hearing noises

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  • edited October 2009
    Very rarely I sometimes hear a very loud noise like someone has pulled the shelves down upstairs or a murderer is smashing through the back door when I'm asleep. The only time it wasn't was when the shelves upstairs actually did fall down and I just assumed I was nodding off watching the telly. The wife came downstairs screaming at me because I had just sat there and she was nearly squashed. Bloody women eh?
  • edited October 2009
    Very rarely I sometimes hear a very loud noise like someone has pulled the shelves down upstairs or a murderer is smashing through the back door when I'm asleep. The only time it wasn't was when the shelves upstairs actually did fall down and I just assumed I was nodding off watching the telly. The wife came downstairs screaming at me because I had just sat there and she was nearly squashed. Bloody women eh?
    Unreasonable...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    Very rarely I sometimes hear a very loud noise like someone has pulled the shelves down upstairs or a murderer is smashing through the back door when I'm asleep. The only time it wasn't was when the shelves upstairs actually did fall down and I just assumed I was nodding off watching the telly. The wife came downstairs screaming at me because I had just sat there and she was nearly squashed. Bloody women eh?

    f'king nut 'er!
  • edited October 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    f'king nut 'er!

    that's your solution to everything.
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    that's your solution to everything.
    Sounds reasonable to me...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    that's your solution to everything.

    Do you want a f'king nuttin' or sommat?

    :p
  • edited October 2009
    STeaM wrote: »
    f'king
    STeaM wrote: »
    f'king

    I've worked it out STeaM is actually Jimmy Tarbuck!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2009
    I've worked it out STeaM is actually Jimmy Tarbuck!
    Never heard Jimmy use language like that...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    I've worked it out STeaM is actually Jimmy Tarbuck!

    And Mile is Jimmy Hill!

    and Boozy is actually Jimmy Cranky or judging by his avitar more like Jimmy Crankie's dad / husband.
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  • edited October 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    And Mile is Jimmy Hill!

    and karingal is bruce forsyth.
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    and karingal is bruce forsyth.

    Yeah good game, good game.
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  • edited October 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Yeah good game, good game.

    they're all good games, this is WOS. :p
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    they're all good games, this is WOS. :p

    Come off it not all spectrum games were good. Take the Cascade Cassette 50 as a prominent instance.
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  • edited October 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Come off it not all spectrum games were good. Take the Cascade Cassette 50 as a prominent instance.

    That was good because of the digital watch.
  • edited October 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Come off it not all spectrum games were good. Take the Cascade Cassette 50 as a prominent instance.

    i was being sarcastic, sheesh.
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    and karingal is bruce forsyth.
    No, I haven't got a wife who is 30 years younger than me...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    No, I haven't got a wife who is 30 years younger than me...

    Even if you did she'd still be triple figures ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2009
    Even if you did she'd still be triple figures ;)
    No she wouldn't but I could quite possibly get arrested for underage sex...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    No she wouldn't but I could quite possibly get arrested for underage sex...

    Age of consent is 34 in England now?
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    No she wouldn't but I could quite possibly get arrested for underage sex...

    lets see 175 - 30 = 145.

    Nope I think you're mstaken :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    Age of consent is 34 in England now?
    You'll be my age in 10 years...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    lets see 175 - 30 = 145.

    Nope I think you're mstaken :D
    No, but I can spell mistaken...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    You'll be my age in 10 years...

    and in 10 years you'll be getting a telegram from the queen. :p
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    No, but I can spell mistaken...

    Oh jump on a typo....well done :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    and in 10 years you'll be getting a telegram from the queen. :p
    Does beanz send telegrams?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    Does beanz send telegrams?

    Oooooh!

    Now that's a burn :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited October 2009
    Oh jump on a typo....well done :p
    I don't mind pointing out your inadequacies...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited October 2009
    Oooooh!

    Now that's a burn :lol:

    yeah defo, i wouldn't want to be in beanz's shows now.
  • edited October 2009
    mile wrote: »
    yeah defo, i wouldn't want to be in beanz's shows now.

    What would you like to be in of mine?
  • edited October 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    What would you like to be in of mine?
    The abused...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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