Has Jordan hit a new low?

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  • edited November 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    She's like a fun fair ride, all painted up and glittery, but hidden dangers lurk within, and its been ridden by quite a few.

    The tunnel of love
  • edited November 2009
    I'm all for dignity and supporting my fellow man, but when you continually seek to shove yourself down other peoples throats by all means necessary, then you waive your right to sympathy. Couldn't be less interested in attention seekers wherever they lurk.

    And she's decidedly more unnattractive since she tampered with her looks, she was quite cute in her younger days. Come back Pete (if you are low on cash).
    Yep, gotta agree on both points. You can't bring all the negative press on yourself and expect sympathy.
    You get what you earn and deserve.

    Secondly, she was far more attractive before all the plastic surgery and now looks like the proverbial 'mutton dressed up as lamb'.
    Unfortunately she appears to have the personality to match her appearance.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    The tunnel of love

    The sad thing is loves got nothing to do with it for her. So if Katie Price operated a fun fair it would be the Tunnel of Sex. Everybody would be running round in hats that said "Kiss me quick, f*** me harder". Also if she ran a fair I would not buy anything from the Hot Dog van, you'll not be getting the sausage you expect.
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  • edited November 2009
    I would like to have sex with her
  • fogfog
    edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    I would like to have sex with her

    it'd be like waving a flag in an EMPTY albert hall..lol
    oh and she'd say after you had a small "winkle"

    I used to have a girlfriend who used to whack on the foundation, she does it also.. how someone looks WITHOUT it is very different.. also the fact she'd dog ruff.

    I'd not touch it with a barge pole.. dunno about the rest of ya but I'd rather not know the full previous history of someone I dated.. and if you said.. I've seen her naked.. then so what.. most of the UK have , well her top half.lol
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    I would like to have sex with her

    You would....
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    I would like to have sex with her

    Why am I not surprised? :D
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  • edited November 2009
    Shes horrible, i cant believe she got her lips done. Dont women think of the dangers of getting this done as the trout pout looks shocking. Granted the Leslie Ash case was a rare one but look at Jordan, looks ridiculous.

    Prefer natural girls who dont wear a ton of makeup, granted shes made a ton of money but she'll never be accepted by the public and will always be regarded as a joke, something shes trying to change but I cant see it.

    Her voice is shocking as well, just sounds totally stupid
  • edited November 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Shes horrible, i cant believe she got her lips done. Dont women think of the dangers of getting this done as the trout pout looks shocking. Granted the Leslie Ash case was a rare one but look at Jordan, looks ridiculous.

    Prefer natural girls who dont wear a ton of makeup, granted shes made a ton of money but she'll never be accepted by the public and will always be regarded as a joke, something shes trying to change but I cant see it.

    Her voice is shocking as well, just sounds totally stupid

    I take it you don't like her then.......... :)
  • edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    I take it you don't like her then.......... :)

    No ! She just doesnt seem too different from other scrubbers you see around town centres on a friday night. Shes not stunning, its all make-up and silly over the top t!ts.

    Dont get me wrong i like some burds who look dirty but she just looks cheap, really cheap. Fair play to her though for making millions out of basically getting her baps out.
  • edited November 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    No ! She just doesnt seem too different from other scrubbers you see around town centres on a friday night. Shes not stunning, its all make-up and silly over the top t!ts.

    Dont get me wrong i like some burds who look dirty but she just looks cheap, really cheap. Fair play to her though for making millions out of basically getting her baps out.

    Nothing wrong with scrubbers on a friday night pal....
  • edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with scrubbers on a friday night pal....

    Not at all but thankfully theyre not on the front cover of the tabloids 24/7, or have their own crappy TV show or in OK magazine week in week out. Then moan that the papparazi dont leave them alone !
  • edited November 2009
    Executives for I'm A Celebrity have said viewing figures have dropped by over 2 million since Katie Price left the jungle.

    That's because her ex-boyfriends have stopped watching.

    From Sickipedia
  • edited November 2009
    These two are as bad as each other...

  • edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    I take it you don't like her then.......... :)
    Why would anyone with a modicum of taste like her?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    Why would anyone with a modicum of taste like her?

    Money?
  • edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Money?
    Thats not taste, thats greed...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    DATACORDER wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with scrubbers on a friday night pal....

    Lol, its Rab C Datacorder
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  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2009
    I hate her as well, she isn't even attractive, she looks like a girl you would find working in a dodgy backstreet lapdancing club.
    She's a joke, she's vulgar and she's a bad mother, i can't understand why the tabloids devote so much space to her.
    I hate her.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2009
    zx1 wrote: »
    I hate her as well, she isn't even attractive, she looks like a girl you would find working in a dodgy backstreet lapdancing club.
    She's a joke, she's vulgar and she's a bad mother, i can't understand why the tabloids devote so much space to her.
    I hate her.

    Bloody hell tell it the way it is zx81!!!

    Besides....Wish she did work in a dodgy backstreet lapdancing club............BY ME! :razz:
  • fogfog
    edited November 2009
    Data, next you'll be telling us you like Jodie Marsh as well :)

    haha....I guess someone has to..

    there are a few more I could add to the list, but well I'm gonna have lunch in a while and rather not be put off me food.
  • edited November 2009
    fog wrote: »
    Data, next you'll be telling us you like Jodie Marsh as well :)

    haha....I guess someone has to..

    Yep! Builders and labourers, not cos' she's attractive, but cos' they can use her nose as a shovel.
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  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2009
    fog wrote: »
    Data, next you'll be telling us you like Jodie Marsh as well :)

    haha....I guess someone has to..

    there are a few more I could add to the list, but well I'm gonna have lunch in a while and rather not be put off me food.

    Er, i used to like her a few years back, until she turned into someone who liked they had been 'tangoed'.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2009
    zx1 wrote: »
    Er, i used to like her a few years back, until she turned into someone who liked they had been 'tangoed'.
    She's very intelligent academically apparently. She was quite attractive as you say until she got tangoed and got her lips done once too many times.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    Oh and all the tattoos.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    She's very intelligent academically apparently. She was quite attractive as you say until she got tangoed and got her lips done once too many times.

    yeah she has a degree apparently.

    a plus point for jordan is that she did write a couple of bestselling novels. a negative point is that she hasn't actually read them.
  • edited November 2009
    mile wrote: »
    a plus point for jordan is that she did write a couple of bestselling novels. a negative point is that she hasn't actually read them.
    Do you read what you write?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    Do you read what you write?

    no, you read what i write.

    if i wrote a novel i think i'd give it the once over before i sent it off though.
  • edited November 2009
    mile wrote: »
    no, you read what i write.
    Perhaps you should...
    if i wrote a novel i think i'd give it the once over before i sent it off though.
    Did she actually write the novels? I don't think so.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2009
    karingal wrote: »
    Perhaps you should...


    Did she actually write the novels? I don't think so.

    Well, according to the interview vid I posted 'she' has written 33 books. How does she find the time?
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