Another scare tactic

edited September 2009 in Chit chat
Ho hum... when will people learn?

Got a facebook message from a friend who has pasted this:
on a completely different note "Apparently the FAN CHECK Application is a VIRUS that takes 48 hours to kick in. Even if you are tagged in a photo the virus still attacks you. Please inform all you friends and remove/delete the application ASAP. ...Copy and... paste this as your status so word gets around quickly!Read Moreabout an hour ago

Pointed them to a reputable antivirus company and told them NOT to do the above:
http://www.sophos.com/pressoffice/news/articles/2009/09/facebook-fan-check-virus.html
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  • edited September 2009
    I cant stand getting those ! Its embarassing when someone you know sends out a 'virus warning' to 100 people on his distribution list or something.

    A quick search which takes seconds normally shows its a fake. Still it could be worse, who are the nutters who send round the 'irish good luck charms' to 10 people thinking if they dont they'll have bad luck ?! Thankfully seen those decline lately
  • edited September 2009
    Only liberals are ever fooled.
  • edited September 2009
    [FOAD]Iron wrote: »
    Only liberals are ever fooled.

    Come on for once tell me what all this liberal crap is about. Last time you went on a rant about it but when i replied you never did respond.

    Do you get sponsored for using the word 'liberal' all the time ?
  • edited September 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Come on for once tell me what all this liberal crap is about.

    He's probably a fully paid up member of the Conservative or Labour party or something...

    I hate them ones with stuff like "send to 8 people in the next 40 seconds including the one who sent it to you and your life will change forever..." type endings. What a load of crap.

    I remember the ones from a few years back that were saying MS/Google were doing a marketing trail and would pay $10 everytime you forwarded the mail and loads of people made like $10,000 out of it which was "nothing set against their marketing budgets of this huge company". Tosh.

    ...I'm still waiting for me fecking cheque!

    :lol:
  • edited September 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    He's probably a fully paid up member of the Conservative or Labour party or something...

    I hate them ones with stuff like "send to 8 people in the next 40 seconds including the one who sent it to you and your life will change forever..." type endings. What a load of crap.

    I remember the ones from a few years back that were saying MS/Google were doing a marketing trail and would pay $10 everytime you forwarded the mail and loads of people made like $10,000 out of it which was "nothing set against their marketing budgets of this huge company". Tosh.

    ...I'm still waiting for me fecking cheque!

    :lol:

    i got one of them yesterday saying some young girl was dying, and if you forwarded it, someone would donatce 3p to her charity.

    or the other ones we get are warning women not to go to petrol stations cos rapists hang out there, crawling under peoples cars. yeah if i were gonna rape someone i'd do it in a brightly lit area with lots of cctv.
  • edited September 2009
    Had the one about be careful about sitting on seats on trains as druggies are putting needles at the bottom of the seat and if you get pricked by those you'll get AIDs etc etc, all sooo OTT.

    They'll be warning me next not to say Candyman 3 times in front of a mirror !
  • edited September 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    I hate them ones with stuff like "send to 8 people in the next 40 seconds including the one who sent it to you and your life will change forever..." type endings. What a load of crap.

    no it's true! you'll lose all your friends when they realise what a jackass you are! people will cross the street to avoid catching your stupid. pretty life changing stuff! :p

    :smile:
  • edited September 2009
    Havent had many for a while, usual spam crap about viagra or cheap software. But havent had the 'send it onto 10 people for an irish lucky charm....' type stuff.

    Still get the 419 scam emails, i cant stand the crooks who do those but on the other hand (specially in 2009) if people are stupid to fall for those sod em'.

    Again - a tip for the scammers, if you send an email which has a name like its some mexican porn actress i probably will know instantly its spam !
  • edited September 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Again - a tip for the scammers, if you send an email which has a name like its some mexican porn actress i probably will know instantly its spam !

    Hmmm...when I get those ones I have to seriously try and remember what I was doing the previous weekend.
  • edited September 2009
    I hate the fact that my email address ends up on huge lists of forwarded emails. Once those fully loaded chain emails end up in a spammer's inbox, its just a case of running a program to pick up 1000s of emails including MINE!

    Don't people THINK?
  • edited September 2009
    I do often write back to the scammer to tell them where to go (not that it helps) but makes me feel better. However the second they get a reply they know the mailbox is active so often then pass round the same persons detials to lots of other fellow scammers.

    Most are picked up by my spam folder but its nice to have a bit of a moan to them occasionally !

    Ages ago i did a 'reverse scam' and wrote to as scammer pretending i was a scout from Man Utd and how they wanted to give some young african footballers a scholarship. Guy believed it and apparently went to the airport to get his 'free ticket'. Told him the truth in the end, he was annoyed but eventually apologised for his earlier scam etc.

