just tell the fecking story, you can't go back and delete it when you mentioned it before , so don't make me go looking for the old post. :p
I can summarize for you.
BBQ outside the trailer one night, bright idea of using the Walmart grocery bag and an empty tin of beans along with the BBQ lighter fluid to make a hot air balloon, misjudgment on the amount of lighter fluid, 5 trailers burned completely to the ground (causing $789 of losses and damage), other trailer park residence call homeland security (after seeing boozy staggering around on fire with a knotted hanky on his head).
wayhey lads, ive got this ace story about me and me mates doin this crazy sheet.
so me spudgie, pj, and duncan were messing around at the groove, when pj decided itd be really neat to make some ****** lanterns, so i says lets do it, and we did. they were ace, so's we let one off and it flew reet high like, right over metro center then over tyne brdige, and near all the shops and that. then we made another but it landed on this house and set it on fire, i shit me kecks.
anyway the cops showed up and tanned are arses, wayhay, it were greet tho.
those chinese flying candles work a treat, everytime i see one i think its a ufo.
empty tin of beans, bit of petrol, string, bin bag, cant be that hard to make.
be careful not to get your dabs on it, in case it turns into an incendary bomb.
We hasd some of those go past our house on bonfire night the missus thought it was ufo or summit well six actualy,i said it was just someone pissing about.
We hasd some of those go past our house on bonfire night the missus thought it was ufo or summit well six actualy,i said it was just someone pissing about.
yeah we saw one on bonfire night, we went.
'look a firework'
'its going very slow'
'its cos its far away'
'are you sure?'
'yes, it will explode any minute now'
'i think its coming closer'
'oh my god, run away'
That would probably be the reason. How wide is the valley?
At the back of our house we look down the barrel of a valey so to speak, this is about 1 mile from one side to the other.
At the front of our house is a large hill to the south with a cut in it leaving to another valey. To the east of our ... aww sod it heres' a picture.
Now you can see why they call it the Vallies. You see if their was a helecopter close I should have spotted it. Then again there is plenty of scope for sound bouncage.
No, that quite a while away. Anyways this is not a guess where Scottie_UK lives game (please dont). I don't want to advertise my location on a public forum. :)
We hasd some of those go past our house on bonfire night the missus thought it was ufo or summit well six actualy,i said it was just someone pissing about.
Sky lantern and Moon - timed exposure bonfire night 2009
Oh so it's ok for aliens, black helicopters and the devil to know but not us...nice.
Yes but they had invitations to the party, we didn`t, next thing you know Scottie will be dressing up as an Angel and singing Frankie goes to hollywood songs !
No, I wouldn't want to do that, just getting that there is an RAF base there which can't be too far as the helicopter flies.
S
Would that be RAF Brawdy ? If so an old friend had business up there in the seventies, he used to claim that a UFO crashed up there while he was staying, the area was later dubbed The Broad Haven Triangle. I only just twigged when you said RAF.
I have a semi amusing story semi related story..(amusing to me anyway).
A few years back there was a period where once a week about 2am I was woken up by a strange loud humming sound outside and flashing lights through the window...the way the window as angled I couldn't see out onto the street (if faced the garage wall).
So after several weeks of this happening once a week at 2am I woke my wife (of the time) and suggested it was aliens come to anal probe me.
She said I was dreaming and to go back to sleep (I've never dreamed of anal probing I might add).
The following week I stayed up and when the noise and lights came I ran out.
...it was the truck that comes around in summer spraying the neighborhoods to kill mosquitoes.
I have a semi amusing story semi related story..(amusing to me anyway).
A few years back there was a period where once a week about 2am I was woken up by a strange loud humming sound outside and flashing lights through the window...the way the window as angled I couldn't see out onto the street (if faced the garage wall).
So after several weeks of this happening once a week at 2am I woke my wife (of the time) and suggested it was aliens come to anal probe me.
She said I was dreaming and to go back to sleep (I've never dreamed of anal probing I might add).
The following week I stayed up and when the noise and lights came I ran out.
...it was the truck that comes around in summer spraying the neighborhoods to kill mosquitoes.
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I can summarize for you.
BBQ outside the trailer one night, bright idea of using the Walmart grocery bag and an empty tin of beans along with the BBQ lighter fluid to make a hot air balloon, misjudgment on the amount of lighter fluid, 5 trailers burned completely to the ground (causing $789 of losses and damage), other trailer park residence call homeland security (after seeing boozy staggering around on fire with a knotted hanky on his head).
Oh so you do pay attention to some of the stuff I say on here?
I was hoping nobody would remember, infact go ahead find the old post it'll save me actually having to type it up again ;)
....and Beanz you can sod off as well :p
here you go
i had to delete the racist language.
You're a divvy yee are!
...and....
I'm sure I've asked you this before, WTF is a Spudgie?
We hasd some of those go past our house on bonfire night the missus thought it was ufo or summit well six actualy,i said it was just someone pissing about.
yeah we saw one on bonfire night, we went.
'look a firework'
'its going very slow'
'its cos its far away'
'are you sure?'
'yes, it will explode any minute now'
'i think its coming closer'
'oh my god, run away'
That was a little cheeky:-o
That would probably be the reason. How wide is the valley?
Not as cheeky as the Cheeky Girls butt cheeks !
At the back of our house we look down the barrel of a valey so to speak, this is about 1 mile from one side to the other.
At the front of our house is a large hill to the south with a cut in it leaving to another valey. To the east of our ... aww sod it heres' a picture.
Now you can see why they call it the Vallies. You see if their was a helecopter close I should have spotted it. Then again there is plenty of scope for sound bouncage.
why is the Devil stood on the hill next to a pink VW new beetle?
He accidentally locked his keys inside?
S
No, that quite a while away. Anyways this is not a guess where Scottie_UK lives game (please dont). I don't want to advertise my location on a public forum. :)
do you live in Llantwit Major?
That is a flying saucer next to the Devil and by the looks of it they are going to Miles house ( as marked on the map ) !
Oo-er misses :-D
Sky lantern and Moon - timed exposure bonfire night 2009
S
Oh so it's ok for aliens, black helicopters and the devil to know but not us...nice.
Yes but they had invitations to the party, we didn`t, next thing you know Scottie will be dressing up as an Angel and singing Frankie goes to hollywood songs !
Would that be RAF Brawdy ? If so an old friend had business up there in the seventies, he used to claim that a UFO crashed up there while he was staying, the area was later dubbed The Broad Haven Triangle. I only just twigged when you said RAF.
That's if it is my brother.... I haven't noticed him writing left-handed or anything.
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A few years back there was a period where once a week about 2am I was woken up by a strange loud humming sound outside and flashing lights through the window...the way the window as angled I couldn't see out onto the street (if faced the garage wall).
So after several weeks of this happening once a week at 2am I woke my wife (of the time) and suggested it was aliens come to anal probe me.
She said I was dreaming and to go back to sleep (I've never dreamed of anal probing I might add).
The following week I stayed up and when the noise and lights came I ran out.
...it was the truck that comes around in summer spraying the neighborhoods to kill mosquitoes.
..I never told her.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I thought it might be the calamity caused by you crashing a wedding do...