i think i am gongi to spend christmas day with the girlfreind this year. usually i go to my mums and she goes to her mates, but her freinds have moved away now, so i don't wan't her to be on her own.
silly cow refuses to eat prawn cocktail or sprouts though.
won't stop me. :)
get up at 9:00 to open presents
poached eggs on toasted tiger bread (with proper creamy butter)
11:00 start playing the xbox game i bought her. he he.
12:00 start dinner
2pm. have starter of prawncocktail, and fishfingers.
3pm main dinner of, turkey, roast ham, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sprouts, boiled veg, roast veg, yorkshires, mac and cheese.
As i married a northerner (i do apologise) its my turn to have Xmas down south, cant wait ! Spent xmas up north two years ago, then her best mate got married at xmas the year after so stayed up again (when it was the south's turn !).
Whatever happens, even if another mate gets married or anything, i'm off down south for xmas 100%.
Not keen on xmas dinner but do like the whole atmosphere and seeing friends/family etc. There'll be nothing on the box (NOT a dr who fan at all) but hopefully there'll be just one decent thing on.
Realised a fair few years ago Xmas wasnt the same present wise, shame ! Does bring back the memories of those amazing Xmas's though in the 80's where it seemed you had endless presents.
Realised a fair few years ago Xmas wasnt the same present wise, shame ! Does bring back the memories of those amazing Xmas's though in the 80's where it seemed you had endless presents.
they just seemed endless, you wouldn't be happy if your wife got you a tangerine, a bag of nuts, a pen, a drawing pad, a pencil case, a key ring and a muscle man.
Well i hardly get anything from my parents, dont mind at all as i'm not some 12 year old kid but xmas obviously brings back those memories. The wife does very well with presents, last year i said 'surprise me' and she got me a Wii which i must admit i wasnt keen on, played it for a few months but didnt do anything for me.
So no more surprises ! Even if its socks/pants etc i dont mind !
Well i hardly get anything from my parents, dont mind at all as i'm not some 12 year old kid but xmas obviously brings back those memories. The wife does very well with presents, last year i said 'surprise me' and she got me a Wii which i must admit i wasnt keen on, played it for a few months but didnt do anything for me.
So no more surprises ! Even if its socks/pants etc i dont mind !
ive run out of presents to get the gf now.
ive bought her a DS, a camera, a mobile, a watch. there really isn't anything else, was gonig to get her a lappy for chrimbo but she went out and bought one.
i might go and get her some stuff from ann summers, maybe get something a couple fo dress sizes too small so she has to loose a bit of weight to fit into it. (pretend i lost the reciept)
ive bought her a DS, a camera, a mobile, a watch. there really isn't anything else, was gonig to get her a lappy for chrimbo but she went out and bought one.
Blimey ! No wonder you're with her, spoiling her a bit ! Hope she gets you decent presents in return !
i think i am gongi to spend christmas day with the girlfreind this year. usually i go to my mums and she goes to her mates, but her freinds have moved away now, so i don't wan't her to be on her own.
silly cow refuses to eat prawn cocktail or sprouts though.
won't stop me. :)
get up at 9:00 to open presents
poached eggs on toasted tiger bread (with proper creamy butter)
11:00 start playing the xbox game i bought her. he he.
12:00 start dinner
2pm. have starter of prawncocktail, and fishfingers.
3pm main dinner of, turkey, roast ham, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sprouts, boiled veg, roast veg, yorkshires, mac and cheese.
Blimey ! No wonder you're with her, spoiling her a bit ! Hope she gets you decent presents in return !
You think that's bad I got my missus 21 pressies for her 21st, the first few were crap then they got better. The last one which was obviously the best one cost the majority of the cash, an engagement ring.
I'd like to say she was surprised but I think she had me sussed.
So I am a bit of a romantic I guess, or an idiot who had more money than sense at the time :lol:
Get her a ring for chrimbo milesy....free Visa to Canada ;)
You think that's bad I got my missus 21 pressies for her 21st, the first few were crap then they got better. The last one which was obviously the best one cost the majority of the cash, an Argos engagement ring.