    Thankfully it seems 'less' people get fooled now but i do worry about an old dear falling for it. On Watchdog a while back there was this granny who was constantly sending money thinking she was going to win this huge great prize draw, very sad, despite her family telling her not to do it she kept on as she was so convinced she was going to get a fortune.
  • edited September 2009
    Oh, there was someone in the US (a woman I think) who fell hook line and sinker for a 419 scam, even after friends, family etc. told her it was a scam, she still sent more money!

    The most creepy email chain letter hoax I saw going around a few years back, it goes like this:
    Sadly, this is very true. My husband is a Houston Firefighter/EMT and they have received alerts regarding this crime ring. It is to be taken very seriously. The daughter of a friend of a fellow firefighter had this happen to her. Skilled doctor's are performing these crimes! (which, by the way have been highly noted in the Las Vegas area). Additionally, the military has received alerts regarding this.

    This story came from the "Daily Texan" - the University of Texas newspaper. Apparently it occured during Fall Premier - a UT tradition that is a celebration of the end of midterms.

    "Reason to not party anymore"

    This guy went out last Saturday night to a party. He was having a good time, had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him and invited him to go to another party. He quickly agreed and decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and they continued to drink, and even got involved with some other drugs (unknown which).

    The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice. He was still feeling the effects of the drugs, but looked around to see he was alone. He looked down at his chest, which had "CALL 911 OR YOU WILL DIE" written on it in lipstick.

    He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub, so he picked it up and dialed. He explained to the EMS operator what the situation was and that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling.

    She advised him to get out of the tub. He did, and she asked him to look himself over in the mirror. He did, and appeared normal, so she told him to check his back. He did, only to find two 9 inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back in the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue team over.

    Apparently, after being examined, he found out more of what had happened. His kidneys were stolen. They are worth 10,000 dollars each on the black market. (I was unaware this even existed.) Several guesses are in order: The second party was a sham, the people involved had to be at least medical students, and it was not just recreational drugs he was given.

    Regardless, he is currently in the hospital on life support, awaiting a spare kidney. The University of Texas in conjunction with Baylor University Medical Center is conducting tissue research to match the sophomore student with a donor.
  • edited September 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Again - a tip for the scammers, if you send an email which has a name like its some mexican porn actress i probably will know instantly its spam !

    Haha! I haven't had a one from Ungo Cartoa for a while, I was curious so I googled that name, must admit ungo is good, either that or the bot program typo'd it. The closest thing I can find is ungo cartao.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2009
    BloodBaz wrote: »
    I hate the fact that my email address ends up on huge lists of forwarded emails. Once those fully loaded chain emails end up in a spammer's inbox, its just a case of running a program to pick up 1000s of emails including MINE!

    Don't people THINK?

    I've switched ISP's and have a brand new e-mail address. I get no junk at the moment, and am being very wary about signing up for anything,
  • edited September 2009
    Winston wrote: »
    Oh, there was someone in the US (a woman I think) who fell hook line and sinker for a 419 scam, even after friends, family etc. told her it was a scam, she still sent more money!

    The most creepy email chain letter hoax I saw going around a few years back, it goes like this:

    Yeah i've heard about those hoaxes about the kidneys etc, wasnt there the film Urban Myths or something which had lots of these in it pretending they were all true.
  • edited September 2009
    thx1138 wrote: »
    I've switched ISP's and have a brand new e-mail address. I get no junk at the moment, and am being very wary about signing up for anything,

    I have two e-mail addresses, one is genuine, and the other I give to doubtful sites/people, as I only check it when I'm expecting something from them, this way I avoid most spam, as my genuine e-mail is only given to trusted sites and people. Even so, spam still does find it's way there, but thankfully g-mail is very good at screening out spam.

    And Winston, that kidney thing really made me shudder. Would that even be theroretically possible? Can you live for even a short time without kidneys (and what do kidneys do? Don't they filter out your blood and send the waste into your urine)?
  • edited September 2009
    ewgf wrote: »

    And Winston, that kidney thing really made me shudder. Would that even be theroretically possible? Can you live for even a short time without kidneys (and what do kidneys do? Don't they filter out your blood and send the waste into your urine)?

    yeah you can live without them for a bit, but not long. i think they take all the muck out of liquids.

    the answer to if it happens is in the scam text, you need to be a match for the kidneys. so you can't order them, they'd have to rob loads of them for financial sucess.

    needless to say if you got drunk before a major operation like that, you wouldn't make it off the operating table.
  • edited September 2009
    ewgf wrote: »
    And Winston, that kidney thing really made me shudder. Would that even be theroretically possible? Can you live for even a short time without kidneys (and what do kidneys do? Don't they filter out your blood and send the waste into your urine)?
    mile wrote: »
    yeah you can live without them for a bit, but not long. i think they take all the muck out of liquids.

