anyway? Oh, apart from buying more food to throw about the house for our entertainment! :D Besides, he has far more important work to do... ;)
But he can keep throwing food at Getronics and be paid for it!
I'm actually throwing a few CROISSANTS all over the place while watching the hex screens, it's not that difficult! :razz:
A copy of the email (and possible reply) should be posted, for us to get wet! :-o
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: Jonathan Smith [mailto:joffa.smifff@tiscali.co.uk]
Sent: 21 August 2009 01:36
To: Info UK
Subject: Why not email you!
I have no idea who you are or what you do!
I have been talking to someone online (a Spanish guy whom goes by Madonna Mk 2 - not a good sign) and he put me onto you! I think he may work for you elsewhere. Spain probably!
My name is Joffa Smifff, I used to be real good at ZX Spectrum coding. I live in Widnes. Don't hold that against me!
I'm skint!
I can make the tea and coffee!
Jof.
Joffa
Please can you send you CV to recruitment@getronics.co.uk so that if there are any relevant opportunities to discuss we can contact you.
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I loved the Speccy version of Terra Cresta, and I'm english. What does that make me???
Not you! Madonna Mk 2!
Although, if I get a knock back, you are second on the list!
Starglider you're special, don't question it :D
It's best just to have a rant about something instead ;)
Gay. Live with it.
I love you Joffa :p
Not enough to swap jobs though!
Look who's talking! LOL! :razz:
You must be Spanish! I bet your real name is Juan P?rezzz.
Yeah, that's me. But sorry: I'm a man, I'm straight, and I'm MARRIED (!)
BTW, you're Joffa Smifff (will be VERY disappointed if you are not!), so never mind... my wife will understand ;)
How much do you bet exactly? In cash!
256 pesetas!
BY
JULIO IGLESIAS
PAELLA DESIGN
MATADOR CODING
PLIP PLOP BULL-FIGHTING
BY
JUAN P?REZZZ
So B.A. BARACUS is your second option?!? :-o
CASH!
I am loaded!
Yes you are! So you want a money-oriented relationship, huh?
Pets. Anything. Not bothered!
And I wish I was loaded! I'm not! Skin of my arse! Down to the last 'dregs'! Waiting on a payment now to just keep afloat!
I'll sell my soul for chocolate gold!
I was kinda broken about 2 years ago. I envisioned the lurking dangers of a filthy Java/VisualBASIC or sweat-on-a-fucktory future but not! Now I'm working in a company that uses PL/I (a 60s imperative language) on IBM mainframes, and I'm 90% of the time browsing and editing hex dumps in green characters over black background. Sweet.
I'll recommend you. With such a C.V. you'll be directly promoted to CEO :-o
I'm not that bothered! I'm quite happy to make tea and coffee!
OK, so bookmark:
http://www.getronics.co.uk/
And watch for host programmer (to mess with green hex dumps) and/or tea-coffe maker (to mess with Java-looking cups) opportunities!
Runcorn! That's next door to me! Spitting distance! I did 7 months worth of community service (un-paid work) in that hell hole!
LOL!
They are going to wet themselves when they read it!
Oh, and Madonna Mk 2 - you are in trouble now!
Thank goodness that the Spanish division split and was bought by another company!!! They cannot find me! ;)
But he can keep throwing food at Getronics and be paid for it!
I'm actually throwing a few CROISSANTS all over the place while watching the hex screens, it's not that difficult! :razz:
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LOL!!!!
Why won't anyone employ me? I don't understand!