I'd like to say she was surprised but I think she had me sussed.
So I am a bit of a romantic I guess, or an idiot who had more money than sense at the time :lol:
I'm going for the romantic idiot ;)
Christ at age 21 the last thing i wanted to do would be to get engaged !
I secretly made a book full of 12 intricate paintings (done by me), got it professionally bound, and gave it to my (now ex) girlfriend on the aniversary of our 1st date.
It must have been sh*t - because she run off with someone else! And she's still got the f*cking book!
All I want for christmas is a new BASS guitar, my circa 1978 Jedson has finally become very old and sick ( Pine Flue probably ).
I`ve only gone and bought one now, I was toying with a Tanglewood, but eventually went for a Shine. Now I have nothing to look forward to, oh woe is me, Christmas, bah humbug !
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You ate woman's boobs and bums as a child? Are you a cannibal?:lol:
silly cow refuses to eat prawn cocktail or sprouts though.
won't stop me. :)
get up at 9:00 to open presents
poached eggs on toasted tiger bread (with proper creamy butter)
11:00 start playing the xbox game i bought her. he he.
12:00 start dinner
2pm. have starter of prawncocktail, and fishfingers.
3pm main dinner of, turkey, roast ham, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sprouts, boiled veg, roast veg, yorkshires, mac and cheese.
4pm pudding of cheese cake.
7pm watch dr who.
sleep until new year
Not that silly! :D
Whatever happens, even if another mate gets married or anything, i'm off down south for xmas 100%.
Not keen on xmas dinner but do like the whole atmosphere and seeing friends/family etc. There'll be nothing on the box (NOT a dr who fan at all) but hopefully there'll be just one decent thing on.
Realised a fair few years ago Xmas wasnt the same present wise, shame ! Does bring back the memories of those amazing Xmas's though in the 80's where it seemed you had endless presents.
they just seemed endless, you wouldn't be happy if your wife got you a tangerine, a bag of nuts, a pen, a drawing pad, a pencil case, a key ring and a muscle man.
wheres my fecking ipod nano woman!!!
So no more surprises ! Even if its socks/pants etc i dont mind !
ive run out of presents to get the gf now.
ive bought her a DS, a camera, a mobile, a watch. there really isn't anything else, was gonig to get her a lappy for chrimbo but she went out and bought one.
i might go and get her some stuff from ann summers, maybe get something a couple fo dress sizes too small so she has to loose a bit of weight to fit into it. (pretend i lost the reciept)
Blimey ! No wonder you're with her, spoiling her a bit ! Hope she gets you decent presents in return !
8pm...reach for the indigestion tablets!:lol:
And bloody well stay down there this time! We don't you up here with all your poncy fancy 'southern ways'. Get off my land!
You think that's bad I got my missus 21 pressies for her 21st, the first few were crap then they got better. The last one which was obviously the best one cost the majority of the cash, an engagement ring.
I'd like to say she was surprised but I think she had me sussed.
So I am a bit of a romantic I guess, or an idiot who had more money than sense at the time :lol:
Get her a ring for chrimbo milesy....free Visa to Canada ;)
lol, can you imagine, me married, i don't think so. i will die alone knowing me.
Sorry i didnt understand that, all i heard was "Tut lad, down tut pit, wheres ma hotpot, whats wrong with going on holiday to Blackpool' etc ;)
I'm going for the romantic idiot ;)
Christ at age 21 the last thing i wanted to do would be to get engaged !
Well I was 26 at the time, and I knew she wanted to get hitched so I figured maybe it was the right time, and obviously it was.
It must have been sh*t - because she run off with someone else! And she's still got the f*cking book!
I`ve only gone and bought one now, I was toying with a Tanglewood, but eventually went for a Shine. Now I have nothing to look forward to, oh woe is me, Christmas, bah humbug !
http://www.thegospeloffilth.com/Main.php?MagID=1&MagNo=4
It's been years in the making and looking through this sample sellection, it looks rather good :D
And they keep putting back the publishing date! I doubt it will be out for this Xmas!
Aw! Sweet! Tartan ones?