    This is something that I know quite abit about as I suffer with PKD (Polycystic Kidney Disease) It's a genetic condition where cysts grow on and inside the kidneys, slowing them down and eventually, shutting them down alltogether.

    The kidneys are made of a kind of spongey substance that (kind of like a sponge), soaks out all the toxins from the blood (they are what makes you piss yellow). In my case, the cysts (that can be very painful at times), cause them to slowly stop working. They also cause them to grow in size. When my Dad had his removed (following a successful transplant), the doctors said that although they were not the largest ones that they had seen, they were both about the size of a kettle. Healthy ones are about the size of an adult closed fist!

    It's possible to live for a short while with no kidney function at all, but not for very long as the build up of toxins will poison you. When doctors know that someone has bad kidneys, regular blood tests will show what % function is left. I can't remember what mine is, but it's around 23% I think. 15% is when you can go onto the transplant waiting list. 9% is when someone with kidney trouble will need to go onto dialysis.

    The lower the function, the worse someone feels. I myself am quite tired alot of the time and I'm finding that I can't keep up the pace as much as I used to :( But that could just be me getting old :lol:
  • edited September 2009
    mile wrote: »
    yeah you can live without them for a bit, but not long. i think they take all the muck out of liquids.

    About 48 hours before the really awful symptoms kick in. Without your kidneys, your fluid reclamation system will fail quickly and you'll start to fill up. Dialysis will remove the fluid and selected toxins that build up in the bloodstream. The kidneys do a lot more than just filtration (selective re-absorption), and they really are very, very important. If you've seen anyone die through acute renal failure, it's a horrible way to go. I've seen quite few people die from it.

    This email is likely a hoax, but the method has been used before - however, they generally kill the victim, as there's no point in keeping them alive, and they're worth a lot more dead. I myself have harvested quite a few organs from cadavers (eyes, mostly).

    Besides, how much ice do you think it takes to fill a bath? The resulting hypothermia will do you in before you ever wake up.

    D.
  • edited September 2009
    WOW! This is turning into a proper medically intellectual thread...

    Answer me this: -

    What the hell are my nipples for?
  • edited September 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    WOW! This is turning into a proper medically intellectual thread...

    Answer me this: -

    What the hell are my nipples for?

    lactation
  • edited September 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    They'll be warning me next not to say Candyman 3 times in front of a mirror !

    Of course this does nothing. Say it five times however and you're fucked!

    Urban Legend was the film. Only one i recall was the dog in the microwave.
  • edited September 2009
    The Candyman story was based on the old "Bloody Mary" urban legend.

    1 version of which was if you said "Bloody Mary" 13 times from the stroke of midnight whilst looking into a mirror, it was said that a vision of "Bloody Mary" would appear and you could ask her to summon the soul of any person for you to converse with until 12:01.

    Saying "Bloody Mary" 13 times and then nominating a dead person to speak to until 12:01 doesn't leave much actual time for speaking!

    The origins and methods of "Bloody Mary" are many though. She can kill you, or drive you insane.

    It's all bollocks, but great for scaring kids on Hallowe'en!
  • edited September 2009
    i heard that if a bloke uses a lactate pump for about six months he eventually starts producing milk.

    prolly in the wild we could or might have been able to suckle babies, you know if the mum died and you couldn't leave the cave cos of dinosaurs or lava.
  • edited September 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i heard that if a bloke uses a lactate pump for about six months he eventually starts producing milk.

    Isn't there a bloke in Sweden trying this out IRL???
  • edited September 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    Isn't there a bloke in Sweden trying this out IRL???

    it wouldn't suprise me.

    that bloke in the states with the fake boobs should have tried it out.
  • edited September 2009
    mile wrote: »
    it wouldn't suprise me.

    that bloke in the states with the fake boobs should have tried it out.

    Jordon?
  • edited September 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    WOW! This is turning into a proper medically intellectual thread...

    Answer me this: -

    What the hell are my nipples for?

    It's like a dashboard on a car, all the spaces for the controls on the top of the range version are present on all models, just with blanking plates or not punched out of the mould. Same prinicpal can be applied to why men have nipples.
  • edited September 2009
    maybe we are still in beta testing, i presume god will be brining out a new model some day.

    man 2.0 - no nipples, no appendix, more reliable hair.

    woman 2.0 - more or less the same, just all made to look like megan fox
  • edited September 2009
    MrCheese wrote: »
    It's like a dashboard on a car, all the spaces for the controls on the top of the range version are present on all models, just with blanking plates or not punched out of the mould. Same prinicpal can be applied to why men have nipples.

    Aye, I once read that we all start out as females, in the womb like.

    Then the lucky few of us are chosen to be male.

    (runs and hides awaiting ZX Beckys smackdown!)
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